My therapist: Johnny Silverfin isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Johnny Silverfin:
#cyberpunk2077 #clubpenguin

Mfw an attractive person walks into my work and I magically transform into the coolest guy on the planet
(I have a partner whom I love and would never cheat on but I still want attractive people to think I'm cool because of some unresolved validation issues or something)

Checked out one of those British "pubs" that people go on about. It's like a coffee shop without coffee.

I'd bomb those islands if I could.
#clubpenguin #thankgoodnessyourehere

Gary, we need to cook.

#clubpenguin #gary #breakingbad

Happy trans visibility day guys :3

"can I have some red sauce please"

certainly you can have some KETCHUP absolutely you can have some TOMATO KETCHUP definitely you can have some TOMATO SAUCE THESE ARE THE ACCEPTABLE NAMES NOT RED SAUCE DO YOU THINK IT'S RED FLAVOUR DO YOU THINK THEY MAKE IT WITH RED PAINT WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT

Today, I am learning two important things for uni

The power of alcohol and the power of spite

Coffee bean that is naked

There'll be riots in the Plaza if they screw up Shrek 5 >:(

The coffee shop doesn't condone the poor staff conditions for the bean delivery guys >:(

That is IT I'm done playing games it's mine now 😤

I am unwilling to disclose whether this is true or false 😑

Petition to mod the coffee shop penguin into Skyrim? (I would but I not clever)
#Skyrim #ClubPenguin

"you look lonely. I can fix that."

Another repost I know but come on this is a classic!

Almost a year since I posted peak 😎

To be followed by the owl man is a blessing - give it a few years I'll campaign for penguins in sea of thieves 😭

"Excuse me sir I couldn't help but notice that you didn't make my latte dry enough for my liking and I'm so disappointed I am going to leave a negative review on-"

Repost from Twitter - SCP-200°
#SCP #ClubPenguin

Hello....? Is this thing on...?