Vampette
@clitarhero.bsky.social
Hiiii:3
this is literally just my silly lil yap account.
(Often nsfw humour I apologise 🙂↕️)🇬🇧| autistic | 19 | ♓️🐟
NO AI
https://clitarhero3.straw.page
this is literally just my silly lil yap account.
(Often nsfw humour I apologise 🙂↕️)🇬🇧| autistic | 19 | ♓️🐟
NO AI
https://clitarhero3.straw.page
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I don’t care how many times oomf moves accounts I WILL be following back (as soon as I realise it’s them)
December 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I don’t care how many times oomf moves accounts I WILL be following back (as soon as I realise it’s them)
Every compliment ever given to me will remain attached to my soul forever
December 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Every compliment ever given to me will remain attached to my soul forever
To the lush employee who told me my ratty ass hair makes me look like stevie nicks I hope you’re kissed by an angel tonight I’m sorry I was too overstimulated to compliment you back
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
To the lush employee who told me my ratty ass hair makes me look like stevie nicks I hope you’re kissed by an angel tonight I’m sorry I was too overstimulated to compliment you back
Oh my god Christmas is almost three days away take me out back and SHOOT ME
December 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Oh my god Christmas is almost three days away take me out back and SHOOT ME
Happy national short girl day to every chick who can’t find jeans that fit right
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Happy national short girl day to every chick who can’t find jeans that fit right
Fuck my looser sigma chud chungus LYFE!!!!!!!!!!
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Fuck my looser sigma chud chungus LYFE!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever dude I just wish to be seen as cool by my peers but I guess I’m just a fucking chud
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Whatever dude I just wish to be seen as cool by my peers but I guess I’m just a fucking chud
It ain’t easy bein this cheesy
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It ain’t easy bein this cheesy
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My body is a machine that turns seven sex on the beaches into seven empty glasses
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My body is a machine that turns seven sex on the beaches into seven empty glasses
What is September, October, November and December’s fucking problem dude
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What is September, October, November and December’s fucking problem dude
Oomf I haven’t spoken to in like 2 years asked how I’m doing how do I explain I’m still chopped
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Oomf I haven’t spoken to in like 2 years asked how I’m doing how do I explain I’m still chopped
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To disrespect a tree is to disrespect oneself and you can quote me on that
November 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
To disrespect a tree is to disrespect oneself and you can quote me on that
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Fight, flight, or type “lmao” while actively dissociating
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Fight, flight, or type “lmao” while actively dissociating
Night 2 home alone, my dog has resorted to barking at every door in the house to freak the shit out of me, and is now sleeping in my bed for the first time in his life. He also won’t let me close the bedroom door. Help
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Night 2 home alone, my dog has resorted to barking at every door in the house to freak the shit out of me, and is now sleeping in my bed for the first time in his life. He also won’t let me close the bedroom door. Help
Mental health crisis be damned a hot new bombshell has entered the villa
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Mental health crisis be damned a hot new bombshell has entered the villa
Whichever therapist ends up finding me prepare for the fattest case of job security diva
October 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Whichever therapist ends up finding me prepare for the fattest case of job security diva
Answering my door like this because my uber drivers low key a baddie
October 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Answering my door like this because my uber drivers low key a baddie
Chat I know it’s cuffing season but can we all fucking CHILL
October 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Chat I know it’s cuffing season but can we all fucking CHILL
Remembering when I was showing my nan videos from when I saw Chappell roan and trying not to make it blatantly obvious that I also like girls. I am however also autistic so I likely wasn’t successful
October 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Remembering when I was showing my nan videos from when I saw Chappell roan and trying not to make it blatantly obvious that I also like girls. I am however also autistic so I likely wasn’t successful
My house is on pretty girl avenue ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ*･゜ﾟ･*
October 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My house is on pretty girl avenue ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ*･゜ﾟ･*
Oh max Martin and shellback I never doubted either of you
October 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Oh max Martin and shellback I never doubted either of you
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*takes a drag*
these fingers can roll a joint in under 8 seconds
*exhales in your face*
imagine what they could do to your prostate
these fingers can roll a joint in under 8 seconds
*exhales in your face*
imagine what they could do to your prostate
September 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
*takes a drag*
these fingers can roll a joint in under 8 seconds
*exhales in your face*
imagine what they could do to your prostate
these fingers can roll a joint in under 8 seconds
*exhales in your face*
imagine what they could do to your prostate