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MycoPunk.
Sovereignty Enjoyer.
Democracy Maximalist.
Biomimicry Experimenter.
Cooperative Pan-Capitalist.

I fucking swear, a lot. If you dont like it, follow someone else.
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Tenets of Fascism Flashcard Set.
courtesy of @coachtomes.bsky.social

Apply Judiciously

Tenets 1,2,3:
MAHA, rubes.
Our food is rotting? Immigration crackdown is causing severe labor shortages; food sits out in fields, orchards. Without human hands to pick, we lose out on apples, grapes, berries, citrus, tomatoes, onions, head lettuce, bell peppers, cukes, broccoli, and more. Such a waste!
#FoodSky
#FitnessSky
Farmers Can't Find Enough Workers to Harvest Crops—and Fruits and Vegetables Are Literally Rotting in Fields
California grows a huge percentage of our country's fruits and vegetables, yet farms are facing epic labor shortages preventing ripe produce from even being picked, let alone making its way to your gr...
www.eatingwell.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"I did 11 interviews with Vanity Fair. I can't believe they had the temerity to put me on the record."
CNN suggests Susie Wiles might not have known she was on the record 😆
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Grab em by the pussywhip
Hilarious. The WH had all the Cabinet members simultaneously put out statements supporting Susie Wiles after the Vanity Fair article came out.
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
We plebs still have the numbers.
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trying his damnedest to close the gap on Genghis Khan.
A study found that Donald Trump is the 6th most hated leader in history of any country, dead or alive.

That does not surprise me.
December 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Remember: The oligarchs who control our economy and democracy seek to divide us so they can become more powerful.

They want us to turn on each other so we don't look up and see where all the wealth and power have gone.

Don't fall for it.
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
At least he had a jounalistic sole.
I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Projection, every fucking time.
Trump says Lisa Cook is unfit to be a Fed governor because she claimed two different properties as her primary residence on her mortgage applications. (Cook denies this.)

Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.

www.propublica.org/article/trum...
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Trump hates Europe’s democracies because they have universal health care, a strong social welfare system and heavy unionization.

He prefers MBS’s Saudi Arabia, where one trillionaire family runs a brutal dictatorship.

What a betrayal of American values!
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I love how the R party line is now:

"Ah-D'oi! I'm entirely unprepared and have my head fully up my/turnip's ass."
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They are losing, and they know it.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you support the pardon of the former Honduran president?

SCHMITT: I'm not familiar w/ the facts or circumstances

S: What do you mean you're not familiar? It's been front page news

SCHMITT: You spew Democrat talking points every single week, which is why your ratings are so bad
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
please tell me more about Hunter.
I’m surprised more people aren’t talking about Don Jr receiving a massive loan for his startup from the Pentagon. I guess when there’s so much corruption some things fly under the radar?
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
9000 pages seems light.
Nice project!🤣 #TrumpLies #Trump #TrumpIsALiar
The 9000-page 52-pound book, entitled LIAR, LIAR, on display today at the University of Maryland.
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
No fatties/uggos
Hegseth reversed the policy Mark Esper put in place in 2020, which was designed to prevent “discrimination, prejudice, and bias in all ranks.” Hegseth wants to know what they look like when these decisions are made.
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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More of this !!
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Hegseth commiting war crimes before the war even gets going:
a man with red hair is making a funny face in the dark
ALT: a man with red hair is making a funny face in the dark
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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This is an American patriot.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Rep. Grijalva says she was pepper-sprayed by ICE
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The regime is so incompetent, that they are committing war crimes before the war even gets under way.

This will likely end up being their legal defense.
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Under-rated take.
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Hey so what if I said politicians shouldn't be able to make millions of dollars in office and that they should be subjected to earn the same minimum wage of their state?
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM