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mistletoe hung
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existing la vida loca
watching stranger things from the start
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the conference is taking place inside of an unreasonably small car and everyone is wearing clown shoes and fake noses
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
have to put the shitting christmas lights and decorations up now and then take them down in a few weeks to celebrate something none of really take seriously
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
off to coach and underachieving u13’s team in what looks like a monsoon
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
i think you’ll find its “you’re” party
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
my favourite your party policy is “you’re not as pure left as me” what’s yours?
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
celebrating thanksgiving by throwing the traditional car batteries into the canal #festive
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
turned your taxes into dodgy covid contracts, your move jesus
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
nobody:

late 1990’s dance music lyrics:
“must be the reason why im king of my castle. must be a reason why im dree on i drassole”
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
i always forget how matter of fact the joke dodgers are on bluesky app. full of bores
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
(talking to david attenborough and looking visibly confused, not starstruck)

“are you saying ‘an animal’ or ‘a nanna-mal’?”
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i have no idea what this is based on but it’s nice to see cov and birmingham in a top anything 💪
November 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
in the uk you either have to tax working people and low earners, or it’s full-on USSR, no in between unfortunately (apparently)
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
safe from mansion tax
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
i think humanity is underestimating the amount of time, effort and discourse there will be in figuring out if a picture or video is AI or not
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
look, there’s always a new budget in politics and it’s never good or easy to understand, but when last did you turn the tv on and have 3 or 4 channels discussing how awful it is? like, is this one bad? yes. is this the worst one ever? probably not
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Reposted by mistletoe hung
BATMAN'S FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF

• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• dressing up as a bat with your underwear on the outside to fight crime
• acceptance
May 11, 2023 at 5:06 PM
"we are going to have to tighten our belts"

we = lower wage workers
tighten our belts = pay more tax to prop up the multimillionaires
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
day 2 of all day workshops and today i have two, for two projects i shouldn’t be involved with, but the guy who should is off sick for a few weeks and i have no idea what’s going on
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM
"think about those alone this christmas" well if you didnt all make one silly day such a big stressful deal then they wouldn't have to be would they?
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
there are now podcasts making old memes seem factual
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
can’t believe he said this 👀
thinking about posting something contrarian for clicks
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reposted by mistletoe hung
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM