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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹
@lippoenen.bsky.social
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Middle-aged punk rock "kid" trying to grow old gracefully. Neurodivergent GenX #actuallyautistic Proud Teamster Broken hearted idealist Resides on the Isle of Misfit Toys PNW transplant originally from NYC Atheist
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · Oct 23
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 51m
It's all just so ridiculous. If you typed all this up as a movie script, you'd get laughed out of the room, it's too absurd. Mel Brooks on PCP wouldn't come up with this.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 55m
It's gallows humor. It's all I have left. Take that from me and I will legitimately spiral and end up eating a bullet.
...but you do you, boo.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 1h
...Furries and Bronies.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 9h
He will. He's been chomping at the bit to do it all along.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 14h
Yes, that is in fact what they believe.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 15h
Yep...that's my plan as well. I'm too old for one of their concentration camps, they'll have to go ahead and kill me here.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 18h
Agreed. I don't dismiss them, if they wanna come after me for posting memes that hurt their feelings, so be it.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 18h
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 18h
They're apparently discussing sending the 82nd Airborne. To do what? Take out people dressed in dinosaur and chicken costumes?
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 18h
They're all completely batshit delulu. Organization? What fucking Organization?
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 20h
I like the big dinosaur costumes. I forsee a One Million T-Rex March on Washington in the future. I think that would be fantastic.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 21h
Orwell really kinda came up short, tbh. He lacked the imagination that this confederacy of misanthropic dipshits manages to pull out of their hate filled gourds, seemingly effortlessly, on a daily.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 21h
He does realize that Portland has half a million people who live here and can call him out on his bullshit, right?
Bombed out?! WTF is he going on about?
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 23h
No. No it doesn't. We're an obstinately stupid species.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 23h
Welp, nothing quite says "Great Again" like civil war.
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