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Minneapolis

I shall be telling this with a sigh somewhere ages and ages hence:
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I have begun what I intend to be a COMPREHENSIVE guide to every location-appropriate bike rack in Minneapolis.

Thank you to everyone who helped me find these. If you know of others, let me know~

medium.com/@bennetthart...
Location-Appropriate Bike Racks of Minneapolis
Here is a running list of every bike rack in Minneapolis with a location-appropriate shape:
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Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts).

I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Obviously being president is incredibly exhausting, and Trump is old and probably declining faster that the administration will ever admit, but if you’ve never tried to turn being visibly sleepy into a sort of pensive skepticism you have not fucked with enough meetings to speak about this topic
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’ll admit it: I can’t look away. When it was just personal drama it was tacky, but now the allegation is on the table that a major political profile journalist was secretly advising and doing catch-and-kills for RFK Jr while ostensibly covering him—making it highly newsworthy. Deal with it, prudes!
Just opened my copy of status and saw "Ryan Lizza will publish his latest entry into his ongoing Olivia Nuzzi series in the next 24 hours or so, Lachlan Cartwright reported in his newsletter Breaker."
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Saint Paul, MN today
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Just at the purely electoral level these are three of their weakest issues. None of my business, but it might be useful to have someone in state party leadership who wants to win elections instead of doing anti-woke reverse virtue signaling
If messaging out of Minnesota’s GOP to Congresspeople is any indication, our state is going to spend 2026 drowning in messages targeting Somali community, immigrants, and trans folks.

These aren’t “distractions” they’re active attempts to scapegoat anyone seen as “other.”

We must stand together.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Self-driving cars only reduce any of the problems of private car ownership if they’re safer (seem to be?) and cheap enough that people give up owning cars (not for a long time, if ever). Otherwise they have the same problems, e.g., this concert traffic jam isn’t better or worse with no drivers
Waymo privatized another public street:

Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco

Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.

The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.

OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I had an overnight job in college, and even on nights I wasn’t working I would be up all night because I slept afternoons. One night I was endlessly milling through the UMN campus buildings and ended up in the law school library. And I stopped suddenly in the stacks and said “…I should be a lawyer”
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Met Trump tonight at a trance show in Red Hook. VERY down to earth and not at all as he’s come to us in media. A real mensch. And of course anyone who loves trance is good by me
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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The lights are fixed!!! The Midtown Greenway is now lit up from the river all the way to Uptown!
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Two guys who stuck their thumbs right in the nose of their own party’s elites by appealing directly to the voters and won unthinkable victories in the highest stake elections possible. Not hard to see why they had a “we’re not so different, you and I” connection
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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“You think you’re better than me?”
not clicking, any ideas?
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
For example, they only recently came around on indoor plumbing
Keeping stupid trendy stuff out of St. Paul is the entire magic of St. Paul.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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WE HAVE A TENTATIVE AGREEMENT!! PICKET AND STRIKE VOTE ARE CANCELLED!

Please come by the Indeed Taproom this evening to congratulate the workers on a long, hard fought victory!
Indeed workers are voting this afternoon to authorize a strike next week. Follow the link to email the boss that if they go on strike you will respect the strike line at the taproom & will boycott the products at the stores. Pass this to anyone you can think of who supports workers.
Indeed Workers are Strike Ready
Indeed Brewing’s unionized workers have been fighting for a first contract for a year and a half, but Indeed management has been stalling! Because of Indeed management’s approach, the workers may go o...
actionnetwork.org
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Oh so you're saying Livvy Nuzzi is not the Livvy who Rizzed Up Baby Gronk? And who's the Rizzler anyways? I was born in the cornfields in the 1980s, I can't read this through my coke bottle glasses, this is all reeeeeeee dedonk dedonk pshhhh over my bakelite landline phone
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gotta wonder if there’s some simmering hostility towards ICE among local law enforcement leadership. Untrained, masked federal goons smashing windows and tear gassing old ladies is bad optics and splashes back on their profession, which has something of a standing PR problem baked into the job
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say

"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
🙏💎💧💯
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Federal agents wearing tactical gear used chemical irritants on protesters at the Bro-Tex facility in St. Paul.

Video by reporter Louis Krauss, who is on the scene.
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
At the ribbon cutting for 1st Avenue for the potion from Lake to Franklin. Fine looking street. Just some final clean-up and spring planting left.

New facilities on either end being built next year (1st Ave Franklin to downtown on north end, access ramp at the Greenway to the south).
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
GF has been out of town for work for a week so I’ve been able to plow through an absolutely monster list of movies she wouldn’t agree to watch
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A verified true fact is that Bob Prevost saw Blues Brothers at the Roseville 4, and now as the holy father is doing papal bulls affirming the sacredness of movie mindset. Good things coming out of Europe's microstates
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM