Effy, Sometimes Beautifully Cruel
@effinvicta.bsky.social
she/her, nb
Shameless woman* who can neither confirm nor deny reports of arousal from sitting in the cockpit of a mobile suit.
*for tax purposes
Beloved of @aiun.bsky.social
Shameless woman* who can neither confirm nor deny reports of arousal from sitting in the cockpit of a mobile suit.
*for tax purposes
Beloved of @aiun.bsky.social
Pinned
Stand with Canada, stand with Mexico. Three arrows against all tyrants.
Spiritually, I have to wear a veil and a fucking gunny sack dress thing to avoid the spiritual sight of my flesh burning people's third eyes out and making their pineal glands pop like Orville Redenbacher's spiritual finest. It's not spiritually fun!
i think you are an ugly person, spiritually
January 23, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Spiritually, I have to wear a veil and a fucking gunny sack dress thing to avoid the spiritual sight of my flesh burning people's third eyes out and making their pineal glands pop like Orville Redenbacher's spiritual finest. It's not spiritually fun!
There are all kinds of single-issue voters out there.
Dem ‘28 bumpersticker:
“Lesser of 2 evils and a mediocre roadblock to nihilism.”
Less evil is indeed the US benchmark for a party that still doesn’t even have paid vacation as an idea in 2026 (EU mandated 4 weeks paid vacation in 1992).
“Lesser of 2 evils and a mediocre roadblock to nihilism.”
Less evil is indeed the US benchmark for a party that still doesn’t even have paid vacation as an idea in 2026 (EU mandated 4 weeks paid vacation in 1992).
January 23, 2026 at 4:20 AM
There are all kinds of single-issue voters out there.
I think I broke him. :<
I see. You've got a micropenis situation going on and you can't get your dick through the rind to actually *fuck* the watermelon. My friend, I have a suggestion for you.
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I think I broke him. :<
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I see that the golikehellthread has become a group effort in proving its own point
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I see that the golikehellthread has become a group effort in proving its own point
Some human beings voluntarily reduce themselves to the intelligence of Markov chains.
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Some human beings voluntarily reduce themselves to the intelligence of Markov chains.
Wet damper thought: given that the actual hard evidence is for a highly local phenomenon which is plausibly culturally transmitted even though the mushrooms aren't used "ethnobotanically", I'm a little skeptical these will prove to produce a reliable "brownie button" effect.
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Wet damper thought: given that the actual hard evidence is for a highly local phenomenon which is plausibly culturally transmitted even though the mushrooms aren't used "ethnobotanically", I'm a little skeptical these will prove to produce a reliable "brownie button" effect.
I should be writing for Star Wars. I'd make Filoni's life hell by putting "space" in front of everything and squeezing it into neologisms and caring about random West End Games creations, but I could get "space fuckbuddy" said aloud by an actual actor if I worked hard enough.
Mara refuses to stop microaggressing against fellow Rogue Squadron vets at reunions because "Kasan doesn't deserve the sloppy seej (space BJ) she gets every time".
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I should be writing for Star Wars. I'd make Filoni's life hell by putting "space" in front of everything and squeezing it into neologisms and caring about random West End Games creations, but I could get "space fuckbuddy" said aloud by an actual actor if I worked hard enough.
Dear Prime Minister Carney:
You're a big stupidhead meaniepants! I'm gonna tell my dad on you and you'll be sorry! You're not allowed in the treehouse I'm building! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
You're a big stupidhead meaniepants! I'm gonna tell my dad on you and you'll be sorry! You're not allowed in the treehouse I'm building! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 23, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Dear Prime Minister Carney:
You're a big stupidhead meaniepants! I'm gonna tell my dad on you and you'll be sorry! You're not allowed in the treehouse I'm building! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
You're a big stupidhead meaniepants! I'm gonna tell my dad on you and you'll be sorry! You're not allowed in the treehouse I'm building! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
It's a fascinating dynamic... but I think there's a productive synthesis to be had there among all the fedpost syntheses, maybe a couple.
Meanwhile the normally eternally placable moderate pragmatists are over in a corner loading a rifle muttering "Garland exhausted all Earthly appeal and Justice was denied at every turn. The order has failed, the compact is broken, and the only avenue of relief remaining is an Appeal to Heaven"
January 23, 2026 at 1:21 AM
It's a fascinating dynamic... but I think there's a productive synthesis to be had there among all the fedpost syntheses, maybe a couple.
How did I get 18/32 on quiz 2 and 28/32 on quiz 1 with roughly the same proportion of boneheaded mistakes...?
Check it out!
Test your knowledge of Judaism with my new Judaism Quiz 2! Now online as a free webform on Google (no sign in required).
This is all just for fun. The questions are supposed to get harder as they go on, but you'll have to let me know if I managed to do that part successfully.
Test your knowledge of Judaism with my new Judaism Quiz 2! Now online as a free webform on Google (no sign in required).
This is all just for fun. The questions are supposed to get harder as they go on, but you'll have to let me know if I managed to do that part successfully.
Judaism Quiz 2
Test your knowledge of Judaism - part 2!
docs.google.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
How did I get 18/32 on quiz 2 and 28/32 on quiz 1 with roughly the same proportion of boneheaded mistakes...?
