my favorite part of hosting a dinner party is when you go into the kitchen and eat whatever the fuck you want
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
my favorite part of hosting a dinner party is when you go into the kitchen and eat whatever the fuck you want
[like someone’s just offered u hard drugs] nah i don’t fuck around w coconut oil anymore
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
[like someone’s just offered u hard drugs] nah i don’t fuck around w coconut oil anymore
fight club is the sixth sense and they are both bad
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
fight club is the sixth sense and they are both bad
trying to set up my new phone
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
trying to set up my new phone
putting on lipstick to bake dinner rolls
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
putting on lipstick to bake dinner rolls
positioned directly in front of a humidifier, disparaging dogs, illuminated solely by a knot of pink xmas lights as the sun sets before five
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
positioned directly in front of a humidifier, disparaging dogs, illuminated solely by a knot of pink xmas lights as the sun sets before five
just dragging this around the house
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
just dragging this around the house
what are we doing w all these
November 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
what are we doing w all these
how it started how its going
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
how it started how its going
disenchanted in the tea aisle
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
disenchanted in the tea aisle
“but what kind of technology makes this all possible?
“oh… we call it
“oh… we call it
November 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“but what kind of technology makes this all possible?
“oh… we call it
“oh… we call it
lipstick on my collar except it’s mine
September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
lipstick on my collar except it’s mine
Reposted by coldplum
that ep of TNG where Data’s chest gets a crack in it from an accident on an away team and he discovers a much tinier Data that lives in his abdomen built by Dr Soong and begins to understand this smaller Data is what he conceived of as his “conscious self” and it drives a man-sized Data suit around
September 16, 2024 at 10:37 PM
that ep of TNG where Data’s chest gets a crack in it from an accident on an away team and he discovers a much tinier Data that lives in his abdomen built by Dr Soong and begins to understand this smaller Data is what he conceived of as his “conscious self” and it drives a man-sized Data suit around
at the emotional mercy of a randomized playlist
August 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
at the emotional mercy of a randomized playlist
the tragedy of shirts becoming perfect right before they fall apart
August 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the tragedy of shirts becoming perfect right before they fall apart
allow me to introduce
August 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
allow me to introduce
learning j0hn cleese and jarvis c0cker are not the same man
August 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
learning j0hn cleese and jarvis c0cker are not the same man
putting on lipstick to assemble these shelves
August 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
putting on lipstick to assemble these shelves