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Jared 🗿🇵🇸
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This is me this is actually my real life
At champion hydration levels rn
January 28, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Angel Domain
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January 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Zohran is woke 2, refined woke that believes the same thing but has less of the scolding and academic language that in retrospect were the obvious excesses of woke 1

Dark woke is like teenagers calling ICE slurs and current South Park, the primal animal reaction against 2023 zio-fascist overreach
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM
You can't be a "Woke 2" type of person and also say the r word
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Get the protein bars that taste like shit and the vitamins are huge pills, for you will not be lied to
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 AM
If you want the driest most dogshit bread ever I'd highly recommend 🙌🔥
January 28, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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just whipping the shit out of JD Vance with a red hot fire iron
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 PM
ChudU
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Yeah your One Drive ran out of space or whatever. This means your computer will fail to do shit that's been standard since Windows 2000.
January 27, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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“Clapping like a seal”? Ask yourself why the seal’s joy has become a mark of opprobrium
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Guy at the coffee shop was a dick to me for no reason so I'm not a communist anymore
January 26, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Bluesky user @b1gdamage.bsky.social notes the lack of GIFs on the site.
January 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Why is there no gif of Lightning McQueen crashing out on here. Is that too graphic
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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The people of Minneapolis are going to win and their courage will go on to inspire the people of every other city to stand up the way they did
January 24, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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Yall outside of MN need to know that observers are STILL out protecting their neighbors. Right now. They know the news and they’re still out there.
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Radlib. Don't see people called that these days.
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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Without breaching the IHRA definition of antisemitism this is the kind of thing the founders of certain Middle Eastern paramilitary groups experienced as children before going on to make history
January 24, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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RIP Michael Parenti.
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Preaching to the choir here but right wingers are only pro-gun in the sense that they wanna have one in case they need to live out their fantasies of shooting a minority or even one of their white neighbors during some inscrutable beef
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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rc cola stands for roku city cola
January 24, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
January 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Kill who?
Shoutout to @djinnandtonic.bsky.social who's got this sticker on their store that I think matches perfectly
January 23, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM