Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
Pinned
Take care of myself.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
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Season 2 off to a bang
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Season 2 off to a bang
Hmmm, someone I avidly read has done something truly horrific in their newsletter.
Reader questions answered solely in video form.
No. Just no.
Reader questions answered solely in video form.
No. Just no.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hmmm, someone I avidly read has done something truly horrific in their newsletter.
Reader questions answered solely in video form.
No. Just no.
Reader questions answered solely in video form.
No. Just no.
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and to seed the discourse:
- DualSense
- The Duke
- DualShock 2 and3
- DualShock 4
- Dual Analog
- Switch Pro
- Xbox
- XBONE/XBSX/360
- SIXAXIS
- PS1 OG
- Saturn/6-button MD
- SNES
- NES
- 3-button MD
[ several leagues under the sea ]
- Dollar store Tiger Electronics "buttons"
- GameCube
- N64
- DualSense
- The Duke
- DualShock 2 and3
- DualShock 4
- Dual Analog
- Switch Pro
- Xbox
- XBONE/XBSX/360
- SIXAXIS
- PS1 OG
- Saturn/6-button MD
- SNES
- NES
- 3-button MD
[ several leagues under the sea ]
- Dollar store Tiger Electronics "buttons"
- GameCube
- N64
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
and to seed the discourse:
- DualSense
- The Duke
- DualShock 2 and3
- DualShock 4
- Dual Analog
- Switch Pro
- Xbox
- XBONE/XBSX/360
- SIXAXIS
- PS1 OG
- Saturn/6-button MD
- SNES
- NES
- 3-button MD
[ several leagues under the sea ]
- Dollar store Tiger Electronics "buttons"
- GameCube
- N64
- DualSense
- The Duke
- DualShock 2 and3
- DualShock 4
- Dual Analog
- Switch Pro
- Xbox
- XBONE/XBSX/360
- SIXAXIS
- PS1 OG
- Saturn/6-button MD
- SNES
- NES
- 3-button MD
[ several leagues under the sea ]
- Dollar store Tiger Electronics "buttons"
- GameCube
- N64
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Mister, we deal in lead.
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Mister, we deal in lead.
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These Somali trolls are top-flight talent.
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
These Somali trolls are top-flight talent.
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ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
May 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ever wondered about what ranking officers in the us civil war were like? good news. there's not that many types of them. here you go
Doodle, the tune of oh Christmas tree: oh poopy daddy, how stinky are your toots
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Doodle, the tune of oh Christmas tree: oh poopy daddy, how stinky are your toots
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Katy Perry was in Japan on tour.
Trudeau was tagging along because he is her unemployed boyfriend.
Trudeau called up the guy he used to work with, maybe the only guy he knows in Japan.
That's how it happened.
Trudeau was tagging along because he is her unemployed boyfriend.
Trudeau called up the guy he used to work with, maybe the only guy he knows in Japan.
That's how it happened.
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Katy Perry was in Japan on tour.
Trudeau was tagging along because he is her unemployed boyfriend.
Trudeau called up the guy he used to work with, maybe the only guy he knows in Japan.
That's how it happened.
Trudeau was tagging along because he is her unemployed boyfriend.
Trudeau called up the guy he used to work with, maybe the only guy he knows in Japan.
That's how it happened.
Part of the deal with the new house was that the seller would pay for the home theater people to come over once and make sure everything was tweaked and optimized properly.
Spent four hours with them yesterday getting it in prime condition. Earth shaking bass, perfectly planned Dolby atmos etc.
Spent four hours with them yesterday getting it in prime condition. Earth shaking bass, perfectly planned Dolby atmos etc.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Part of the deal with the new house was that the seller would pay for the home theater people to come over once and make sure everything was tweaked and optimized properly.
Spent four hours with them yesterday getting it in prime condition. Earth shaking bass, perfectly planned Dolby atmos etc.
Spent four hours with them yesterday getting it in prime condition. Earth shaking bass, perfectly planned Dolby atmos etc.
Jess Christ duke. Can’t you do anything right?
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Jess Christ duke. Can’t you do anything right?
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"We called the Dawg(s and) Indiana."
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"We called the Dawg(s and) Indiana."
Ah, the third set. When Nebraska decides to simply sit on the other team’s head until they submit.
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ah, the third set. When Nebraska decides to simply sit on the other team’s head until they submit.
Why is Texas playing volleyball inside one of their football helmets?
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Why is Texas playing volleyball inside one of their football helmets?
Excellent use of ref as blocker there
December 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Excellent use of ref as blocker there
@wyattswickedgoods.com you’re pretty, Wyatt
partners how often do you tell your partner they are pretty. do it now.
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
@wyattswickedgoods.com you’re pretty, Wyatt
Well there’s your problem right there
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Well there’s your problem right there
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one of the bigger problems i have with our health care system is that we have yet to invent a simple process where all of the muscles in my back are removed and stretched out by a large machine — possibly a series of machines — while i float weightlessly in a tub of warm goo until they are ready
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
one of the bigger problems i have with our health care system is that we have yet to invent a simple process where all of the muscles in my back are removed and stretched out by a large machine — possibly a series of machines — while i float weightlessly in a tub of warm goo until they are ready
/hums “Ebony and Ivory”
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
/hums “Ebony and Ivory”
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Brian Kelly eating scrapple. Brian Kelly speaking with a Delco accent. Brian Kelly complaining about the State College airport. Brian Kelly getting mad that his realtor’s name is “Eddie.”
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Brian Kelly eating scrapple. Brian Kelly speaking with a Delco accent. Brian Kelly complaining about the State College airport. Brian Kelly getting mad that his realtor’s name is “Eddie.”
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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You're talking about the color of the year, man. Would you have heard of the color of the year if you weren't online? Do you even know what Pantone is? I'm sentencing you to reading one (1) book from the library.
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You're talking about the color of the year, man. Would you have heard of the color of the year if you weren't online? Do you even know what Pantone is? I'm sentencing you to reading one (1) book from the library.
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I hasten to add Nuzzi is not actually good looking.
She maintains the air of a hot person but is in fact comprised of brutalist architecture.
She maintains the air of a hot person but is in fact comprised of brutalist architecture.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I hasten to add Nuzzi is not actually good looking.
She maintains the air of a hot person but is in fact comprised of brutalist architecture.
She maintains the air of a hot person but is in fact comprised of brutalist architecture.
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Them is ass kicking eyebrows
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Them is ass kicking eyebrows
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster