Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.
Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
I’ll thank you not to impugn the sterling reputation of any of my clients.
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’ll thank you not to impugn the sterling reputation of any of my clients.
Yet again, I must insist that you not publicly accuse my client of such wrongdoing in the absence of an indictment from a properly formed grand jury of her peers.
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Yet again, I must insist that you not publicly accuse my client of such wrongdoing in the absence of an indictment from a properly formed grand jury of her peers.
I too support the shuttering of Norman Reformatory Institution.
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I too support the shuttering of Norman Reformatory Institution.
I made a comment before lunch that the coffee wasn’t working today and nearly started a riot when someone interpreted that as the machine being broken again.
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I made a comment before lunch that the coffee wasn’t working today and nearly started a riot when someone interpreted that as the machine being broken again.
GET HIM
GET HIS ASS
GET HIS ASS
December 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
GET HIM
GET HIS ASS
GET HIS ASS
YOU CANT PROVE SHIT
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
YOU CANT PROVE SHIT
In lieu of writing your next newsletter. I think you should listen to an hourlong recording of yourself in a professional setting.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In lieu of writing your next newsletter. I think you should listen to an hourlong recording of yourself in a professional setting.
I note you didn’t quote my follow up that addressed you specifically.
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I note you didn’t quote my follow up that addressed you specifically.
Even @actioncookbook.com is self aware enough to know when one has a face for radio and a voice for print.
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Even @actioncookbook.com is self aware enough to know when one has a face for radio and a voice for print.
Strike that. Reverse it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Strike that. Reverse it.
Right and proper.
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Right and proper.
I SAID CONSUMMATE V’S!
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I SAID CONSUMMATE V’S!
Don’t listen to them. CPSC isn’t your real dad
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Don’t listen to them. CPSC isn’t your real dad
Reposted by Nikolai Denmark
and to seed the discourse:
- DualSense
- The Duke
- DualShock 2 and3
- DualShock 4
- Dual Analog
- Switch Pro
- Xbox
- XBONE/XBSX/360
- SIXAXIS
- PS1 OG
- Saturn/6-button MD
- SNES
- NES
- 3-button MD
[ several leagues under the sea ]
- Dollar store Tiger Electronics "buttons"
- GameCube
- N64
- DualSense
- The Duke
- DualShock 2 and3
- DualShock 4
- Dual Analog
- Switch Pro
- Xbox
- XBONE/XBSX/360
- SIXAXIS
- PS1 OG
- Saturn/6-button MD
- SNES
- NES
- 3-button MD
[ several leagues under the sea ]
- Dollar store Tiger Electronics "buttons"
- GameCube
- N64
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
and to seed the discourse:
- DualSense
- The Duke
- DualShock 2 and3
- DualShock 4
- Dual Analog
- Switch Pro
- Xbox
- XBONE/XBSX/360
- SIXAXIS
- PS1 OG
- Saturn/6-button MD
- SNES
- NES
- 3-button MD
[ several leagues under the sea ]
- Dollar store Tiger Electronics "buttons"
- GameCube
- N64
- DualSense
- The Duke
- DualShock 2 and3
- DualShock 4
- Dual Analog
- Switch Pro
- Xbox
- XBONE/XBSX/360
- SIXAXIS
- PS1 OG
- Saturn/6-button MD
- SNES
- NES
- 3-button MD
[ several leagues under the sea ]
- Dollar store Tiger Electronics "buttons"
- GameCube
- N64
Haven’t dug deep. The one story I saw didn’t mention another dem. Could be wrong.
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Haven’t dug deep. The one story I saw didn’t mention another dem. Could be wrong.
I remember people freaking out in Nebraska about declining a bid in 2020 and that was the point I offically, deeply got it. Anyone playing that year basically lived in a different level of isolation for six months. Playing half a schedule in front of rightfully empty buildings who tf wants more?
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I remember people freaking out in Nebraska about declining a bid in 2020 and that was the point I offically, deeply got it. Anyone playing that year basically lived in a different level of isolation for six months. Playing half a schedule in front of rightfully empty buildings who tf wants more?
Gotta know how high this bar is. Like, does a $5 footlong require consultation? Or are we talking an artisanal lunch? Or even the vaunted BIG PARTY SAMMICH
December 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Gotta know how high this bar is. Like, does a $5 footlong require consultation? Or are we talking an artisanal lunch? Or even the vaunted BIG PARTY SAMMICH
I know we’re supposed to dislike the guy and all, but I have some respect for Allred taking one for the team and running for something he can win instead.
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I know we’re supposed to dislike the guy and all, but I have some respect for Allred taking one for the team and running for something he can win instead.
What kind of sandwich?
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
What kind of sandwich?