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Young Pete Toms

@petetoms.bsky.social

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The only cartoonist and writer that nobody is mad at (because of a loophole in the constitution that made it illegal). https://petetoms.itch.io

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 2h

Haha yeah, but I saw Kelsey by The Pyramid that used record store / screen printing place

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 3h

The subconscious is so vast it can be filled with everyone’s tweets about Frasier from 2013

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 3h

Dreamt last night that they built a replica of Bergenfield, New Jersey in Glendale (called New Bergenfield) and when I went to see it, I ran into Kelsey Grammer. I asked him how the rest of the X-Men were doing and he said, “I have a lot of problems with those guys.”

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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 17h

The second episode of 31 Murders To Midnight, the series when I review 31 horror movies (and some other stuff) for 31 minutes each in October 2025, is now live for subscribers to the patreon patreon.com/sfultra

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 17h

Wow.

My signed copy of Pynchon’s Shadow Ticket that’s inscribed, “Like Jon Lovitz’s shadow sez, That’s the Shadow Ticket.” - Tommy Pinches

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 22h

I heard the doctors had a lot of trouble euthanizing Gavin Newsom’s hair so they just keep it sedated and it constantly wakes up and bites him.

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Aleks Sennwald @alekssennwald.bsky.social · 2d

Bug dance party

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 2d

Yet again thinking about this Ditko cover which remains maybe the most relatable piece of art I’ve ever seen.

The cover of Haunted no. 3 where a titularly haunted guy is running toward the viewer saying, "Why? Why? Why? Why?" While a banner above him says, "You BETTER believe "THIS IS HOW IT IS." And there's a cemetery with a caped goblin and a ghost or something behind him.

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 2d

Watched a YouTube plumbing tutorial where the dude was like “It’s imperative you turn the water off before you do this,” and I was like “That’s a funny way to say that…imperative,” and then didn’t turn the water off and sprayed myself in the face Stooges-style.

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 2d

I like to eat those packaged salad kits by dumping it all in a big bowl and eating the bags filled with treats and dressing like they’re plastic pierogis.

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 3d

Zach, this might be too twisted for a Sunday morning

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 4d

My buddy tried to get the woke clerk working at the local Bratz store to not write Charlie Kirk’s name on a Bratz birth certificate but she did and now his soul is stuck inside a Brat. I’m outraged

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 4d

Nobody has ever read one.

Liam McGuire @liammcguire.bsky.social · 5d

Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 4d

Spending the weekend going into stores and trying to trick the minimum wage employees into saying the name of my favorite right wing influencer, Rumpelstiltskin.

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 4d

I can’t remember if I’ve mentioned this in book club, but 2 separate times when I was wearing this shirt, 2 different strangers told me how much they liked it without me providing any explanation. Like I think they just liked the drawings or the concept of reading or salted meat I guess

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 4d

Found this weird bug.

A pic of your BlueSky friend, Pete, sitting in a car with a big beautiful insect on his lap.

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 5d

A bit that I have found everyone really likes and appreciates is that whenever someone brings up Sean Penn’s performance in One Battle After Another, you say, “Sean Penn? The guy that Yellowman wants me to call?”

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 5d

I think people in general should stop letting ceos get away with talking like they’re Jedis

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 5d

They should let the meg direct the next one

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Aleks Sennwald @alekssennwald.bsky.social · 5d

New post about birds, bugs and britbox with a diary comic and a tiny animation 🏃
thesodalake.substack.com/p/accidental...

Accidental Birding

A comic about birds and enthusiasm, a tiiiiny animation and more!

thesodalake.substack.com

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 6d

I wasn’t in the gifted program at my hs but a bunch of my friends were and there was a shift in like sophomore or junior year where a bunch of them went from being into sci fi and theater to wanting to join the military

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 6d

Looking at this pic feels like looking in a mirror

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 6d

So good

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Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 6d

I assume anyone who’s watching it now would watch it only for that reason and then get really disappointed that his bare ass is in only 1 of like 300 episodes

Young Pete Toms @petetoms.bsky.social · 6d

Happy October.

A screen grab of a disheveled Detective Andy Sipowicz in a hospital bed frowning while sticking his bottom lip out

Sipowicz’s doctor who kind of looks like a sad pumpkin but maybe slightly less than Sipowicz looks on with concern

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