Coffeemancer Vanvidum
vanvidum.bsky.social
Coffeemancer Vanvidum
@vanvidum.bsky.social
Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty.
Drifting around inner New England. he/him
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February 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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As someone who had a Romuva phase as a teenager I would like to actually slap these people. Even the tweet's own logic is an ethnic nationalist one.
I can assure you that you do not in fact want that.
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM
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Sparta fell into relative irrelevance less than 50 years after their victory in the Peloponnesian War. Just for some context.
And then Spartan Oliganthropia enters the chat
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Someone glazing Sparta in contemporary times is going the extra mile to demonstrate that they're an ignorant idiot, a violent fascist, or both.
And then Spartan Oliganthropia enters the chat
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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sparta was smaller, shorter-lived, and had a weaker literary output than the kingdom of gwynedd
If it was based in any country other than Greece the Spartan polity would be referred to as a "chiefdom" or some other derogatory term for a moribund half-state
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Most escapable baby jail ever, and he acts like he can't jump.
February 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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The people in your city or town who bought homes in the 80s have seen their home values rise ~10,000%, and a number of them have fought every zoning variance tooth and nail to artificially constrain the supply of housing around them.

Their grandkids can’t afford to live here and move away.
February 16, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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BlueAnon (the putatively liberal version of QAnon) is 100% a thing and it’s important for us to acknowledge that and try to root it out.
February 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.
The Project 2025 architect who promised to put federal employees “in trauma” is spending $15 million of former USAID funding—money that would have gone toward fighting HIV, polio, malaria, and other diseases—to bankroll his security detail. trib.al/TSV3cmb
February 16, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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idk I think Silicone Valley needs to be completely broken as a power center in our present era and all of these sociopath CEOs stripped of the vast majority of their accumulated billions
Dude is quickly climbing the ranks of Most Dangerous Man Alive
February 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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When Democrats retake the House they should subpoena this Bond villain just for the spectacle of it alone.
Dude is quickly climbing the ranks of Most Dangerous Man Alive
February 16, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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I got a large company to completely distance themselves from Palantir by just quoting him last week. So he should keep going.

Palantir sales reached out for some AI shit and I was like ‘hey check this shit out and their chairman is an epstein buddy’. Most people dont know how insane they are
February 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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imo Dems should treat these people the way they claim we treat them
Dude is quickly climbing the ranks of Most Dangerous Man Alive
February 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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nimbys are scared of what they perceive as "poor people" moving in.
Always boils down to that.
Opponents say it's about saving a forest but it's the same old NIMBYism: "Ultimately, many residents simply don’t want a big housing development there ... And that a large apartment complex would be out of character in a suburban neighborhood known for larger single-family homes."
The state wants to build housing on a parking lot in Wellesley. Residents are up in arms. - The Boston Globe
A proposal to build apartments near MassBay Community College has sparked  a local backlash, illustrating how housing can be immensely complicated in Massachusetts.
www.bostonglobe.com
February 16, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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They should get an extra floor for every dumb objection.

“Your necks are gonna hurt looking up at this if you keep running your mouths.”
Opponents say it's about saving a forest but it's the same old NIMBYism: "Ultimately, many residents simply don’t want a big housing development there ... And that a large apartment complex would be out of character in a suburban neighborhood known for larger single-family homes."
The state wants to build housing on a parking lot in Wellesley. Residents are up in arms. - The Boston Globe
A proposal to build apartments near MassBay Community College has sparked  a local backlash, illustrating how housing can be immensely complicated in Massachusetts.
www.bostonglobe.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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The white mountain ermine is known for changing its fur from brown in summer to pure white in winter for camouflage.
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
This is news to me!
[0003078] Tigermen have no ribcages
February 16, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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I mean these people keep yapping about "import the 3rd world, become the 3rd world" but obviously have much more common with the median Duterte voter ideologically than they do with someone who lives in Sweden
This is so spot on
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Canary Worf.
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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I’ll take my mezcal extra smokey and gay
February 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Spanish tapas and squid ink paella :9
February 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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The easiest way to understand current California politics is a power struggle between the rest of the state trying to stop Los Angeles from diving headlong into the abyss of dysfunction and LA trying to drag the rest of us with them.
LA is like every worst supermajority blue city stereotype. ribbon-cutting ceremony for 'la sombrita' while throwing away millions of dollars that would have funded actually useful things. meanwhile LA metro opposes building dense housing near transit
The City of LA is about to give back millions of dollars of previously won money for active transportation projects because it can’t build things in any reasonable amount of time.
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM