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Nikolai Denmark

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Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon. Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.

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Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · Nov 7

Take care of myself.
Take care of my family.
Make my home a better place for my kid.

Make it a better place for my friends and their kids.

Make it a better place for people I don’t know and may never meet.

The only way out is through, and there’s no going through with your head down.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 25m

Doodle, who’s is usually up before six, is still zonked out at 7:36.

Someone knew it was a holiday.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 9h

I might know more IRL PSU fans than I do on here.

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all hallows eve-run enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 12h

first of all, nobody should even want to claim hummus

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 13h

Devil’s Tower

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 13h

Death Valley feels like a gimme

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 13h

ENHANCE

Number 6 St Thomas???

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 14h

What if Franklin’s in early talks to revive the Mavericks’ football team?

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 14h

What if we factor in an unhealthy amount of Red Bull

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 14h

I will coach them.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 14h

Need my Central PA people to fill me in on the casino scene near happy valley

Erin Sorensen @erinsorensen.bsky.social · 14h

For example:

WHAT'S THIS FLIGHT DOING???? STATE COLLEGE TO . . . . OMAHA?????!??!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 14h

Is this where I recklessly suggest Holgo for Penn State?

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

HOW DARE YOU

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

64 apparently. If he doesn’t ride it out at Indiana, he’s an idiot.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

Pretty sure he’s in his 60s. Wanted a shot somewhere that a title was theoretically possible and uh, well, there you have it.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

Ok but PSU inexplicably hitting him back would be fairly hilarious. Wondering how the buyout offsets work on a rehire.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

They keep claiming to exist.

The drivers exist, but I don’t believe there’s an actual state there.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

Chapel Bill turned things aro…

Sorry, couldn’t finish that one with a straight face

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 16h

Looking for unexpected bad news out of Durham

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

The Mexican episode from a year or two ago would just be a half hour of “what the fuck”

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

If you can’t flip it, it’s not a goddamn flapjack.

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

Whatever the hell this is.

Flapjacks? But they look like fig bars or some such bullshit

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

RIGHT

these people are using OATS and… making like cake? Granola bars maybe?

Also what the actual fuck is “golden syrup”

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

Watching GBBO and they’re making “flapjacks” and I’m so goddamn confused. Fucking br*t**n

Nikolai Denmark @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social · 17h

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