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Cobra Commander
@cobrahq.bsky.social
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I am the supreme leader of Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization bent on world domination since 1982. Currently working at DOGE.

he/him/leader

#cobra #gijoe
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My Thanksgiving coping strategy!
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Our latest Extensive Enterprises endeavor to rule the world!!… one taco bite at a time…

#gijoe #arah #tacos
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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A few things are going to be set right now that I’m in charge!

#gijoe #arah #mountrushmore
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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“Destro you FOOL, this is all YOUR fault!!!”…

#gijoe #arah #fault #blamegame #management #gijoenation #gijoecommunity #gijoefeatures
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Just another beautiful day in Washington DC. Love being in charge!

#gijoe #arah
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Don’t I look handsome and fierce in my fancy tuxedo!
October 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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A “friendly” reminder to all you rabble rousers out there!!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Another serious Saturday morning mission prep!
May 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Chill Saturday morning at COBRA HQ…
May 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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The Baroness and the Twins reporting on Operation Liberation Day! Great work by ME, never thought it would be so easy…

#gijoe #cobra #trump
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Things I can finally do now thanks to the new and improved FDA…ARBCO Milk! One taste and you’re hooked!

#gijoe #cobra #milk
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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This is how you properly plan an operation! No pesky reporters, Russians or Joes here! COBRA!!
3.75” Cobra action figures planning out a mission.
March 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Just to put everyone’s mind at ease… COBRA HQ doesn’t use Signal!

#cobra #gijoe #amateurhour
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Just a little Saturday reading in this little office space I’m “borrowing” from Putin. COBRAAA!

#cobra #gijoe #time #whitehouse #president
A 3.75” o-ring action figure of Cobra Commander reading the latest issue of Cobra Time in the Oval Office.
March 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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“At last, true financial freedom is within our grasp! The Paoli brothers will now head the SEC—, insider trading will be the only kind of trading! COBRAAA!”

#cobra #gijoe #crimsontwins #sec #super7 #trump #maga
The 3.75” o-ring action figures of Cobra Commander from Hasbro and the Paoli Brothers from Super 7
March 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The destruction of America is taking too long! I will therefore announce new department heads to replace the ones Agent Orange has put in. All hail Doctor Mindbender, to replace RFK to head the HHS.

#gijoe #cobra #maga #trump #hhs #toys
The 3.75” Dr. Mindbender action figure, the new head of HHS.
March 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The boys just being boys! Big thanks to the DOJ for dropping all investigations into their completely innocent social club!

#cobra #dreadnoks #gijoe #toys #mada
A custom Playmobil truck converted into a Dreadnok vehicle.
February 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Sssimply irresissstible!

#cobra #gijoe #toys #80s
February 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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“This is an outrage! How dare YOU give an interview and not mention ME!!!”

#cobra #gijoe
The Black Major 3.75” o-ring Cobra Commander figure reading over a custom magazine with the Super 7 3.75” o-ring action figures of Tomax and Xamot looking on.
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Like all great leaders I will be releasing my very own meme coin! I will definitely not rug pull this project which I am definitely starting to end world hunger and childhood obesity. $CobraCommander

#cobra #gijoe #notarugpull #notfinancialadvice
The great Cobra Commander holding a $CobraCommander coin.
February 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Greetings Cobra Agents from your esteemed leader… I… Cobra Commander! Our operation to destroy America is going well well!
#gijoe #cobra
The hooded cobra commander from Black Major.
February 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM