Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
Pinned
Take care of myself.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.
Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.
Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.
The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.
Me realizing I’m about to pass @hardywallbanger.bsky.social’s mom’s house
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Me realizing I’m about to pass @hardywallbanger.bsky.social’s mom’s house
This remains a nearly perfect film.
Watching A Knight’s Tale with Doodle on this somewhat icy day.
January 25, 2026 at 7:46 PM
This remains a nearly perfect film.
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look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
look, the right wing's fever dream of the left is simply not true. no elected official no matter what their political persuasion is gong to go on TV and urge their constituents to read some hot man-on-man smut [aide whispers in my ear] wait what
Watching A Knight’s Tale with Doodle on this somewhat icy day.
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Watching A Knight’s Tale with Doodle on this somewhat icy day.
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Even the NFC South is joining in
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Even the NFC South is joining in
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i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 5:56 PM
i assume going to the hospital is considered the highest honor for a bolsonaro supporter
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This one has been making me laugh for hours
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
This one has been making me laugh for hours
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every great laker has a little switch in the back of their head and if you flip it they decide they only get to go to lutheran heaven if they kill a plantation owner and the more plantation owners they kill the more lutheran the heaven they get to go to becomes
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
every great laker has a little switch in the back of their head and if you flip it they decide they only get to go to lutheran heaven if they kill a plantation owner and the more plantation owners they kill the more lutheran the heaven they get to go to becomes
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There are a lot of parallels between this precise moment and the summer of 2020, but this is a key one:
Because of COVID then and a winter storm now, a huge portion of the country is trapped inside with nothing to do but scroll social media and consume/share information.
Because of COVID then and a winter storm now, a huge portion of the country is trapped inside with nothing to do but scroll social media and consume/share information.
January 25, 2026 at 3:23 AM
There are a lot of parallels between this precise moment and the summer of 2020, but this is a key one:
Because of COVID then and a winter storm now, a huge portion of the country is trapped inside with nothing to do but scroll social media and consume/share information.
Because of COVID then and a winter storm now, a huge portion of the country is trapped inside with nothing to do but scroll social media and consume/share information.
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stuff like this, etc
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
stuff like this, etc
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You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
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The whole interview is worth it
January 24, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The whole interview is worth it
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I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”
Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I know it’s controversial but I will always side with “why should we change the idealistic symbols, they’re the ones who suck.”
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Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.
"Please get the truth out about our son."
"Please get the truth out about our son."
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photographer is Jeff Wheeler at the Star Tribune. guy with the flag is Curtis Evans, a Marine veteran.
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
photographer is Jeff Wheeler at the Star Tribune. guy with the flag is Curtis Evans, a Marine veteran.
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the training thing is a useful instrumental lie to hamstring DHS ability to put goons on the streets and expand legislative oversight.
it would be cool if people would recognize it as such and move on instead of arguing with every damn press statement announcing that a Senator is doing a good thing
it would be cool if people would recognize it as such and move on instead of arguing with every damn press statement announcing that a Senator is doing a good thing
January 24, 2026 at 9:45 PM
the training thing is a useful instrumental lie to hamstring DHS ability to put goons on the streets and expand legislative oversight.
it would be cool if people would recognize it as such and move on instead of arguing with every damn press statement announcing that a Senator is doing a good thing
it would be cool if people would recognize it as such and move on instead of arguing with every damn press statement announcing that a Senator is doing a good thing
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Unsure of why FedEx even bothers with delivery estimates. I swear I haven’t gotten a package from them on the stated delivery date in five years.
January 24, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Unsure of why FedEx even bothers with delivery estimates. I swear I haven’t gotten a package from them on the stated delivery date in five years.
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He’s college football’s Gavin Newsom (derogatory).
January 24, 2026 at 3:50 PM
He’s college football’s Gavin Newsom (derogatory).
Give Jory Jordan of the Sudbury Kids Sports Report a national Sunday morning political talk show.
January 24, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Give Jory Jordan of the Sudbury Kids Sports Report a national Sunday morning political talk show.
Watching a little shoresy and I always forget what a fuckin vibe this show is.
January 24, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Watching a little shoresy and I always forget what a fuckin vibe this show is.
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"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!"
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'
- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'
- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
January 23, 2026 at 11:17 PM
"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!"
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'
- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
"Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!'
- two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest
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@spartysubs.bsky.social @segovia343.bsky.social @guynemer.bsky.social @wyattswickedgoods.com
Can you even imagine someone trying something like this
Can you even imagine someone trying something like this
God I want a sequel to this. The only thing that Would have made it more DND is if a character died horribly and then in the next scene an identical one showed up and said “I’m ______’s sibling here to finish their quest.”
January 23, 2026 at 11:59 PM
@spartysubs.bsky.social @segovia343.bsky.social @guynemer.bsky.social @wyattswickedgoods.com
Can you even imagine someone trying something like this
Can you even imagine someone trying something like this