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Cannibal steamer trunk. Pro BIPOC, pro Roe, pro choice, pro LGBTQ+, anti Orange Florida Man. Kraken fan. Seahawks fan. Rockies & Buffs fan. There will be sports posting.

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this image is maybe the single greatest joke in TRADING PLACES. and also a pretty apt description of the trump/vance/national conservative vision of america
This image will always stick with me. (And the name…)
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Tonight's starting lines and pairs for the #SeaKraken. Berkly Catton returns! No Vince Dunn, so we will see Cale Fleury.

Joey Daccord starts in net.
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Don Cherry would be so proud.
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Kash lied to congress.
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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On I-5 northbound at Northgate (MP 173) there is a disabled vehicle blocking the HOV lane.
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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People who think evil, corrupt, and incompetent don’t go together have it backwards.

Instead of looking to Hollywood to explain real world evil, look to Hannah Arendt. Uncorrupt people of integrity won’t do evil. And evil leaders work to elevate incompetents because that helps ensure their loyalty.
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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On the I-5 northbound express lanes just north of Mercer St (MP 168) there is a disabled vehicle blocking the right lane.
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What a great illustration of "if it bleeds, it leads".
These declines are MASSIVE.

And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.

“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”

THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.

Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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These declines are MASSIVE.

And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.

“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”

THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.

Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
December 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Damn. That's an amazing shot.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A wild hedgehog appears! It's super effective!
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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On I-5 southbound just north of Mercer St (MP 167) there is a collision blocking the right lane.
December 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This is kinda what I think when I see Philip Rivers take the field for Indy RN....
the ben affleck batman always had the slight air of an obese older dog with something in its mouth that shouldnt be there, you say "what are you eating" as it makes eye contact and lumbers away
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Lololol
the ben affleck batman always had the slight air of an obese older dog with something in its mouth that shouldnt be there, you say "what are you eating" as it makes eye contact and lumbers away
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Having to watch a bootlegged copy of a video from another country because my country censored it is making me feel as if I'm living in 1980s Eastern Germany.
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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This shit from 2023 seems extra relevant now
Chyron first ballot Hall of Famer
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Honestly...yeah.
if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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if they had just shown it on 60 Minutes nobody would have seen it
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Any journalist who has not at least once committed reckless disregard of leadership is not to be trusted.
It’s interesting that the administration wants you to know that Bari Weiss is in league with them.
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM