Macular Degenerate
@cobtometrist.bsky.social
He/Him. Nebraskan. College football fan. Tabletop Nerd. Painfully average.
Fixed the chandelier because my handyman-pilled FIL (who is great, love him) refuses to believe it's the cheap off brand non-dimmable LED bulbs he put in the chandelier controlled by the dimmer switch that is causing the incessant flickering.
He was ready to rewire the entire house.
He was ready to rewire the entire house.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Fixed the chandelier because my handyman-pilled FIL (who is great, love him) refuses to believe it's the cheap off brand non-dimmable LED bulbs he put in the chandelier controlled by the dimmer switch that is causing the incessant flickering.
He was ready to rewire the entire house.
He was ready to rewire the entire house.
Me, last month when visiting the wife's family: Why would (Father-in-law) buy this huge massage chair? It takes up like half of this bedroom.
Also me after today's 10 hour drive: *Books it to the massage chair as soon as the last bag is unpacked.*
Also me after today's 10 hour drive: *Books it to the massage chair as soon as the last bag is unpacked.*
November 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Me, last month when visiting the wife's family: Why would (Father-in-law) buy this huge massage chair? It takes up like half of this bedroom.
Also me after today's 10 hour drive: *Books it to the massage chair as soon as the last bag is unpacked.*
Also me after today's 10 hour drive: *Books it to the massage chair as soon as the last bag is unpacked.*
I'm fine with upping the sacrifices to six, but I demand that the remaining five have to come back every year, getting more and more desperate to be eaten with each iteration. I want that sixth pop tart to be so despondent that we actually feel bad for them.
The Pop-Tarts Bowl is the People’s National Championship because you hold the power!
You want more sweet chaos? We give you SIX mascots, TWO teams and the BIGGEST SACRIFICE EVER.
Let us know which mascot flavors you think will be at the bowl this postseason.
You want more sweet chaos? We give you SIX mascots, TWO teams and the BIGGEST SACRIFICE EVER.
Let us know which mascot flavors you think will be at the bowl this postseason.
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm fine with upping the sacrifices to six, but I demand that the remaining five have to come back every year, getting more and more desperate to be eaten with each iteration. I want that sixth pop tart to be so despondent that we actually feel bad for them.
I am very smart.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I am very smart.
25-17? That's not going to get the contract extension you want.
Down 3-2 in the first set? Fire Dani
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
25-17? That's not going to get the contract extension you want.
Down 3-2 in the first set? Fire Dani
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Down 3-2 in the first set? Fire Dani
There are entirely too many leaves in the yard and not enough degrees outside to deal with them
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There are entirely too many leaves in the yard and not enough degrees outside to deal with them
Cornward and upward. Who knew that 7 wins can happen in a regular season?
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Cornward and upward. Who knew that 7 wins can happen in a regular season?
Don't you discredit the bad boy mowers bowl, Tim Brando
November 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Don't you discredit the bad boy mowers bowl, Tim Brando
Fuck a two minute warning
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Fuck a two minute warning
I should have known that Holgo playing with house money is nothing new.
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I should have known that Holgo playing with house money is nothing new.
Everyone knows EJ is going to get the ball.
Don't get too cute, Dana. You can still give him the ball.
Don't get too cute, Dana. You can still give him the ball.
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Everyone knows EJ is going to get the ball.
Don't get too cute, Dana. You can still give him the ball.
Don't get too cute, Dana. You can still give him the ball.
Fucking fuck fuck fuck
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Fucking fuck fuck fuck
I'm not convinced Tim Skipper is a real person, based on the sideline camera work
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm not convinced Tim Skipper is a real person, based on the sideline camera work
I don't have many conspiracy theory beliefs but I'm 100% convinced Matt Rhule is trying to force a lot of one possession games to try and mask Nebraska's historically poor performance in such games.
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I don't have many conspiracy theory beliefs but I'm 100% convinced Matt Rhule is trying to force a lot of one possession games to try and mask Nebraska's historically poor performance in such games.
11PM local commercials just hit different.
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
11PM local commercials just hit different.
More points now. Any points. Specifically for Nebraska. Please.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
More points now. Any points. Specifically for Nebraska. Please.
I am not a fan of the defense immediately giving up a momentum shifting touchdown after the offense tries to break the game open.
I am aware that I'm not following the right team to avoid this sort of thing.
I am aware that I'm not following the right team to avoid this sort of thing.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I am not a fan of the defense immediately giving up a momentum shifting touchdown after the offense tries to break the game open.
I am aware that I'm not following the right team to avoid this sort of thing.
I am aware that I'm not following the right team to avoid this sort of thing.
WHEEEEEEEEEEL ROUTE
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
WHEEEEEEEEEEL ROUTE
Is the entire offensive line false starting or does UCLA's center just have a weak arm? That's the fifth time I've seen both lines engaged well before the ball even gets to Iamaleava.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Is the entire offensive line false starting or does UCLA's center just have a weak arm? That's the fifth time I've seen both lines engaged well before the ball even gets to Iamaleava.
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Fuck a two minute warning
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Fuck a two minute warning