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💧A mealworm of sorts

@cognitiveverb.bsky.social

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At first I was afraid. I was petrified. I’m not actually a mealworm. Engineer, scientist, educator, galactic hitchhiker, climate advocate, amateur poet. 😄🤞🏼🦋 #Xgenclub

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · Nov 14

Cold enough to freeze the walls off a grass humpy.

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 7h

I am not sure what that was, but it needed ironing.

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 9h

He is apparently explaining band names like:

Joy Division
Chocolate Starfish
Michelle Shocked
Shihad et al

To suSSan…

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 10h

Barnaby yells at everyone.

That is his spoken voice.

For goodness sake, the woman wanted Barnaby to fill out a form.

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 10h

Streak across the MCG?

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 11h

SNAP SNAP baby…

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 13h

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 14h

Does Mick Mac have any room in his closets?

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 15h

Viva Los Vegas.

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 15h

Are they feeding them red/green algae?

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 15h

She should be aware that Barnaby needs support services for filling out forms (and walking down streets).

#auspol

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 15h

He outsources insight & incite.

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 15h

Or the student will be mysteriously eaten by a crocodile.

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 15h

Blood or sperm?

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 15h

Minstrels?

Very politically incorrect in 2025.

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 1d

“He wasn’t fit
To shovel shit
From one place to another”

#sexpistols

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 1d

Like Barnaby ?

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 1d

Do you have a ball room?

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 1d

Did they give him some sticky tape?

#Aus #krikkit

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 1d

Or composting?

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 1d

There is an opportunity, here.

The Machete bins are under-utilised.

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 1d

They are “Clayton’s strikes”

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 1d

Isn’t everyone?

💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 1d

What are the Minns & Albanese Government Agendas?

#Auspol

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 2d

That’s where those e-bikes & e-scooters come into their own.

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💧A mealworm of sorts @cognitiveverb.bsky.social · 2d

Get him a planter box.