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mattshoelace.bsky.social
That classical logical inference from “x does not have this innate characteristic” to “no one has this innate characteristic”
mattshoelace.bsky.social
It’s all right, I don’t mind.
acidlich.bsky.social
You don’t have to be a misogynist to not care for the works of Taylor swift
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ok-but-still.bsky.social
the thing i hate about freddy krueger is how much of a bastard he is - but would the movie even work if he was nice?
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competentposter.bsky.social
If any of you mutinous dogs were looking for a bluesky alternative, may I recommend "the brig". Now get back to posting, you bilge rats, or there'll be the devil to pay.
mattshoelace.bsky.social
I have a lot of opinions about the culture of Bluesky!!! 😤 Just kidding. I have jokes I need to post about jacking off.
mattshoelace.bsky.social
(In the year 2125 after all nations have collapsed in the water wars) Pupil: But was Steven Universe a real person, or only a myth?
Sage: The historical record is unclear on this,
mattshoelace.bsky.social
Ooooh. I thought every saying "Prime Day" just meant Friday. Cause it's the weekend.
mattshoelace.bsky.social
Nowadays generation Z thinks that "aunt Flo is visiting" means you're shopping for car insurance!!!!
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jediofgallifrey.bsky.social
pritzker won't order the state police to protect chicago from the national guard and ice because they would disobey him, and then the game would be up
mattshoelace.bsky.social
A guy on the bus, not masked, just pulled a rubber glove out of his backpack to pull the cord
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mattshoelace.bsky.social
Yeah…..the area around my window! They’re spinning and crawling something awful over there
mattshoelace.bsky.social
This artist is featured prominently in arguably the best issue of arguably the most influential alternative comics publication of the past 20 or 30 years
mattshoelace.bsky.social
Hell, I could Heat
thefilmstage.com
Michael Mann's Heat 2 has been acquired by Amazon MGM, with Leonardo DiCaprio rumored to take Val Kilmer's place in the prequel-sequel:
thefilmstage.com/michael-mann...
mattshoelace.bsky.social
Interestingly, the cdc has recently revised its recommendation from Covid vaccines and to lunch meat phosphates
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funeralpig.bsky.social
you will never be president you disgusting pig soul
lgbtqnation.com
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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whitecomics.bsky.social
Yearly 2022-2024 are free online now, if you’d like to read them

whitecomics.co/2025/10/07/y...
mattshoelace.bsky.social
It’s crazy that a cartoonist would be wearing a comics shirt in a picture. Speaks volumes
mattshoelace.bsky.social
Did anyone ever figure out what the deal with windmills is? He just wanted a strong metaphor?
mattshoelace.bsky.social
Literally nothing going on upstairs and this is the best we’ve got
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Biological name
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Bondi: "The judge also would not refer to the defendant by his biological name -- referred to him by the pronouns."
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bakoon.bsky.social
its october seventh and you know what that means: happy fifth birthday hubie halloween
mattshoelace.bsky.social
One of my must listen podcasts' hosts became a personal friend. I can only assume each and every one will follow.