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scary mara

@cloudsponge.bsky.social

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scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · Sep 4

why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 3h

good luck good luck

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 3h

but yeah i thought everyone who has said similar to me was just joking or that i was just Evil but hearing a professional flat out say it within 30 minutes of meeting me kind of clears some things up i think

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 4h

ok im back from the doctor. she asked me if i had ever considered that i might be something and i had to tell her look pal considering being something is all i do

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ACS Tallula's Memory, variable role carrier ship @pretend-wizard.bsky.social · 5h

listen just because you can see all the metal shorn off in the last battle floating around me perfectly in the shape of a magnetic field doesn't mean my railgun is malfunctioning. it means i am very mad at you and i will use my functional railgun to hurt you badly.

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 4h

it happens

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 6h

im extremely good at parking and driving just not right now

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 6h

sorry i rip the side panel of my car off while parking by the elevated curb when im nervous

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 14h

glad to spread #mindfulness in these uncertain times 😌

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 14h

arg into the brine with ye 👈 quote from Captain Dryjack the Pirate

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 14h

focus on your breath, in through your nose which has a bug in it there's a bug in your nose freak the hell out start destroying objects don't breathe out yet 👈 mindfulness technique give it a try

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 14h

there's nothing for you in there dude

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 14h

bug just flew in my nose

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 15h

spinny knife arm attack

sitting up in chair

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 15h

sea spider woa cool

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 16h

guys ac6 ayre is quite enjoying the routine

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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 7d

We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 22h

but yeah it looked and felt pretty much like that red dot. same as in the annihilation movie too. and i too had to fight a huge robot afterward in a sense

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 23h

i saw it the first time i greened like 6 years ago out my friends say i was on the floor making cartoonish sneezing noises

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 23h

ac6 coral flow that almost happensd to me once

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 1d

effectively

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 1d

impossibly so, that was what got us our first round of funding

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 1d

my startup has unleashed a beast

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 1d

okay yay

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 1d

being frozen is okay too just so long as it doesnt involve getting any colder

scary mara @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 1d

before or after opening either is okay