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And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Minneapolis to be born?
Made an Improved NATO Phonetic Alphabetic for all my beautiful commuters—hopefully this is helpful!
February 17, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Morning patrol is a good way to catch the sunrise
February 16, 2026 at 12:58 PM
God bless the patriots of Minnesota. Minneapolis forever
February 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This photo by @leilanavidi.bsky.social deserves the Pulitzer. This is the Minnesota resistance in a picture.
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Federal agents abducted two people in Uptown, Minneapolis this morning at 6:45am. Boxed in their car in the middle of a major commercial street (Lagoon) and smashed out their window.
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Happy Bad Bunny Day! If you’ve never been to Puerto Rico, I cannot recommend it enough. The US is blessed to a mountainous tropical jungle island with life both human and otherwise bursting from every cranny. An extraordinary place, and very close and budget friendly.
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Seems low tbh
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
February 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Just a quick Papa-Sierra-Alpha to all my beautiful new commuters hitting the streets this week:
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
After 6am this morning in Whittier, Minneapolis—FOUR BLOCKS from where Pretti was murdered.

18 agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) markings smashed an apartment window, ran in, and came out with one man.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Sure thing boss
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
@mollycrabapple.bsky.social art at the memorial for Alex Pretti
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
February 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
“Your honor, can I just be like, fuckin’, real with you for a second?”

www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
February 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Issuing this global response to anyone disagreeing with me:
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
February 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Political alignment blender is on liquify setting
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 PM
17 lifetimes later
January 30, 2026 at 7:28 PM
HAPPENING NOW: ICE agents currently camped out in the parking lot of the Minneapolis Police 5th Precinct in a Blue Ford Expedition.
January 29, 2026 at 8:30 PM
💨🏀🗑️
January 29, 2026 at 6:47 PM
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM