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Jared 🗿🇵🇸
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This is me this is actually my real life
The old world is edging,
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Fuck fun #NoFun
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Tylernol
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just got a #BBL
November 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Fucking love sweet potatoes
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Man sitting next to me on the plane gave me the most disgusting candy I've had in my life.
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Spotify – Web Player
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November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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i just dont know
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Has anyone heard AI music at grocery stores yet? Seems like the next logical step
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I think if they sold Gatorade in glass bottles again all our health problems would go away
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Gothic
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November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Need to hear how Lee Haney would say "Groyper"
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Have we ascertained what the plate situation was at the Trump Epstein thanksgiving?
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Project 2029 is bringing back pennies. The new pennies will be bigger, more expensive to produce, and cumbersome to carry. We are making the pennies out of gold.
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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From: The Hamburglar
To: jeevacation

Wonderful party last night. Looking forward to the next one! I'll be sure to bring the "sliders" next time. ;)

From: jeevacation
To: The Hamburglar

sliders == little girl /?
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Pronouncing this like Stewie Griffin would
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Majestic Thou in Ruin
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November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I wish I was high on potnuse!
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Why are Black Friday sales starting this week. Get a grip.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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sorry your internet isn't working, we'll send one of our maladjusted service techs out right away
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Eating cooch and drinking booch 🗣️
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It'd be so crazy to have the world's biggest balls but also smallest penis
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM