Sarah Kite
@sarahkite.bsky.social
moody sweetheart | pics & shitposting | pdx | baseball fan | trans rights | socialist | she/her | used to be funny | AI stans get blocked
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these are all incredible, but the Kirby-wrapped plug-in hybrid C1 Corvette-alike is absolutely 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
these are all incredible, but the Kirby-wrapped plug-in hybrid C1 Corvette-alike is absolutely 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
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NINE YEAR FAJITA HEIST
(technically nine year fajita fraud scheme but I'm counting this as a heist because it's funny enough)
(technically nine year fajita fraud scheme but I'm counting this as a heist because it's funny enough)
I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas
Gilberto Escamilla had stolen more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the course of approximately nine years.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
NINE YEAR FAJITA HEIST
(technically nine year fajita fraud scheme but I'm counting this as a heist because it's funny enough)
(technically nine year fajita fraud scheme but I'm counting this as a heist because it's funny enough)
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Alright it is time to mass block this troll into oblivion. I thought he was asking about AI in good faith but he’s just rage baiting to post replies on Twitter for clout.
Fire him into the sun. 💅💅
Fire him into the sun. 💅💅
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Alright it is time to mass block this troll into oblivion. I thought he was asking about AI in good faith but he’s just rage baiting to post replies on Twitter for clout.
Fire him into the sun. 💅💅
Fire him into the sun. 💅💅
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🌎 The first #Copernicus Sentinel-1D images are in!
Check out the images featuring Tierra del Fuego, the Antarctic Peninsula, Thwaites Glacier and the Elbe River delta.
Check out the images featuring Tierra del Fuego, the Antarctic Peninsula, Thwaites Glacier and the Elbe River delta.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
🌎 The first #Copernicus Sentinel-1D images are in!
Check out the images featuring Tierra del Fuego, the Antarctic Peninsula, Thwaites Glacier and the Elbe River delta.
Check out the images featuring Tierra del Fuego, the Antarctic Peninsula, Thwaites Glacier and the Elbe River delta.
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on my way to gobble your girl
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
on my way to gobble your girl
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New ship of Theseus just dropped, but now it has conscious thought
September 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
New ship of Theseus just dropped, but now it has conscious thought
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ok this is really perfect
10/10, no notes
10/10, no notes
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
ok this is really perfect
10/10, no notes
10/10, no notes
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife, Charlie Brown.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife, Charlie Brown.
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every time I see this woman in the Byrna personal self defense weapons commercial, holding her stupid metaphor banana, I wanna slap her silly
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
every time I see this woman in the Byrna personal self defense weapons commercial, holding her stupid metaphor banana, I wanna slap her silly
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Guillermo del Toro’s The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T.
Guillermo del Toro’s Dora the Explorer
Guillermo del Toro's It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T.
every time I see this woman in the Byrna personal self defense weapons commercial, holding her stupid metaphor banana, I wanna slap her silly
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
every time I see this woman in the Byrna personal self defense weapons commercial, holding her stupid metaphor banana, I wanna slap her silly
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I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
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These French babies arguing 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
These French babies arguing 🤣
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
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"I'm sorry if this message bothered you. If it did, plz just ignore it."
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"I'm sorry if this message bothered you. If it did, plz just ignore it."
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
I’m Mahmod from Gaza,
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety.
