Cold Cream Kitty
@coldcreamkitty.bsky.social
When I grow up I want to be like you.
Goals - rate oatmeal; sail; walk; absurdly riff
Goals - rate oatmeal; sail; walk; absurdly riff
I’m saving $ tax free to pay for the end of my life
It is a roth account
I call it the roth of god
It is a roth account
I call it the roth of god
February 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I’m saving $ tax free to pay for the end of my life
It is a roth account
I call it the roth of god
It is a roth account
I call it the roth of god
Dear people sending me great news that I’m pre approved,
I have even greater news!!! You’re pre rejected
I have even greater news!!! You’re pre rejected
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Dear people sending me great news that I’m pre approved,
I have even greater news!!! You’re pre rejected
I have even greater news!!! You’re pre rejected
I only scroll
Until the algorithm spots me
Until the algorithm spots me
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I only scroll
Until the algorithm spots me
Until the algorithm spots me
I cook my oat meal al dente
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I cook my oat meal al dente
I know I can’t
I know I can’t
- engine free zone
I know I can’t
- engine free zone
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I know I can’t
I know I can’t
- engine free zone
I know I can’t
- engine free zone
I’m writing a song for three saplings
It is a tree-o
It is a tree-o
February 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I’m writing a song for three saplings
It is a tree-o
It is a tree-o
Just going out to yell at my garden to slow down
So many things coming up
And they haven’t seen the forecast
All that cold air ready to cruise down from Alaska
So many things coming up
And they haven’t seen the forecast
All that cold air ready to cruise down from Alaska
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Just going out to yell at my garden to slow down
So many things coming up
And they haven’t seen the forecast
All that cold air ready to cruise down from Alaska
So many things coming up
And they haven’t seen the forecast
All that cold air ready to cruise down from Alaska
Yesterday would have been perfect
Sigh
Sigh
February 5, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Yesterday would have been perfect
Sigh
Sigh
At the end of the day the rubber meets the road
- I survived another work conference call
- I survived another work conference call
February 4, 2026 at 9:13 PM
At the end of the day the rubber meets the road
- I survived another work conference call
- I survived another work conference call
Am listening to the Danish Symphony
In YouTube
Performing spaghetti western themes
Completely superior!
They would have easily won a Greenland shoot out
In YouTube
Performing spaghetti western themes
Completely superior!
They would have easily won a Greenland shoot out
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Am listening to the Danish Symphony
In YouTube
Performing spaghetti western themes
Completely superior!
They would have easily won a Greenland shoot out
In YouTube
Performing spaghetti western themes
Completely superior!
They would have easily won a Greenland shoot out
Am out in the fog taking photos
Yeah
Boosting my selfie steam
Yeah
Boosting my selfie steam
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Am out in the fog taking photos
Yeah
Boosting my selfie steam
Yeah
Boosting my selfie steam
More stories about groundhogs would be appreciated
February 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
More stories about groundhogs would be appreciated
I just realized I missed
Mozart’s 250th birthday
Cheers Wolfie.
Mozart’s 250th birthday
Cheers Wolfie.
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I just realized I missed
Mozart’s 250th birthday
Cheers Wolfie.
Mozart’s 250th birthday
Cheers Wolfie.
I’m not going to the show
And more than that
I’m not ordering anything online to help pay for it
And more than that
I’m not ordering anything online to help pay for it
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I’m not going to the show
And more than that
I’m not ordering anything online to help pay for it
And more than that
I’m not ordering anything online to help pay for it
No one with an opinion
Replies to my posts
They are satisfyingly empty
Replies to my posts
They are satisfyingly empty
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 AM
No one with an opinion
Replies to my posts
They are satisfyingly empty
Replies to my posts
They are satisfyingly empty
Some people
Beat you over the head
With their email signatures
I prefer to end with a whimper
Beat you over the head
With their email signatures
I prefer to end with a whimper
January 27, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Some people
Beat you over the head
With their email signatures
I prefer to end with a whimper
Beat you over the head
With their email signatures
I prefer to end with a whimper
I’m deleting my tik tok account
The video content is going downhill
Fewer people imitating street crossing signs or singing what’s going on and too much propaganda
So I’m out
The video content is going downhill
Fewer people imitating street crossing signs or singing what’s going on and too much propaganda
So I’m out
January 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I’m deleting my tik tok account
The video content is going downhill
Fewer people imitating street crossing signs or singing what’s going on and too much propaganda
So I’m out
The video content is going downhill
Fewer people imitating street crossing signs or singing what’s going on and too much propaganda
So I’m out
Doom scrolling
Seems such a short term activity
At the moment
Seems such a short term activity
At the moment
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Doom scrolling
Seems such a short term activity
At the moment
Seems such a short term activity
At the moment
Well
Now I am internally conflicted over
The second amendment
A completely unexpected turn of events
Now I am internally conflicted over
The second amendment
A completely unexpected turn of events
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Well
Now I am internally conflicted over
The second amendment
A completely unexpected turn of events
Now I am internally conflicted over
The second amendment
A completely unexpected turn of events
If you can’t spell
hypocrisy
rite, then I’m not reading what you wrote
hypocrisy
rite, then I’m not reading what you wrote
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 PM
If you can’t spell
hypocrisy
rite, then I’m not reading what you wrote
hypocrisy
rite, then I’m not reading what you wrote
Seems like I made it to the rupture
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Seems like I made it to the rupture
Never a Brutus when you need one
January 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Never a Brutus when you need one
I do not like run on sentences.
I avoid exercise of any kind
I avoid exercise of any kind
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I do not like run on sentences.
I avoid exercise of any kind
I avoid exercise of any kind
I may start reviewing pickles here
Now that I have one season of making my own
And these little breakfast gherkins at a Hilton in Vienna
Are too gentle. A little dill, but no fire.
My pickles demand pepper
Now that I have one season of making my own
And these little breakfast gherkins at a Hilton in Vienna
Are too gentle. A little dill, but no fire.
My pickles demand pepper
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I may start reviewing pickles here
Now that I have one season of making my own
And these little breakfast gherkins at a Hilton in Vienna
Are too gentle. A little dill, but no fire.
My pickles demand pepper
Now that I have one season of making my own
And these little breakfast gherkins at a Hilton in Vienna
Are too gentle. A little dill, but no fire.
My pickles demand pepper
I am thinking (during a short stop in Toronto)
That the most interesting books contain opinions I disagree with
If I agree then there seems little expansion from reading
At least this is the rationalization I am using to explain why I have stalled in this excellent book on autocracy
That the most interesting books contain opinions I disagree with
If I agree then there seems little expansion from reading
At least this is the rationalization I am using to explain why I have stalled in this excellent book on autocracy
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I am thinking (during a short stop in Toronto)
That the most interesting books contain opinions I disagree with
If I agree then there seems little expansion from reading
At least this is the rationalization I am using to explain why I have stalled in this excellent book on autocracy
That the most interesting books contain opinions I disagree with
If I agree then there seems little expansion from reading
At least this is the rationalization I am using to explain why I have stalled in this excellent book on autocracy