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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 3h

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 11h

The cuomo “bacon, cheese and egg” thing is crazy to me because it’s not even a new york thing. Anyone who ever went to mcdonalds before 10 knows it’s bacon, egg and cheese

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 12h

Asking my barber to install a little more up front

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 12h

I was thinking a good bit would be to start calling it “Mack-Sweeney’s” but it’ll probably never come up

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 12h

A block that fast can only mean op is a fan

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 12h

Actually there is nothing in the universe over and above matter and its properties, so really all media is “physical media”

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 13h

10 Oct 2025

Heathcliff and his convict dad, Pops, are hiding in a tree as multiple cops search for him on the ground below. Two birds watch from a nearby wire, and one of them says "I should do more things with my dad."

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 13h

therapist wrote "mark and recapture" next to my name in his session notes

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 14h

MEDIEVAL STANDUP COMIC: Have we any pretenders to the throne in the audience tonight? Any blackguards of low birth who aspire through chicanery to the highest peerage? Or is it just a bushel of you filthy serfs again as every other night

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 14h

Y’all ever read dossdoyefski (sp?)

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 15h

Turns out you dim sum you lose some

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 15h

They did put this dilemma in Darren aronofsky’s only good movie, Noah

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 15h

I would have done the Punisher: The End ending

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 16h

Telling my boss I need to leave early on Halloween to get hammered and ogle the sexy ladies but really I'm going to a special screening of Bresson's Four Nights of a Dreamer

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16h

Taylor Swift counts down Travis Kelce's favorite Claire Denis films

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 16h

Chex notes:

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 17h

They awarded the Nobel peace prize to...my stinking, unwashed ass hole? This can't be right. It barely campaigned.

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

If you meet Tubu on the road, feed her.

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Cameron Bradford @cameronbradford.bsky.social · 1d

What ladies are the best at kissing these days? My buddies and I are looking for some girlfriends

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

Homer dreaming about bringing back sheriff lobo

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

When they used that song from schoolboys in disgrace, that was powerful.

Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

I love finding out the afterlife is real but instead of experiencing undivided consciousness untethered from time and space it is just the end of Solaris

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

I fucked up.

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

I read that list of all the new vertigo titles and couldn’t tell if it was a joke or not

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Nice boy of sound mind 🔒 @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t say I didn’t warn you 🙄