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Cobra Commander
@cobrahq.bsky.social
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I am the supreme leader of Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination since 1982. Currently working at DOGE.

he/him/leader

#cobra #gijoe
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My Thanksgiving coping strategy!
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Our latest Extensive Enterprises endeavor to rule the world!!… one taco bite at a time…

#gijoe #arah #tacos
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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A few things are going to be set right now that I’m in charge!

#gijoe #arah #mountrushmore
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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“Destro you FOOL, this is all YOUR fault!!!”…

#gijoe #arah #fault #blamegame #management #gijoenation #gijoecommunity #gijoefeatures
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Just another beautiful day in Washington DC. Love being in charge!

#gijoe #arah
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Lies!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Triple Check Your Employer’s Halloween Costume Policy…
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October 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Don’t I look handsome and fierce in my fancy tuxedo!
October 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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A “friendly” reminder to all you rabble rousers out there!!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I don’t know why I let HR talk me into these things….

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A special HR message from the Commander #arah #cobra #gijoe #hr #openenrollment #humanresources #hmo
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October 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Another serious Saturday morning mission prep!
May 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Chill Saturday morning at COBRA HQ…
May 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Zartan will do anything BUT HIS F^*%ing JOB!!! Get back to work you fool!
April 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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The Baroness and the Twins reporting on Operation Liberation Day! Great work by ME, never thought it would be so easy…

#gijoe #cobra #trump
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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King Cobra
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April 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Things I can finally do now thanks to the new and improved FDA…ARBCO Milk! One taste and you’re hooked!

#gijoe #cobra #milk
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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This is how you properly plan an operation! No pesky reporters, Russians or Joes here! COBRA!!
3.75” Cobra action figures planning out a mission.
March 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Just to put everyone’s mind at ease… COBRA HQ doesn’t use Signal!

#cobra #gijoe #amateurhour
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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The murderous GI Joe crime syndicate strikes again! RIP Viper Ted…🥺
March 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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A little Saturday morning reading.

#gijoe #cobra #sof #soldieroffortune
March 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Welcome to the team boys!
March 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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More RED lasers you FOOLS!!!
March 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Just a little Saturday reading in this little office space I’m “borrowing” from Putin. COBRAAA!

#cobra #gijoe #time #whitehouse #president
A 3.75” o-ring action figure of Cobra Commander reading the latest issue of Cobra Time in the Oval Office.
March 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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COBRA TIME!

#gijoe #cobra #time #cover
March 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM