snorkmaiden
@cloudberrie.bsky.social
autistic shawty • 30 • she/her • 🇸🇪🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇸🇩 ☭
I am out with lanterns, looking for my waist
January 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I am out with lanterns, looking for my waist
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i’ve thought about it and you owe me $10,000
January 19, 2026 at 1:23 PM
i’ve thought about it and you owe me $10,000
For an atheist I do a lot of worshipping lowkey
January 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
For an atheist I do a lot of worshipping lowkey
I'm not religious but I imagine entering heaven would look something like this probably
January 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I'm not religious but I imagine entering heaven would look something like this probably
Actually life is beautiful and I have time
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Actually life is beautiful and I have time
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i’m a professional dilly dallier
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
i’m a professional dilly dallier
Owls are sky kitties and seals are sea puppies
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Owls are sky kitties and seals are sea puppies
"why am I so emotional and unstable all of a sudden what's wrong with me?" I ask myself after a 17 year long friend breakup and trying to adjust to the sudden absence after talking every day
January 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
"why am I so emotional and unstable all of a sudden what's wrong with me?" I ask myself after a 17 year long friend breakup and trying to adjust to the sudden absence after talking every day
Just learned Leonardo DiCaprio's current girlfriend is 27 and he hasn't dumped her yet. Impressive
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Just learned Leonardo DiCaprio's current girlfriend is 27 and he hasn't dumped her yet. Impressive
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you tell someone you’re not into fantasy books and they act like you killed their beloved family pet or smth
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 AM
you tell someone you’re not into fantasy books and they act like you killed their beloved family pet or smth
Fetty Wap got released early from prison omg 2016 IS so back
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Fetty Wap got released early from prison omg 2016 IS so back
Bought a tube of Bepanthen salve for my tattoo aftercare and I've been using it on my cracked bleeding lips too and they're healinggg this shit is amazing why haven't I ever bought it before. Gonna use it to slug my skincare tonight I'll be back with an update
January 8, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Bought a tube of Bepanthen salve for my tattoo aftercare and I've been using it on my cracked bleeding lips too and they're healinggg this shit is amazing why haven't I ever bought it before. Gonna use it to slug my skincare tonight I'll be back with an update
Buddhists are so right about that whole attachment being the root of all suffering thing lol boy am I going through it
January 8, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Buddhists are so right about that whole attachment being the root of all suffering thing lol boy am I going through it
Best thing about having a stingy landlord is I never have to worry about my fridge showing ads. Nothing is replaced unless it's broke falling off the hinges & then they find THE cheapest replacement. I could stay here til 2050 bet my life there wont be a single smart appliance in sight. It's perfect
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Best thing about having a stingy landlord is I never have to worry about my fridge showing ads. Nothing is replaced unless it's broke falling off the hinges & then they find THE cheapest replacement. I could stay here til 2050 bet my life there wont be a single smart appliance in sight. It's perfect
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i’m like if a girl was a land mine
January 7, 2026 at 2:39 PM
i’m like if a girl was a land mine
Wish I could sleep to pass time until everything stops feeling weird
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Wish I could sleep to pass time until everything stops feeling weird
I wanna go to the store so bad and buy ingredients to bake. I mean I could but it's gonna hurt maybe a little too much to be worth it
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I wanna go to the store so bad and buy ingredients to bake. I mean I could but it's gonna hurt maybe a little too much to be worth it
Genuinely will never understand why you would get so triggered and upset by people caring about the climate and fighting for a liveable planet. Like.. You live here too... did you forget? They're actually helping you
January 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Genuinely will never understand why you would get so triggered and upset by people caring about the climate and fighting for a liveable planet. Like.. You live here too... did you forget? They're actually helping you
I got a new tat 🥰🍀
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I got a new tat 🥰🍀
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Y'all can't convince me that the entire American government isn't smoking literal crack at this point
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Y'all can't convince me that the entire American government isn't smoking literal crack at this point
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whimsy is so back this year
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
whimsy is so back this year
"Feels like -39°C" and my cat is sitting on the balcony doing his regular observing the neighborhood routine like it's nothing 💀
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
"Feels like -39°C" and my cat is sitting on the balcony doing his regular observing the neighborhood routine like it's nothing 💀