Spooky Femme Peter Lorre
@sarahkite.bsky.social
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moody sweetheart | pics & shitposting | pdx | baseball fan | trans rights | socialist | she/her | used to be funny | AI stans get blocked Mastodon: @[email protected]
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sarahkite.bsky.social
*swoon*
shirtless Boris Karloff is the best Boris Karloff
Boris Karloff in makeup prep at Universal Studios for the role as Frankenstein’s monster. He is sitting shirtless in a chair with a male makeup artist on each side
sarahkite.bsky.social
while driving back north to Portland today, traffic patterns and people with UO gear at rest stops lead me to believe that NCAA Ducks football home games are the economic force keeping the entire state of Oregon afloat
(U of O plays Indiana in Eugene, OR tomorrow)
sarahkite.bsky.social
I will 100% block a new follower if I hate their pfp (not sure if it’s AI, but by god it sucks ass)
computer illustrated head & shoulders person with a manic smile & grey hair that looks like something a laid off Pixar illustrator put thru AI to get paid $10 bio for Laura Flyswatter

@flyswatter1959.bsky.social
13.5K followers 21.7K following 663 posts
President Atlanta Freethought Society. Leftie vegan atheist bisexual watercolorist. Hate MAGAs, racists, and homophobes. Was Rocky Horror cast member. 2 kids/married to @dwightlyman. Chaotic good. Voted for her in 2016 & 2024. Kitten rescue. I follow back!
sarahkite.bsky.social
Eugen’s keeping an eye on you 🔎
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cait.bsky.social
my neighbor stopped me in the parking lot to say "is that your cat?? he's so handsome and I need you to know I'm obsessed with him" and I looked up and saw this
orange cat lurking in the window
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kaitave.bsky.social
This picture is from Two Thousand and fucking Eleven
A picture of John Pike (the cop) spraying a group of seated protestors with pepper spray during the UC Davis incident back in 2011
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peakingsassy.bsky.social
The girlfriend of TWO of the founders of antifa!
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca
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billcorbett.bsky.social
Asking Nick Clegg and his peers for permission to remove valuables from their homes would kill my burglary company
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sarahkite.bsky.social
[*announcer voice*]

Is your libertarian-controlled social media site not imploding fast enough? Try wooing private equity firms to buy you out and that meltdown oughta move your shit right along, just like a powerful laxative
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cambrianera.radical.town
"Trans women are women" is the baby version of it and if you just live your life as if trans people are their identified gender then things work out better for everyone because society is generally nicer if people mind their own business instead of doing gender patrols.
sarahkite.bsky.social
[*announcer voice*]

Is your libertarian-controlled social media site not imploding fast enough? Try wooing private equity firms to buy you out and that meltdown oughta move your shit right along, just like a powerful laxative
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nerdjpg.com
Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got

- scam machine
- psychosis inducing machine
- weapons of mass destruction
- button you push that makes the planet hotter
- markets that intentionally starve people
- clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time
- medicine you can’t afford
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Jane Austen superhero manuscript discovered, looking forward to spidey sense and sensibility.
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it
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sarahkite.bsky.social
just saw that Dolly Parton’s sister Freida is asking the public at large for prayers on Dolly’s behalf, as she is not doing well
🙏🙏🙏
Dear God, I don’t think any of us can bear such a loss. May Dolly benefit from thousands of prayers and feel better soon 💜💜💜
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sarahkite.bsky.social
Kristi Noem is impossibly thin and small. Pretty sure she couldn’t withstand a strong wind 🍑💨
[parody: non-actionable]
sarahkite.bsky.social
just saw that Dolly Parton’s sister Freida is asking the public at large for prayers on Dolly’s behalf, as she is not doing well
🙏🙏🙏
Dear God, I don’t think any of us can bear such a loss. May Dolly benefit from thousands of prayers and feel better soon 💜💜💜
sarahkite.bsky.social
yeah, I remember learning this and how crazy that was
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smollusk.bsky.social
Samuel Becket used to drive Andre the Giant to school