snorkmaiden
@cloudberrie.bsky.social
autistic shawty • 30 • she/her • 🇸🇪🏳️🌈🇵🇸 ☭
I love all animals but tibetan foxes literally look taxidermied and it scares the shit out of me if I'm being honest. I know they can't help that they look like that but it's still deeply unsettling that they do
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I love all animals but tibetan foxes literally look taxidermied and it scares the shit out of me if I'm being honest. I know they can't help that they look like that but it's still deeply unsettling that they do
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I will never watch anything on your phone, try it and I'll recoil from the screen like a vampire from sunlight
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I will never watch anything on your phone, try it and I'll recoil from the screen like a vampire from sunlight
When you're a retired crashout I swear the universe purposely puts you in the most infuriating idiotic situations just to test you lmao
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
When you're a retired crashout I swear the universe purposely puts you in the most infuriating idiotic situations just to test you lmao
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Acting like I wasn't assaulted 3 days ago but honestly I feel kinda numb to it lol it'll probably hit me months or years later this time too
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Acting like I wasn't assaulted 3 days ago but honestly I feel kinda numb to it lol it'll probably hit me months or years later this time too
as within so without, as above so below, etc etc
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
as within so without, as above so below, etc etc
I personally make it a point to buy absolutely nothing on black friday and it's literally so easy when you're not a slave to consumerist propaganda
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I personally make it a point to buy absolutely nothing on black friday and it's literally so easy when you're not a slave to consumerist propaganda
Who else has that one friend that treats every minor inconvenience in life as a personal attack against them and needs to find something to complain about every single day and how are you coping lol
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Who else has that one friend that treats every minor inconvenience in life as a personal attack against them and needs to find something to complain about every single day and how are you coping lol
My mom just told me the school she works at sent the staff to a seminar today to teach them "how to use AI effectively at work"
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My mom just told me the school she works at sent the staff to a seminar today to teach them "how to use AI effectively at work"
Yeah very sad vibes rn tho can't lie
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yeah very sad vibes rn tho can't lie
I'll be ok I have supportive friends and my cat and family and my weighted blanket and my diary and all the books I could ever want to read AND myself and soon this retrograde will be over and I will be able to breathe easier again
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'll be ok I have supportive friends and my cat and family and my weighted blanket and my diary and all the books I could ever want to read AND myself and soon this retrograde will be over and I will be able to breathe easier again
Bro thinks he's a masseuse
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bro thinks he's a masseuse
The gutwrenching feeling of knowing that it's not "bad enough" for them to even take you seriously and you'll just end up feeling shamed for wasting their time
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The gutwrenching feeling of knowing that it's not "bad enough" for them to even take you seriously and you'll just end up feeling shamed for wasting their time
I wish misogyny and the patriarchy didn't exist so you could actually go to the police and have them listen and actually care when a man assaults you so they can face the consequences of their actions lol that'd be nice but alas
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I wish misogyny and the patriarchy didn't exist so you could actually go to the police and have them listen and actually care when a man assaults you so they can face the consequences of their actions lol that'd be nice but alas
My hair is literally being fried from how dry the air is rn
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My hair is literally being fried from how dry the air is rn
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Call me a waitress the way I want his tip 💔
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Call me a waitress the way I want his tip 💔
How I look at my friends after telling them I hooked up with my ex again while I'm supposed to heal and move on (they can't even judge me because they're worse than me)
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
How I look at my friends after telling them I hooked up with my ex again while I'm supposed to heal and move on (they can't even judge me because they're worse than me)
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*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
When the sun hits my eyes I become soooo obnoxious like here comes another brown eyed bitch trying to flex
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
When the sun hits my eyes I become soooo obnoxious like here comes another brown eyed bitch trying to flex
Shit's pissing me off I'm going to bed
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Shit's pissing me off I'm going to bed
I feel like I'm a different person to everyone who knows me and none of them feel like the true me and it's confusing. I feel like I have to be a chameleon
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I feel like I'm a different person to everyone who knows me and none of them feel like the true me and it's confusing. I feel like I have to be a chameleon
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NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️⚧️
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
NASA posted a photo of Jupiter under ultraviolet light 🏳️⚧️