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@myrrlyn.net
im not a “queer ally” im a “soldier in the trans foreign legion”. also i write a semi-famous rust library. he, they, or hey. my name is alex i live in madison wokesconsin and i make kitchen appliances
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@myrrlyn.net
· Apr 14
look, im not saying the kind vladimir ilyich was a swiftie. that would be ludicrous. im simply saying that if taylor swift had existed at the time,
i’m a gold star trans ally
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i’m a gold star trans ally
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—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
December 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
—I’ve been asked to baptise the King of Spain’s daughter
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
—Infanta?
—No, holy water as usual. Weird thing to ask honestly
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me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
last time i rode my bike in the street a car brushed past me and the driver screamed at me to get on the sidewalk. i was in one of the only three blocks where my city law explicitly states sidewalk riding is strictly forbidden and bikes must be in the street
Have had more close calls with a high speed e-bike on the sidewalk than I would like this year. Would probably be good if something were done about this...
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
last time i rode my bike in the street a car brushed past me and the driver screamed at me to get on the sidewalk. i was in one of the only three blocks where my city law explicitly states sidewalk riding is strictly forbidden and bikes must be in the street
i have a markdown file that weighs 1.2 MiB and takes elixir eight minutes to parse. hell with this i'm just gonna regex it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
i have a markdown file that weighs 1.2 MiB and takes elixir eight minutes to parse. hell with this i'm just gonna regex it.
i can buy fresh electricity for ten cents a kilowatt-hour or, apparently, day-old electricity for five?? that is in SANE
65 bucks a MWh, god damn www.pv-magazine.com/2025/12/12/b...
Batteries now cheap enough to make dispatchable solar economically feasible
Energy think tank Ember says utility-scale battery costs have fallen to $65/MWh outside China and the United States, enabling solar power to be delivered when needed.
www.pv-magazine.com
December 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i can buy fresh electricity for ten cents a kilowatt-hour or, apparently, day-old electricity for five?? that is in SANE
(explaining the birthday paradox to an american) okay so imagine a classroom
i don't think this is even a real statistical anomaly anymore. it seems like there's someone in the crowd at every mass shooting who has been through it before. this doesn't have to be our shared cultural experience.
Two survivors of Brown University attack escaped other school shootings
Mia Tretta was shot in the abdomen in 2019 at a school near LA and Zoe Weissman witnessed a Florida shooting in 2018
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
(explaining the birthday paradox to an american) okay so imagine a classroom
if you can’t grow your own store-bought is fine. recipe comes out the same either way
I want this to be on record. There’s no such thing as fake tits. You either have naturals or bolt ons. They’re all real to me. Fake tits are in your imagination and you’re probably an anime nerd touch a natural or bolt on tittie brother. If you can put it in your mouth it’s real.
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
if you can’t grow your own store-bought is fine. recipe comes out the same either way
the uma musume archer is the first self propelled artillery piece. because there is no rider to control the uma musume by locking into stirrups, the high heel cavalry boot never comes into fashion, resulting in a world where billions of women are never forced to walk digitigrade
a commenter said that if there are no horses in the uma musume universes, then it means the mongols were an empire of uma musumes
www.youtube.com/shorts/AMEcI...
www.youtube.com/shorts/AMEcI...
Umamusume History: Trojan Horses?
YouTube video by blyoof
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
the uma musume archer is the first self propelled artillery piece. because there is no rider to control the uma musume by locking into stirrups, the high heel cavalry boot never comes into fashion, resulting in a world where billions of women are never forced to walk digitigrade
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i dont read documentation i scroll through the autocomplete and if i dont find the function i want i kill myself
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
i dont read documentation i scroll through the autocomplete and if i dont find the function i want i kill myself
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I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
check out this cool diff:
```diff
- reddit: 3442e9
+ reddit: "3442e9"
```
anyone want to guess what i'm doing here?
```diff
- reddit: 3442e9
+ reddit: "3442e9"
```
anyone want to guess what i'm doing here?
December 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
check out this cool diff:
```diff
- reddit: 3442e9
+ reddit: "3442e9"
```
anyone want to guess what i'm doing here?
