phage
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I know Gandalf had a crazy turnaround jumper
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I know Gandalf had a crazy turnaround jumper
Ight so basically Eärendil builds his ship, sails it from Middle Earth across the Great Sea to the Blessed Realm of Valinor, His wife Elwing flies him the Silmaril, and as a stand against The Shadow (Dark Lord) his ship is lifted into the sky (Ilmen) where he endlessly sails over the world as a star
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ight so basically Eärendil builds his ship, sails it from Middle Earth across the Great Sea to the Blessed Realm of Valinor, His wife Elwing flies him the Silmaril, and as a stand against The Shadow (Dark Lord) his ship is lifted into the sky (Ilmen) where he endlessly sails over the world as a star
Rereading the Song of Eärendil 90 times before moving on
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Rereading the Song of Eärendil 90 times before moving on
Painting the interior of my childhood home for my parents to sell is an interesting feeling. Spent years making those marks, dents, scrapes, etc by living life, now it’s time for me to cover them all and make it look unlived in in just a few days
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Painting the interior of my childhood home for my parents to sell is an interesting feeling. Spent years making those marks, dents, scrapes, etc by living life, now it’s time for me to cover them all and make it look unlived in in just a few days
Circling like a dog before pulling my pants down to sit on the toilet
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Circling like a dog before pulling my pants down to sit on the toilet
How can you say Santa isn’t real? I literally see him at the mall right now
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How can you say Santa isn’t real? I literally see him at the mall right now
The queer harmonic happenings of Bohemian Rhapsody
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The queer harmonic happenings of Bohemian Rhapsody
Put me on the O Line of an NFL team and i bet i could successfully stop one defensive lineman if given 1000 chances (he trips on turf or untied shoelace)
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Put me on the O Line of an NFL team and i bet i could successfully stop one defensive lineman if given 1000 chances (he trips on turf or untied shoelace)
Saw a couple praying over their two beers and pizza at a brewery
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Saw a couple praying over their two beers and pizza at a brewery
Favorite part of flying in and out of Albany, NY is the Andrew Cuomo Nipple Ring Sculpture
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Favorite part of flying in and out of Albany, NY is the Andrew Cuomo Nipple Ring Sculpture
Reading The Fellowship of the Ring at an airport bar drinking an IPA. Happy Monday morning
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reading The Fellowship of the Ring at an airport bar drinking an IPA. Happy Monday morning
I get knocked down but I get up again but I get knocked down again. This time i have no plans to get up again
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I get knocked down but I get up again but I get knocked down again. This time i have no plans to get up again
Snowboarders tumble like queer goblins down the mountain
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Snowboarders tumble like queer goblins down the mountain
Would you disturb her peaceful slumber?
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Would you disturb her peaceful slumber?
Are you fucking serious that The Hobbit ends with Bilbo losing his reputation for being seen as “queer” lmfao
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Are you fucking serious that The Hobbit ends with Bilbo losing his reputation for being seen as “queer” lmfao
All the lads coming together and holding each other’s throbbing pride on International Men’s Day
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
All the lads coming together and holding each other’s throbbing pride on International Men’s Day
Wearing a “Mind Goblin” hat to the Radiologist for a testicular ultrasound hoping the receptionist asks “what’s a mind goblin” so i can respond “mind goblin deez nuts”
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Wearing a “Mind Goblin” hat to the Radiologist for a testicular ultrasound hoping the receptionist asks “what’s a mind goblin” so i can respond “mind goblin deez nuts”
Welcome to your forever family *guard locks the gate, walks down the torch lit hall, and wicked, green goblin eyes open one after the other breaking the darkness like stars in the night sky*
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Welcome to your forever family *guard locks the gate, walks down the torch lit hall, and wicked, green goblin eyes open one after the other breaking the darkness like stars in the night sky*
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Old books be like "The party was gay as they pressed into the queer hole, that became queerer and queerer with each gay step.."
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Old books be like "The party was gay as they pressed into the queer hole, that became queerer and queerer with each gay step.."
Updating my girlfriend about my read through of The Hobbit
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Updating my girlfriend about my read through of The Hobbit
Tomorrow is not a new day. Every permutation of events within it has already existed within my mind
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Tomorrow is not a new day. Every permutation of events within it has already existed within my mind