My therapist: Johnny Silverfin isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Johnny Silverfin:
#cyberpunk2077 #clubpenguin

Mfw an attractive person walks into my work and I magically transform into the coolest guy on the planet
(I have a partner whom I love and would never cheat on but I still want attractive people to think I'm cool because of some unresolved validation issues or something)

Checked out one of those British "pubs" that people go on about. It's like a coffee shop without coffee.

I'd bomb those islands if I could.
#clubpenguin #thankgoodnessyourehere

Happy trans visibility day guys :3

There'll be riots in the Plaza if they screw up Shrek 5 >:(

That is IT I'm done playing games it's mine now 😤

I am unwilling to disclose whether this is true or false 😑

Petition to mod the coffee shop penguin into Skyrim? (I would but I not clever)
#Skyrim #ClubPenguin

"you look lonely. I can fix that."

Another repost I know but come on this is a classic!

Almost a year since I posted peak 😎

To be followed by the owl man is a blessing - give it a few years I'll campaign for penguins in sea of thieves 😭

"Excuse me sir I couldn't help but notice that you didn't make my latte dry enough for my liking and I'm so disappointed I am going to leave a negative review on-"

Repost from Twitter - SCP-200°
#SCP #ClubPenguin

Hello....? Is this thing on...?