Vampette
@clitarhero.bsky.social
Hiiii:3
this is literally just my silly lil yap account.
(Often nsfw humour I apologise 🙂↕️)🇬🇧| autistic | 19 | ♓️🐟
NO AI
https://clitarhero3.straw.page
this is literally just my silly lil yap account.
(Often nsfw humour I apologise 🙂↕️)🇬🇧| autistic | 19 | ♓️🐟
NO AI
https://clitarhero3.straw.page
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RrrRaaAAGAGGHHHHHGGGRAAAAAGGHHHHHGGGHGGGGHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FGWJRNRMANAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRSAAAGGHHYUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FUCK
February 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
RrrRaaAAGAGGHHHHHGGGRAAAAAGGHHHHHGGGHGGGGHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FGWJRNRMANAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRSAAAGGHHYUUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FUCK
Ruh oh the worms of impending doom and loneliness have reached the frontal lobe again whatever shall I do
February 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Ruh oh the worms of impending doom and loneliness have reached the frontal lobe again whatever shall I do
Everyday I yearn for the shigella shirt. Every. Fuckin. Day.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Everyday I yearn for the shigella shirt. Every. Fuckin. Day.
How come everyone in my life has managed to couple up within the past like 6 months when I can’t even hold a friendship I’m going to bang my head against a wall
February 5, 2026 at 5:26 AM
How come everyone in my life has managed to couple up within the past like 6 months when I can’t even hold a friendship I’m going to bang my head against a wall
I’m getting up at 6 am to watch the new zootopia movie at 10 because my mother hates me
I got
No sleep
I’m crazy anxious
This shit better be fucking worth it
I got
No sleep
I’m crazy anxious
This shit better be fucking worth it
January 31, 2026 at 7:06 AM
I’m getting up at 6 am to watch the new zootopia movie at 10 because my mother hates me
I got
No sleep
I’m crazy anxious
This shit better be fucking worth it
I got
No sleep
I’m crazy anxious
This shit better be fucking worth it
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Hello Bluesky long time no squeak
January 24, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Hello Bluesky long time no squeak
Valentine’s Day might actually put me in a fucking coma this year oh my god
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Valentine’s Day might actually put me in a fucking coma this year oh my god
Sobbing my fuckinf eyes out if none of my packages turn up today you’ll hear about me on the news
January 12, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Sobbing my fuckinf eyes out if none of my packages turn up today you’ll hear about me on the news
I’m like hey whussup hello
January 12, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I’m like hey whussup hello
Babe if we were like seahorses or whatever and I was pregnant would you let me trade you my eggs or like what
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Babe if we were like seahorses or whatever and I was pregnant would you let me trade you my eggs or like what
I don’t care how many times oomf moves accounts I WILL be following back (as soon as I realise it’s them)
December 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don’t care how many times oomf moves accounts I WILL be following back (as soon as I realise it’s them)
Every compliment ever given to me will remain attached to my soul forever
December 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Every compliment ever given to me will remain attached to my soul forever
To the lush employee who told me my ratty ass hair makes me look like stevie nicks I hope you’re kissed by an angel tonight I’m sorry I was too overstimulated to compliment you back
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
To the lush employee who told me my ratty ass hair makes me look like stevie nicks I hope you’re kissed by an angel tonight I’m sorry I was too overstimulated to compliment you back
Oh my god Christmas is almost three days away take me out back and SHOOT ME
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Oh my god Christmas is almost three days away take me out back and SHOOT ME
Happy national short girl day to every chick who can’t find jeans that fit right
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Happy national short girl day to every chick who can’t find jeans that fit right
Fuck my looser sigma chud chungus LYFE!!!!!!!!!!
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Fuck my looser sigma chud chungus LYFE!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever dude I just wish to be seen as cool by my peers but I guess I’m just a fucking chud
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Whatever dude I just wish to be seen as cool by my peers but I guess I’m just a fucking chud
It ain’t easy bein this cheesy
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It ain’t easy bein this cheesy
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My body is a machine that turns seven sex on the beaches into seven empty glasses
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My body is a machine that turns seven sex on the beaches into seven empty glasses
What is September, October, November and December’s fucking problem dude
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What is September, October, November and December’s fucking problem dude
Oomf I haven’t spoken to in like 2 years asked how I’m doing how do I explain I’m still chopped
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Oomf I haven’t spoken to in like 2 years asked how I’m doing how do I explain I’m still chopped
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To disrespect a tree is to disrespect oneself and you can quote me on that
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
To disrespect a tree is to disrespect oneself and you can quote me on that