Cold Cream Kitty
@coldcreamkitty.bsky.social
When I grow up I want to be like you.
Goals - rate oatmeal; sail; walk; absurdly riff
Goals - rate oatmeal; sail; walk; absurdly riff
I do not like run on sentences.
I avoid exercise of any kind
I avoid exercise of any kind
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I do not like run on sentences.
I avoid exercise of any kind
I avoid exercise of any kind
I may start reviewing pickles here
Now that I have one season of making my own
And these little breakfast gherkins at a Hilton in Vienna
Are too gentle. A little dill, but no fire.
My pickles demand pepper
Now that I have one season of making my own
And these little breakfast gherkins at a Hilton in Vienna
Are too gentle. A little dill, but no fire.
My pickles demand pepper
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I may start reviewing pickles here
Now that I have one season of making my own
And these little breakfast gherkins at a Hilton in Vienna
Are too gentle. A little dill, but no fire.
My pickles demand pepper
Now that I have one season of making my own
And these little breakfast gherkins at a Hilton in Vienna
Are too gentle. A little dill, but no fire.
My pickles demand pepper
I am thinking (during a short stop in Toronto)
That the most interesting books contain opinions I disagree with
If I agree then there seems little expansion from reading
At least this is the rationalization I am using to explain why I have stalled in this excellent book on autocracy
That the most interesting books contain opinions I disagree with
If I agree then there seems little expansion from reading
At least this is the rationalization I am using to explain why I have stalled in this excellent book on autocracy
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I am thinking (during a short stop in Toronto)
That the most interesting books contain opinions I disagree with
If I agree then there seems little expansion from reading
At least this is the rationalization I am using to explain why I have stalled in this excellent book on autocracy
That the most interesting books contain opinions I disagree with
If I agree then there seems little expansion from reading
At least this is the rationalization I am using to explain why I have stalled in this excellent book on autocracy
I predict that
Things are about to get
Even more unpredictable
Things are about to get
Even more unpredictable
January 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I predict that
Things are about to get
Even more unpredictable
Things are about to get
Even more unpredictable
Was looking at photos from my last time in Vienna
All I have is the plaque from Salieri’s house
Sorry Wolfie
All I have is the plaque from Salieri’s house
Sorry Wolfie
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Was looking at photos from my last time in Vienna
All I have is the plaque from Salieri’s house
Sorry Wolfie
All I have is the plaque from Salieri’s house
Sorry Wolfie
If she gives her prize to Donald
It’s still hers
Even if on some other shelf
It’s still hers
Even if on some other shelf
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
If she gives her prize to Donald
It’s still hers
Even if on some other shelf
It’s still hers
Even if on some other shelf
Is Vienna waiting for me?
I doubt it
I’m going anyway
See you there this weekend in the cold air and snow
I doubt it
I’m going anyway
See you there this weekend in the cold air and snow
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Is Vienna waiting for me?
I doubt it
I’m going anyway
See you there this weekend in the cold air and snow
I doubt it
I’m going anyway
See you there this weekend in the cold air and snow
I prefer to call my spades shovels
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I prefer to call my spades shovels
I mostly use this account to generate cognitive dissonance
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I mostly use this account to generate cognitive dissonance
Turns out this ai subtitling
Interprets “toxic cesspool”
As
“Top successful”
And suddenly modern life and politics makes sense
Interprets “toxic cesspool”
As
“Top successful”
And suddenly modern life and politics makes sense
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Turns out this ai subtitling
Interprets “toxic cesspool”
As
“Top successful”
And suddenly modern life and politics makes sense
Interprets “toxic cesspool”
As
“Top successful”
And suddenly modern life and politics makes sense
Am looking for someone to embroider “told you so” on my Kamala 24 hat
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Am looking for someone to embroider “told you so” on my Kamala 24 hat
I’m trying to make you
Think that I’m
Extremely manipulative
Think that I’m
Extremely manipulative
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m trying to make you
Think that I’m
Extremely manipulative
Think that I’m
Extremely manipulative
After he’s gone I will miss this chaos
NOT!
NOT!
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
After he’s gone I will miss this chaos
NOT!
NOT!
Trying to free up space in my account
By deleting all the “your storage is full” messages
By deleting all the “your storage is full” messages
December 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Trying to free up space in my account
By deleting all the “your storage is full” messages
By deleting all the “your storage is full” messages
I dated myself for about 12 years
And now I’m discovering I’m a scammer
It wasn’t love at all
And all that money I gave me
I can’t believe it
The world is a dark place
And now I’m discovering I’m a scammer
It wasn’t love at all
And all that money I gave me
I can’t believe it
The world is a dark place
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I dated myself for about 12 years
And now I’m discovering I’m a scammer
It wasn’t love at all
And all that money I gave me
I can’t believe it
The world is a dark place
And now I’m discovering I’m a scammer
It wasn’t love at all
And all that money I gave me
I can’t believe it
The world is a dark place
My eye dr, referring to compliance with some machine,
Said “you’re all waist”
But I heard “all waste”
at last I found a specialist who would level with me
Said “you’re all waist”
But I heard “all waste”
at last I found a specialist who would level with me
December 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My eye dr, referring to compliance with some machine,
Said “you’re all waist”
But I heard “all waste”
at last I found a specialist who would level with me
Said “you’re all waist”
But I heard “all waste”
at last I found a specialist who would level with me
I would have studied philosophy
If I had any ideas
If I had any ideas
December 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I would have studied philosophy
If I had any ideas
If I had any ideas
Today I am going to prune the beautiful pink dogwood that lives with me
Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
December 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Today I am going to prune the beautiful pink dogwood that lives with me
Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time
They gave him a peace prize
And took away their trust
The games are going to Canada and Mexico 🙀😹😹😹
And took away their trust
The games are going to Canada and Mexico 🙀😹😹😹
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
They gave him a peace prize
And took away their trust
The games are going to Canada and Mexico 🙀😹😹😹
And took away their trust
The games are going to Canada and Mexico 🙀😹😹😹
Who knew
That people who must explain the true meaning of Boxing Day
Were out there
What is their collective noun?
That people who must explain the true meaning of Boxing Day
Were out there
What is their collective noun?
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Who knew
That people who must explain the true meaning of Boxing Day
Were out there
What is their collective noun?
That people who must explain the true meaning of Boxing Day
Were out there
What is their collective noun?
I interacted with regular living people today
So there’s that
So there’s that
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I interacted with regular living people today
So there’s that
So there’s that
I confess
I am
Completely
Predicable
I am
Completely
Predicable
December 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I confess
I am
Completely
Predicable
I am
Completely
Predicable
Turns out
I couldn’t have been
A contender
I couldn’t have been
A contender
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Turns out
I couldn’t have been
A contender
I couldn’t have been
A contender
I’m going to Canada tomorrow
For Boxing Day
Want to come with?
Bring your gloves
For Boxing Day
Want to come with?
Bring your gloves
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m going to Canada tomorrow
For Boxing Day
Want to come with?
Bring your gloves
For Boxing Day
Want to come with?
Bring your gloves
I suddenly realized
I didn’t get any presents
And I am very happy with that
Am I grinchifying
I didn’t get any presents
And I am very happy with that
Am I grinchifying
December 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I suddenly realized
I didn’t get any presents
And I am very happy with that
Am I grinchifying
I didn’t get any presents
And I am very happy with that
Am I grinchifying