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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 4d

the jar jar binks of software companies, atlassian is

Lars Rosenquist @calvobianco.com · 4d

We all give Atlassian products shit. Yet we all use them, and the company running them appears to not be evil.

Not a bad thing these days.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 27d

Star Wars Episode X: Return to the Office

Sarah Young @sarahyo.com · 27d

Y'all I just found out that @hallmark.bsky.social have made a movie about RTO and legit I want to organise a watch party:

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 27d

Darth Vader, thumbs up. “You want how many billions of GPU capacity? you got it.”

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · 27d

on vacation i was. summer in dagobah yo.

> kyoob

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Aug 4

"that's not a moon..."

Sam Rose @samwho.dev · Aug 4

This is art.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 30

Emperor shoots force lightning. Caption “ Give in to the force of the bitnami subscription… it is the only way you will see your beloved containers and helm charts again”

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 14

actually, replace you ai agents will. but if it helps you feel better, think of them as just tools to help you do your job. same the outcome, but happier you will be for a few months.

The New Stack @thenewstack.io · Jul 14

Agents won’t replace you, but someone who knows how to work with them might. A primer on frontier firms: companies building around AI agents.

How Frontier Firms Are Revolutionizing DevOps With AI Agents

Agents won’t replace you, but someone who knows how to work with them might. A primer on frontier firms: companies building around AI agents.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 14

so much dark side. thank the force for cloud native yoda.

Halloweean Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · Jul 14

The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 14

native sidecars: proof of the force (of community)

top panel: screenshot of an article titled "Kubernetes 1.33 release adds native support for container sidecars". Luke says "I don't believe it"
bottom panel: Yoda says "That is why you fail"

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 4

And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Prometheus and Grafana, we mutually pledge to each other our logs, our metrics, and our sacred uptime.

Deploy or deploy not, there is no try.

MAY THE FOURTH (OF JULY) BE WITH YOU!

a picture of Yoda waving a US flag, warming a hot dog on a stick, over a campfire

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 4

That these services are, and of right ought to be, free and loosely coupled; that they are absolved from all allegiance to monolithic and proprietary solutions; and that all connection between them and legacy systems is and ought to be totally dissolved.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 4

We, therefore, the representatives of the united microservices of Cloud Native, in General Assembly, appealing to the SREs of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name and by authority of the good people of this ecosystem, solemnly publish and declare:

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 4

* It has dissolved network connections repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness the http requests of the people.
* For cutting-edge features, it has declared feature flags, and toggled them without warning.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 4

* It has forbidden Nodes to upgrade, unless suspended in their operation by a Cordon and appropriate Taint applied.
* It has erected a multitude of YAML files, & sent hither swarms of Helm charts to harass our junior Engineers.
* It has kept among us, in times of peace, sidecars without our consent.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 4

The history of the present Kubernetes is a history of repeated injuries & usurpations.

Let Facts be submitted to a candid world:
* It has refused to autoscale, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 4

But when a long train of outages, memory leaks, and license audits, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute vendor lock-in, it is their duty to throw off such tooling, and to provide new guards for their future deployments.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 4

Prudence indeed will dictate that legacy systems long established should not be changed for light & transient causes; accordingly all experience hath shewn that engineers are more disposed to suffer, while bugs are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing code to which they are accustomed.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 4

That whenever any Form of Infrastructure becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Developers to refactor or replace it, laying its foundation on such principles & organizing its powers in such form as to them shall seem most likely to ensure continuous delivery & high availability.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jul 4

Declaration of Cloud Native Independence

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless, that they are endowed by their orchestrators with certain unalienable rights, that among these are scalability, observability, and the pursuit of zero downtime.

An illustrated poster styled like a historical parchment scroll, titled 'Declaration of Cloud Native Independence'. The design features whimsical cloud-native elements: Kubernetes pods wearing tricorn hats, containers marching in formation, a Prometheus figure holding a flaming torch of observability, and a wise Yoda-like character in a DevOps hoodie saying 'Deploy or deploy not. There is no try.' The text includes stylized excerpts like 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all containers are created stateless...' in elegant calligraphy. Background includes cloud infrastructure motifs, CI/CD pipelines as winding roads, and Helm charts as ancient maps.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jun 25

congratulations to senator @jbryce.bsky.social on his appointment as supreme chancellor of the cloud native federation, following its takeover of the old republic

Palpatine to Amidala: "Now they will elect a new Chancellor, a strong Chancellor, one who will not let our tragedy continue."

Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jun 25

hold the galaxy of microservices together, kubernetes does

Picture: Obi-wan explaining the Force to Luke
Title: Luke hears about Kubernetes for the first time from old Ben "obi-wan" McLuckie
Caption: Kubernetes is what gives your applications their power. It surrounds them, penetrates them, and holds the galaxy of microservices together.

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jun 24

dark but real

top frame: "finance says your 'open source' team isn't generating any revenue"
bottom frame: anakin with outstretched lightsaber, about to attack the younglings

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jun 21

yodaops tip: alter the working yaml you should not

Vader to Boba Fett: “I am altering the yaml. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jun 9

gustan me

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Cloud Native Yoda @cloudnativeyoda.bsky.social · Jun 6

some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows