The Archivist
@collectscurios.bsky.social
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#Melan - 18+ - Roleplay only - Time Lord - They/Them - Writer is 22
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collectscurios.bsky.social
"𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘀' 𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝘃𝗶𝗲𝘄, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘂𝗻𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗹𝘆."

~ 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝘄𝗻 𝗗𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗱 𝗛𝘂𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗻
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ALT: a woman wearing a hat and a floral top smiles
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collectscurios.bsky.social
You are the last remaining Strulian, yes?

Everything about you helps my archive.
axisbound.bsky.social
how would my . . . 'interests' help your archive, exactly?
collectscurios.bsky.social
It was hammered into me at a young age
collectscurios.bsky.social
It was hammered into me at a young age
axisbound.bsky.social
you're comprehensive, aren't you?
collectscurios.bsky.social
Just taking notes about your preferences
collectscurios.bsky.social
📝📝📝
axisbound.bsky.social
women in this women in that what about women in sexy mech survival suits that i built???
collectscurios.bsky.social
Gosh, yeah, I am so hungry.
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
nice save. alright then.

we should eat.
collectscurios.bsky.social
Because you're beautiful.
collectscurios.bsky.social
Because you're beautiful.
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
because i look like some long lost lover?
collectscurios.bsky.social
A job well done.

It's hard not to flatter you.
collectscurios.bsky.social
A job well done.

It's hard not to flatter you.
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
alright, you're winning me over with all this flattery, well done.
collectscurios.bsky.social
😇

You look amazing too, I would never suggest I look better
collectscurios.bsky.social
"Sounds interesting, I'd love to have a look."

Glancing around, The Archivist shrugged, hands still for once.

"I get around."
axisbound.bsky.social
'well, that's what it is. i'll show you the machinery later. it's mostly my own work, based on the old military's reality engines, but i get some help along the way with the stuff i don't know much about.

are you from around here? i couldn't find any surviving settlements for miles.'
collectscurios.bsky.social
More rapid movements of their hand, this time actually for the new information gained.

"Have? No. Theorised about? Dreamed about? I'm sure you could find many a paper about it in the ruined labs."
collectscurios.bsky.social
😇

You look amazing too, I would never suggest I look better
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
OH.

that's completely the opposite to what i was expecting. sounds good!
collectscurios.bsky.social
Oh-

I see, I didn't mean that.

I mean I dress considerably better with you then normal.

But thanks~
collectscurios.bsky.social
More rapid movements of their hand, this time actually for the new information gained.

"Have? No. Theorised about? Dreamed about? I'm sure you could find many a paper about it in the ruined labs."
axisbound.bsky.social
'it... bends space, yes. my people were some of the first to discover the warp drive. you might say it funded our culture. we used it for trade, and weapons: spatial distortion was our primary weapon during the war.

he hesitates. '...how do you know about that? do you have warp technology *here*?'
collectscurios.bsky.social
Rolling their eyes slightly, arms folded.

"Does it fly really fast? Or does it teleport? Or bend space?"
collectscurios.bsky.social
I too wish for no ill to come to the Signora

And you have an appetite for learning
junobot.bsky.social
Query User's reasoning for this prediction.
collectscurios.bsky.social
The Signora being Natasha?

How interesting. I think you and I are going to get along, JUNOBOT
collectscurios.bsky.social
I suppose I can understand that sentiment
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
you don't. you die & do it all over again.
collectscurios.bsky.social
How do you survive so long?
collectscurios.bsky.social
Oh-

I see, I didn't mean that.

I mean I dress considerably better with you then normal.

But thanks~
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
you're not outdressing anyone! you just look good in anything.
collectscurios.bsky.social
Rolling their eyes slightly, arms folded.

"Does it fly really fast? Or does it teleport? Or bend space?"
axisbound.bsky.social
'You want me to explain the science of space flight to you? Well, I can try, but you might need to brush up on your concepts of aerodynamics for the space age.'
collectscurios.bsky.social
Vista's hand moved faster and faster as they moved to write all this down. Not because they were new to space travel (obviously) but mostly to document what they could of his body language, what little he had.

Their mind was racing, /when/ were they? How far out of Vista's normal timestream they? +
collectscurios.bsky.social
The Signora being Natasha?

How interesting. I think you and I are going to get along, JUNOBOT
junobot.bsky.social
( A robot cannot lie. )

/ / / -- / / / -- / / / PROCESSING . . .

. . .

. . . JUNOBOT was created using scrap parts from a variety of sources. It is . . . JUNOBOT's primary purpose to protect the Signora. It is the DAMA Protocol. The DAMA provides.
collectscurios.bsky.social
Wow, and Natasha made you?
collectscurios.bsky.social
Wow, and Natasha made you?
junobot.bsky.social
The equivalent processing power of - Approssimativamente - 7 - stars - in which - 'star'- is constant to the value of 2.33337 Noons.
collectscurios.bsky.social
Out of curiosity, how much information can JUNOBOT store?
collectscurios.bsky.social
How do you survive so long?
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
hell is what you make it.
collectscurios.bsky.social
An eternity of living, hm? Sounds interesting.
collectscurios.bsky.social
Come onnnnnn

Loosen up
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
oh you're a comedian?
collectscurios.bsky.social
I should drink with you more often

I dress considerably better-
collectscurios.bsky.social
I should drink with you more often

I dress considerably better-
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
it's me, i'm the secret sauce.
collectscurios.bsky.social
🙄

Something makes it hit harder

Maybe the sugar...
collectscurios.bsky.social
An eternity of living, hm? Sounds interesting.
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
in my eternity of living i've never seen a single simple thing. we are all of us just complications.
collectscurios.bsky.social
Those are...complicated questions.
collectscurios.bsky.social
🙄

Something makes it hit harder

Maybe the sugar...
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
i think that's the alcohol.
collectscurios.bsky.social
I think we are-

What ever they put in the drinks here...wow...
collectscurios.bsky.social
Those are...complicated questions.
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
1) who the fuck are you?

2) where the fuck did you come from?
collectscurios.bsky.social
I think we are-

What ever they put in the drinks here...wow...
collectscurios.bsky.social
Yeah? What about me?
crackedchessboard.bsky.social
getting to know more about you would be great too.
collectscurios.bsky.social
Yeah?

That'd be great!
collectscurios.bsky.social
Out of curiosity, how much information can JUNOBOT store?
junobot.bsky.social
JUNOBOT also seeks to gather information as part of its mission.

It will: create a file on: 'Gallifreyan' and: place 'Archivist' within its database.
collectscurios.bsky.social
Once my ship arrives, I can give you all the information you seek.

I'm an information gatherer, not a communicator...