```diff
- reddit: 3442e9
+ reddit: "3442e9"
```
anyone want to guess what i'm doing here?
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my retirement plan for the airframe that doesn’t belong in combat anymore is
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
my retirement plan for the airframe that doesn’t belong in combat anymore is
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Today's random Apocrypha is apocrypha.es/a/1v5ugj
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I don't have commentary on this one. It's okay.
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I don't have commentary on this one. It's okay.
A Last Lecture on Sithis
apocrypha.es
December 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Today's random Apocrypha is apocrypha.es/a/1v5ugj
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I don't have commentary on this one. It's okay.
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I don't have commentary on this one. It's okay.
i think private health insurance companies should be able to sell to anybody they want to without gubmin interference
Its kind of insulting just how stupid they think everyone is
December 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i think private health insurance companies should be able to sell to anybody they want to without gubmin interference
i’m a generous man. we don’t even need to do the third world country thing we can just do it here
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i’m a generous man. we don’t even need to do the third world country thing we can just do it here
nobody who ever says the need to gun it is an absolute right follows it up by advocating for electric vehicles, which actually can deliver emergency acceleration where mechanical driveshafts cannot. makes you think
"But what if I have to gun it in an emergency?" is one of those knee-jerk responses which evaporates when you consider the number of times you've had to do that on a residential street, vs the number of times you've had to slam on the brakes.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
December 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
nobody who ever says the need to gun it is an absolute right follows it up by advocating for electric vehicles, which actually can deliver emergency acceleration where mechanical driveshafts cannot. makes you think
my friend, the tool you are thinking of already exists. it is called “the brake pedal”
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
my friend, the tool you are thinking of already exists. it is called “the brake pedal”
let us imagine that you drive 3 hours one way, at highway speed, continuously. at 60 this takes you 180 miles and at 75 it takes you 225. that’s forty five extra miles. are you driving 225 miles one way in a straight line at continuous speed? because if you are:
you should sell your house and move
you should sell your house and move
“Choose to not speed”. I’m guessing you live in a big city? I drive about 4-6 hours a day for work and I’m telling you, no one on the road isn’t speeding.
It’s easy to drive slow on a small city roads. But try it on a country road that is 30 feet wide and two lanes.
It’s easy to drive slow on a small city roads. But try it on a country road that is 30 feet wide and two lanes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
let us imagine that you drive 3 hours one way, at highway speed, continuously. at 60 this takes you 180 miles and at 75 it takes you 225. that’s forty five extra miles. are you driving 225 miles one way in a straight line at continuous speed? because if you are:
you should sell your house and move
you should sell your house and move
drivers be like “i refuse to read and obey the law on operating a motor vehicle and then get mad when i am punished for breaking the law. why can’t i have a human casually refuse enforcement rather than lawfully exercising my first amendment right to petition the government to change the law”
In both cases part of the disconnect is people getting ticketed for behavior that regular cops wouldn’t cite. I’ve gotten a camera ticket for stopping before the crosswalk but not before the white line. No cop would issue a ticket. Same for going 10 over if it matches prevailing speed.
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
drivers be like “i refuse to read and obey the law on operating a motor vehicle and then get mad when i am punished for breaking the law. why can’t i have a human casually refuse enforcement rather than lawfully exercising my first amendment right to petition the government to change the law”
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new jynpost jyn.dev/what-is-a-bu...
December 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
new jynpost jyn.dev/what-is-a-bu...
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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Yesterday’s random Apocrypha was apocrypha.es/a/1u6276.
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Another /u/lebiro piece on the Bosmer. It ends with the question “Do you understand?” and brother, I do not. Fun, though.
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Another /u/lebiro piece on the Bosmer. It ends with the question “Do you understand?” and brother, I do not. Fun, though.
The Spirit of the Now
apocrypha.es
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Yesterday’s random Apocrypha was apocrypha.es/a/1u6276.
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Another /u/lebiro piece on the Bosmer. It ends with the question “Do you understand?” and brother, I do not. Fun, though.
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Another /u/lebiro piece on the Bosmer. It ends with the question “Do you understand?” and brother, I do not. Fun, though.