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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑

@coconutbutt.bsky.social

2.3K followers 620 following 1K posts

he/him cheeky, dorky, and may contain trace amounts of pettiness 😄 🤓 💅🏽

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 7d

my booty just be out there and i’m here for it because every day is hump day over here 😛

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 6m

alexa play “now that’s what i call an ass volume 12”

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 3h

ADHD level: EXPERT

Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 6h

i got 4 letters for that… fafo 😏

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 6h

a woman with curly hair is holding a bunch of money and saying cash makes the coachie go woo woo

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 6h

absolutely nobody:

me:

Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 6h

you gotta accept ALL them charges 😂😂😂

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 7h

mine:

a woman is crying with her eyes closed and wearing a headband .

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 7h

me dragging my bank account into impulse purchases:

a child is laying on the floor in a store while a man stands behind it

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 7h

I feel like I’m about to do the same. 😩

Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 7h

you: *answers phone*

“you have a collect call from… dat ass”

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 12h

a man in a red shirt is looking at the camera .

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 12h

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is laying on a table with his hands on his face and smiling .

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 12h

Unfortunately the wasp didn’t make it through the game. PLAYER 237 ELIMINATED *jackpot sounds*

X Arm Sign Fail GIF

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 13h

oh, i called your plans and told them something came up 😏

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

Happy belated birthday!!!

Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

I feel your pain! I know they built one in the exterior wall in my living room because I sprayed the shit out of it after a Yellowjacket stung me as I was walking in my driveway. Pissed me tf off. I was just going to my truck. They got the wrong one that day. I used a whole can 😂

Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

🤩

a large group of people are posing for a picture while holding papers

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

I went in my bedroom and closed the door lol. I’m like “we are not having this conversation tonight” 😂

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

it’s a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare 😌 😰 😈

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

footage from the incident:

a man in a plaid shirt is holding a microphone and standing on a beach .

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

yes

Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

😆

a man with a beard wearing a baseball cap and a blue tank top is eating a hot dog .

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

Likewise! 😌

Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

not me getting home after 10 days away and a red wasp flies across my face in the kitchen. just drove 9 hours and can’t even right now but

1. how’d you get in here
2. you bet not have brought friends in here tryna have a party cause you had the house to yourself
3. we gonna have words in the am

a woman and a little girl are sitting next to each other in a hospital room .

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Coconut Butt 🥥 🍑 @coconutbutt.bsky.social · 1d

I saw your post and ngl listened to it like 5 times flying down the highway from Kansas to Texas today 😂. Definitely a bop! AND YOU SHOULD!

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