Help me make that dream real again PLZ don@te 💔
✅ #Molly_Shah
🔗 gofund.me/4a1deff15
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🚨mini rant incoming🚨
if you ever swim laps at a municipal pool, and it’s busy so you’ll need to share a lane
ALWAYS ASK IF IT’S OK BEFORE ENTERING SOMEONE’S LANE BECAUSE THAT’S POLITE, AND IF THE PERSON ALREADY IN THE LANE IS SWIMMING BACKSTROKE, ANOTHER PERSON SUDDENLY THERE IS JARRING++
if you ever swim laps at a municipal pool, and it’s busy so you’ll need to share a lane
ALWAYS ASK IF IT’S OK BEFORE ENTERING SOMEONE’S LANE BECAUSE THAT’S POLITE, AND IF THE PERSON ALREADY IN THE LANE IS SWIMMING BACKSTROKE, ANOTHER PERSON SUDDENLY THERE IS JARRING++
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
🚨mini rant incoming🚨
if you ever swim laps at a municipal pool, and it’s busy so you’ll need to share a lane
ALWAYS ASK IF IT’S OK BEFORE ENTERING SOMEONE’S LANE BECAUSE THAT’S POLITE, AND IF THE PERSON ALREADY IN THE LANE IS SWIMMING BACKSTROKE, ANOTHER PERSON SUDDENLY THERE IS JARRING++
if you ever swim laps at a municipal pool, and it’s busy so you’ll need to share a lane
ALWAYS ASK IF IT’S OK BEFORE ENTERING SOMEONE’S LANE BECAUSE THAT’S POLITE, AND IF THE PERSON ALREADY IN THE LANE IS SWIMMING BACKSTROKE, ANOTHER PERSON SUDDENLY THERE IS JARRING++
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His mother was mummified just like Norman Bates’ mum
The UK Sun hopefully used a play on “mummified mum” in their headline
As far as frauds go, this one is pretty interesting. Ah Italy, you give the world so much
people.com/man-dresses-...
The UK Sun hopefully used a play on “mummified mum” in their headline
As far as frauds go, this one is pretty interesting. Ah Italy, you give the world so much
people.com/man-dresses-...
Man Dresses as His Dead Mother in 'Mrs. Doubtfire'-Style Scheme to Collect $60,000 Pension, 3 Years After Her Death
A man is reportedly being investigated for fraud and impersonation in public after dressing up as his late mother, 85-year-old Graziella Dall'Oglio, the Italian newspaper 'Corriere della Sera' reporte...
people.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
His mother was mummified just like Norman Bates’ mum
The UK Sun hopefully used a play on “mummified mum” in their headline
As far as frauds go, this one is pretty interesting. Ah Italy, you give the world so much
people.com/man-dresses-...
The UK Sun hopefully used a play on “mummified mum” in their headline
As far as frauds go, this one is pretty interesting. Ah Italy, you give the world so much
people.com/man-dresses-...
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife, Charlie Brown.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife, Charlie Brown.
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UNITED HEALTH: All these seniors we’re dropping should invest in our stock so we can deliver shareholder dividends to them and they can shop for a better Medicare Advantage plan
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION: Hey, that’s a great idea!
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION: Hey, that’s a great idea!
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
UNITED HEALTH: All these seniors we’re dropping should invest in our stock so we can deliver shareholder dividends to them and they can shop for a better Medicare Advantage plan
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION: Hey, that’s a great idea!
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION: Hey, that’s a great idea!
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Partner was just showing me a clip from our fave UK mathematician & science celeb Hannah Fry. In the clip, she was offering a simple explanation of worm holes and time bending.
Then I proceeded to tell S/O that the same explanation was provided in A Wrinkle In Time, and I’d known it since 7th grade
Then I proceeded to tell S/O that the same explanation was provided in A Wrinkle In Time, and I’d known it since 7th grade
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Partner was just showing me a clip from our fave UK mathematician & science celeb Hannah Fry. In the clip, she was offering a simple explanation of worm holes and time bending.
Then I proceeded to tell S/O that the same explanation was provided in A Wrinkle In Time, and I’d known it since 7th grade
Then I proceeded to tell S/O that the same explanation was provided in A Wrinkle In Time, and I’d known it since 7th grade
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What's your hottest Thanksgiving food take?
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
What's your hottest Thanksgiving food take?
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
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Proud to continue to contribute bangers to the genre of “here’s a few paragraphs of heavy overwrought personal essay, anyway here’s a soup recipe”
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Proud to continue to contribute bangers to the genre of “here’s a few paragraphs of heavy overwrought personal essay, anyway here’s a soup recipe”
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