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"The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa"
You can find us wherever you stream content or at Chaosmagicknews.com
https://linktr.ee/chaosmagicknews
"Don't let them see us. Don't tell them what we are doing -"
Are these the words of the all-powerful boards and syndicates of the earth?
- William S Burroughs
The constant undermining coercion and intimidation of anything resembling a free press is the work of cowards broadcasting their fear.
Are these the words of the all-powerful boards and syndicates of the earth?
- William S Burroughs
The constant undermining coercion and intimidation of anything resembling a free press is the work of cowards broadcasting their fear.
STATEMENT FROM ABBE LOWELL,
ATTORNEY FOR DON LEMON
ATTORNEY FOR DON LEMON
January 30, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"Don't let them see us. Don't tell them what we are doing -"
Are these the words of the all-powerful boards and syndicates of the earth?
- William S Burroughs
The constant undermining coercion and intimidation of anything resembling a free press is the work of cowards broadcasting their fear.
Are these the words of the all-powerful boards and syndicates of the earth?
- William S Burroughs
The constant undermining coercion and intimidation of anything resembling a free press is the work of cowards broadcasting their fear.
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January 28, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Struck by the idea that much like WWII Germany you'll see the statement "left the US to avoid suppression of their work" across the biographies of academia in a decade or two.
Art from "Listen, Little Man! By Wilhelm Reich art by William Steig"
Art from "Listen, Little Man! By Wilhelm Reich art by William Steig"
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Struck by the idea that much like WWII Germany you'll see the statement "left the US to avoid suppression of their work" across the biographies of academia in a decade or two.
Art from "Listen, Little Man! By Wilhelm Reich art by William Steig"
Art from "Listen, Little Man! By Wilhelm Reich art by William Steig"
Repeat as needed
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January 24, 2026 at 10:33 PM
How much "Shadow Work" do you have to do before you stop brushing off every criticism as projection?
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
How much "Shadow Work" do you have to do before you stop brushing off every criticism as projection?
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January 22, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Pov youre ten minutes into Chaos Magick 101
January 18, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Pov youre ten minutes into Chaos Magick 101
Fear and Despair are weaponized against you daily. The Internet is its most effective medium. It is for all intents and purposes a form of attack. Might as well be coming from the Archons or spoken in backwards latin. The antidote is to be conscious of your inner responses before you take any action
January 16, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Fear and Despair are weaponized against you daily. The Internet is its most effective medium. It is for all intents and purposes a form of attack. Might as well be coming from the Archons or spoken in backwards latin. The antidote is to be conscious of your inner responses before you take any action
New Agers regurgitate trad ideas with a woo woo cover Zealots of religion shut out their own teachings of compassion Post-modern Occultists speak the arbitrary nature of being from one side of their mouth and absolutes from the other.
Lack of self knowledge is the greatest obstacle you'll ever face.
Lack of self knowledge is the greatest obstacle you'll ever face.
January 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
New Agers regurgitate trad ideas with a woo woo cover Zealots of religion shut out their own teachings of compassion Post-modern Occultists speak the arbitrary nature of being from one side of their mouth and absolutes from the other.
Lack of self knowledge is the greatest obstacle you'll ever face.
Lack of self knowledge is the greatest obstacle you'll ever face.
Venezuela Invasion, Prosecuting Magic Crimes, & Reptiles in Glassware!
It's a new episode of CMN out now!
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It's a new episode of CMN out now!
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January 9, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Venezuela Invasion, Prosecuting Magic Crimes, & Reptiles in Glassware!
It's a new episode of CMN out now!
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It's a new episode of CMN out now!
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If you aren't a listener of CMN you're missing out on the "Objectively Best Occult Podcast on the Net"
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January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
If you aren't a listener of CMN you're missing out on the "Objectively Best Occult Podcast on the Net"
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Academic studies of Alchemy are wild. You'll read "this 14th Century manuscript shows an allegory of the process in the production of the Stone known of Viscerifocation" and it'll look like this.
January 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Academic studies of Alchemy are wild. You'll read "this 14th Century manuscript shows an allegory of the process in the production of the Stone known of Viscerifocation" and it'll look like this.
John Dee and Edward Kelly were really ahead of their time. Staring at a glassy surface and obsessing over the incomprehensible horrors it shows is a real 21st century vibe.
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
John Dee and Edward Kelly were really ahead of their time. Staring at a glassy surface and obsessing over the incomprehensible horrors it shows is a real 21st century vibe.
It's time, banish the circle
It's time to light the lights
It's time for spooky woo woo on the Muppets Show tonight
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It's time to light the lights
It's time for spooky woo woo on the Muppets Show tonight
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January 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
It's time, banish the circle
It's time to light the lights
It's time for spooky woo woo on the Muppets Show tonight
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It's time to light the lights
It's time for spooky woo woo on the Muppets Show tonight
#chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
Took a break from the Epstein Files to come up with a joke about politicians swearing in on the Necronomicon or something and then US toppled Venezuela. The distractions are getting distractions. Next it'll be "oh and there's Aliens... For realsies, please believe us"
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Took a break from the Epstein Files to come up with a joke about politicians swearing in on the Necronomicon or something and then US toppled Venezuela. The distractions are getting distractions. Next it'll be "oh and there's Aliens... For realsies, please believe us"
A Thought to Consider for All Your New Year's Resolutions
January 1, 2026 at 12:19 AM
A Thought to Consider for All Your New Year's Resolutions
Understand that online occultism is a spectrum
December 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Understand that online occultism is a spectrum
*cracks knuckles* p... e... n...
I just came across this cool resource. It allows you to search through the holy books of Thelema.
www.graymagick.com/hbot/
www.graymagick.com/hbot/
Holy Books of Thelema
www.graymagick.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*cracks knuckles* p... e... n...
The unemployed wizard epidemic continues #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The unemployed wizard epidemic continues #chaosmagicknews #chaosmagick #chaosmagic #magick #witch #witchcraft #pagan #paganism #esoteric #occult #occultism #magickmemes #occultmemes #spookywoowoo #occultpodcast #podcast
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December 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Available for FREE on the CMN Patreon the gang have a silly jaunt over some AI garbage about the evils of the Pagan Holiday of Christmas
Trees? Gifts? Child Sacrifice? Maybe!
and from all of us at CMN Merry Christmas or whatever Winter Basee Holiday you celebrate
(Link below)
Trees? Gifts? Child Sacrifice? Maybe!
and from all of us at CMN Merry Christmas or whatever Winter Basee Holiday you celebrate
(Link below)
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Available for FREE on the CMN Patreon the gang have a silly jaunt over some AI garbage about the evils of the Pagan Holiday of Christmas
Trees? Gifts? Child Sacrifice? Maybe!
and from all of us at CMN Merry Christmas or whatever Winter Basee Holiday you celebrate
(Link below)
Trees? Gifts? Child Sacrifice? Maybe!
and from all of us at CMN Merry Christmas or whatever Winter Basee Holiday you celebrate
(Link below)
Epstein files, pulled 60 minutes segment, all these leaks so close to Christmas like some kind of cyberpunk Santa Claus running wild
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Epstein files, pulled 60 minutes segment, all these leaks so close to Christmas like some kind of cyberpunk Santa Claus running wild