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Perfectly Harmless Effy

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she/her, nb Shameless woman* who can neither confirm nor deny reports of arousal from sitting in the cockpit of a mobile suit. *for tax purposes Beloved of @aiun.bsky.social

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Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · Feb 2

Stand with Canada, stand with Mexico. Three arrows against all tyrants.

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Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 33m

Doing some more Lunar Empire/Glorantha stuff today.

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Mia Murphy 🏳️‍⚧️ @miamurphy.net · 4h

In this calm after infinite baseball and before football, I just want to note it's National Coming Out Day

It will always be some degree of scary because you're putting your heart on the line, an exposure of your real self without any protective layers of ironic detachment

But it's been worth it.

Mia looking like a shellshocked dude mere days before her gender exploded, wearing a green NMU hoodie

Mia looking way prettier and happier in that red jumpsuit photo she posted this week

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 6h

Taylor Swift has done more good for WASPs than Leon Trotsky. Full stop.

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🧃🔁忘れられた百合の移動要塞(Forgotten Yuri Mobile Fortress) @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 6h

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Il Pomodoro @dabenner.bsky.social · 6h

There's been reporting about H.H.S. (horrible), but what about 1500 at treasury? Some is IRS, but who else? Fincen?

Federal Worker Rights @fedworkerrights.bsky.social · 17h

In an attached declaration, the Government sets forth how many employees have been RIFed today:

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Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 13h

The roller coaster begins...

Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 13h

"school zone speeding enthusiast"

perhaps if they'd stopped for the school bus instead of trying to mow down the little children with their F-250 Murder Duty alleged vehicle, they wouldn't be posting like this.

Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 14h

They're saying they took a biopsy of his gallbladder and it just started growing on the slides. A whole wing of Walter Reed is dedicated to the pulsing mass of para-presidential flesh now.

Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 14h

Can't believe the President has a cardiac age of 22 years old and a miraculous gallbladder that infinitely regenerates.

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🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 14h

THE PRESIDENTS FLUIDS AND FLUID SYSTEMS ARE VIGOROUS, ENERGETIC, AND OF IDEAL LEVEL OF FULLNESS

Reuters @reuters.com · 16h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 14h

Got gay married in Fire Emblem Engage, folks.

Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

"For every Element (sic) that [China] can monopolize we have two"

Oh joy, policy by deranged grandpa raving.

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Voryn Dagoth Ur 👻 @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 1d

Chiitan is about to sever the thread of prophesy.

Crazy Japanese mascot Chiitan attacking Vivec Morrowind with Sunder

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Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

Spiritually American (suing neighbors for putting up a garden flamingo)

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Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

He seems deathly afraid of Elizabeth Warren and the possibility that someday someone might restrict capital transfers into and out of the Cayman Islands...

Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

He also manages to be a double settler, since his home in an illegal settlement is itself illegally placed.

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Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

You could set the tax rate very high.

Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

(Often drawing from some Americans who make use of the Right of Return without many personal resources ending up in stolen homes in East Jerusalem...)

Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. It's the same kind of thing as accusing the Israeli settler movement of all being Americans with dual citizenship.

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Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

This is real 😬😬😬 stuff. Really gotta hope he doesn't turn full Aum.

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Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

- I don't want to play favorites with sweet pies...

Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

- All of the first three rows minus the cookie dough, plus the rhubarb, banana cream, and dutch apple.
- My family has only ever had pumpkin on the table for Thanksgiving. I was a teenager when I learned sweet potato pie existed.
- Grandma on my dad's side made coconut cream for Christmases.

🎀 Pimpcess Spooky 🎀 @mick-ee.bsky.social · 1d

Since it’s pie season!

How many pies on the list have you tried?
What pie is the Thanksgiving Pie?
What pie is the Christmas Pie?
Whats your favorite pie?

A list of 25 pies with the caption “Pic 3 Pies”

Listed:
A- Apple
B- Key lime
C- Cherry
D- Lemon Meringue
E- Pumpkin
F- Pecan
G- French Silk
H- Custard
I- Peanut butter cup
J- Peach
K- Cookie Dough
L- Blueberry
M- Bavarian
N- Sweet Potato
O- Coconut Cream
P- Strawberry Cream
Q- Snickers
R- Rhubarb
S- S’mores
T- Dutch Apple
U- German Chocolate
V- Buttermilk
W- Pecan Fudge
X- Banana Cream
Y- Strawberry

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Perfectly Harmless Effy @effinvicta.bsky.social · 1d

World's first controlled demolition with laser-guided munitions.

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sina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 1d

The Nobel Peace Prize goes to some chick idk, here's the clowning on the president (2025)

James Comey wearing an elect more women t shirt

President Power being protected by her secret service while the american flag waves in the back ground

The classic musical scene from Alien Earth w Wendy and the xenomorph

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