*bubble pipe in my hand, sitting in front of a fireplace*
Don't you think it's ironic that government is carried out by men and not by angels? James Madison never thought about that.
*fucks up blowing a bubble and starts coughing*
Don't you think it's ironic that government is carried out by men and not by angels? James Madison never thought about that.
*fucks up blowing a bubble and starts coughing*
Wow, such a good point, bro.
Now tell me a *single* democratic political structure that enforces itself.
Now tell me a *single* democratic political structure that enforces itself.
January 22, 2026 at 8:20 PM
*bubble pipe in my hand, sitting in front of a fireplace*
Don't you think it's ironic that government is carried out by men and not by angels? James Madison never thought about that.
*fucks up blowing a bubble and starts coughing*
Don't you think it's ironic that government is carried out by men and not by angels? James Madison never thought about that.
*fucks up blowing a bubble and starts coughing*
When you think you have a political ideology but whoops, it's just quotes from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
No.
Money doesn't "keep being invented."
It was invented.
And its invention enforces a hierarchy to distribute wealth and resources.
Civilized people don't need money.
Tyrants do.
Money doesn't "keep being invented."
It was invented.
And its invention enforces a hierarchy to distribute wealth and resources.
Civilized people don't need money.
Tyrants do.
Money and markets keep being invented because people discover that the alternatives are even more of a pain in the ass.
January 22, 2026 at 8:16 PM
When you think you have a political ideology but whoops, it's just quotes from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.
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isn't this demon a serial harasser and doxxer?
Imagine believing that the rights of the accused are simply weapons of lies and fraud against the pursuit of justice and calling yourself left-wing.
January 22, 2026 at 8:05 PM
isn't this demon a serial harasser and doxxer?
Is this an elaborate unfunny bit, or is this someone suffering from the later stages of Paradox Forums Syndrome? I report, you decide.
January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Is this an elaborate unfunny bit, or is this someone suffering from the later stages of Paradox Forums Syndrome? I report, you decide.
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framing Blacksky as a "social media ethnostate" has to be one of the absolute shittiest things I've heard all day
January 22, 2026 at 7:27 PM
framing Blacksky as a "social media ethnostate" has to be one of the absolute shittiest things I've heard all day
More than 150,000 freedmen found it to be worth fighting and dying for after January 1, 1863.
Sure, right after you go explain to all the Indigenous folks usa genocides how the state genociding them is worth fighting for. Explain to Japanese civilians how the state dropping nukes on them was worth fighting for. Explain to slaves how the state enslaving them is worth fighting for.
January 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM
More than 150,000 freedmen found it to be worth fighting and dying for after January 1, 1863.
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I CAN DRAW ANYTHING
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I CAN DRAW ANYTHING
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Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now.
⚠️~132 million: Number of people under alerts for snow, sleet, & freezing rain.
A large, long-duration winter storm is expected to bring widespread heavy snow, sleet, & freezing rain from the Southern Rockies & Plains beginning Friday (Jan. 23), spreading eastward toward New England this weekend.
🧵
A large, long-duration winter storm is expected to bring widespread heavy snow, sleet, & freezing rain from the Southern Rockies & Plains beginning Friday (Jan. 23), spreading eastward toward New England this weekend.
🧵
January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now. Prepare now.
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So they turned to this Navajo PFC we had found on base and pulled in, they explained why they didn't want to talk, and said they thought it would be best if she spoke. And this boot looked at this O-6 and O-5 and said totally deadpan "Gentlemen, I have some bad news for you about the Navajo."
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
So they turned to this Navajo PFC we had found on base and pulled in, they explained why they didn't want to talk, and said they thought it would be best if she spoke. And this boot looked at this O-6 and O-5 and said totally deadpan "Gentlemen, I have some bad news for you about the Navajo."
I'm writing capsule profiles for deities so that, if necessary, people can get the most relevant and important information related to my worldbuilding efforts. :)
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I'm writing capsule profiles for deities so that, if necessary, people can get the most relevant and important information related to my worldbuilding efforts. :)
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X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 AM
X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
Have some fedposting:
I have just finished off a reasonably enjoyable burrito.
I have just finished off a reasonably enjoyable burrito.
January 22, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Have some fedposting:
I have just finished off a reasonably enjoyable burrito.
I have just finished off a reasonably enjoyable burrito.
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Gonna answer for @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social here:
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Gonna answer for @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social here:
Hana-Big Naturals
Europa Big Naturals Report
Beyond the Big Naturals Rainbow
Europa Big Naturals Report
Beyond the Big Naturals Rainbow
A Time To Kill With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Hana-Big Naturals
Europa Big Naturals Report
Beyond the Big Naturals Rainbow
Europa Big Naturals Report
Beyond the Big Naturals Rainbow
Pulling this up here for the many Three Kingdoms enjoyers in my circles to appreciate and/or critique.
I'm the new Lü Bu- obsessed with a motorcycle I named "Red Hare" and able to easily tie in duels against anyone lugging a 50-kg polearm around.
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Pulling this up here for the many Three Kingdoms enjoyers in my circles to appreciate and/or critique.