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Nikolai Denmark
@nikolaidenmark.bsky.social
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Fuck married to @chloedenmark.bsky.social

A mix of Arya Stark and Dick Nixon.

Hot, but inherently untrustworthy.
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You’re the fucking mayor Thank you for your vote
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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This web site every day:
Pope Leo XIV brandishing a baseball bat.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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This bitch.
Queen Victoria, as portrayed in Civ VI
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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A 4k steelbook of Master and Commander, preordered upon announcement. Showing an arrival date of 12/19-1/21/26
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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So anyway, taking full advantage today.
Doodle sitting two feet from a 130” screen watching the Rankin Bass film “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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/hums “Ebony and Ivory”
A Blue Oval charge network fast DC charger. Currently hooked to my Chevy Blazer
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Jesus Christ That’s Cameron Dog
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Onion headline from 11/15/2000 - Clinton Declares self President for Life. It includes a crudely photoshopped picture of Bill Clinton in an ostentatious white military uniform
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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The deck was stacked against me from the start
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Pope Leo XIV brandishing a baseball bat
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The magic smoke just wants to be free, Ed.
Two male grounded plugs inexplicably tied to one 240v outlet in a junction box.
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Finally my meme is disproven
What if wives would chill out
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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U see this guy?
SMOKE NEEDS FREEDOM
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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HMU whn ur ready for my love and not these hands
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Water bottle update.
A green water bottle with two stickers: a rebel alliance logo captioned “I have friends everywhere” and an orange Trevor project sticker.
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Scott reporting the news
Scott Templeton from The Wire looking befuddled
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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This pleases corn
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Houston!
<jazz hands>
25 mile commute in progress 7.8 miles in 58 minutes so far.
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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An all time heater here.
John McTiernan directed Predator, Die Hard, and The Hunt for Red October consecutively in a three year stretch
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Who’s the nerd
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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“I have a breaking update on the Lane Kiffin situstion”
Hit the road, chief. We ain’t buying.
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Gingerbread AT-AT Gingerbread AT-AT Gingerbread AT-AT
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Hell yeah.
LEGO Gingerbread AT-AT
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Anyone up for invading France?
A C-47 with striped wings/fuselage
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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And upon entering my room, found this, a true thanksgiving miracle.
A giant penis made of Christmas lights hanging in a bedroom window frame.
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM