Colucci
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CNN just pointed it out, but since no one has posted it yet, I'll be that guy. Here's today's round of Kill Your Inner Mercator: Iraq, Afghanistan, and Venezuela in a way your brain can handle
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
CNN just pointed it out, but since no one has posted it yet, I'll be that guy. Here's today's round of Kill Your Inner Mercator: Iraq, Afghanistan, and Venezuela in a way your brain can handle
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"It's your boy, Sparky1488, here on the tarmac with 'captured' Venezuelan President Madurooooooo! Slap that like button and subscribe!"
This is Maduro escorted by fed agents upon landing in NY.
And then some are filming content on their phones? What is this.
And then some are filming content on their phones? What is this.
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
"It's your boy, Sparky1488, here on the tarmac with 'captured' Venezuelan President Madurooooooo! Slap that like button and subscribe!"
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Have they drafted the statement about Maduro's suicide in his prison cell yet?
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Have they drafted the statement about Maduro's suicide in his prison cell yet?
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¿Saben cuál otro país tiene un presidente narco con un montón de recursos naturales sin explotar?
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
¿Saben cuál otro país tiene un presidente narco con un montón de recursos naturales sin explotar?
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Nadie está en obligación de saberlo y son temas complejos que llevan años de estudio, lecturas, análisis y actualizaciones. Pero qué evidente resulta hoy que la gente no sabe nada de relaciones internacionales, política, derecho internacional y tratados.
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Nadie está en obligación de saberlo y son temas complejos que llevan años de estudio, lecturas, análisis y actualizaciones. Pero qué evidente resulta hoy que la gente no sabe nada de relaciones internacionales, política, derecho internacional y tratados.
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Para la derecha latinoamericana que cree que después de que les bombardeen el país con misiles de democracia van a quedar ustedes en el poder:
Trump says he doesn’t know where Machado is nor he has talked to her. Says she is a very nice woman, “but she has no support or respect by people of Venezuela”.
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Para la derecha latinoamericana que cree que después de que les bombardeen el país con misiles de democracia van a quedar ustedes en el poder:
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No hace falta justificar que no te gusta Maduro, eh.
La noticia de hoy es que EEUU ha bombardeado un país y secuestrado a su presidente, punto. Y podría hacerlo mañana con cualquier otro que no le guste, independientemente de lo bueno o malo que sea el régimen en cuestión.
La noticia de hoy es que EEUU ha bombardeado un país y secuestrado a su presidente, punto. Y podría hacerlo mañana con cualquier otro que no le guste, independientemente de lo bueno o malo que sea el régimen en cuestión.
January 3, 2026 at 12:32 PM
No hace falta justificar que no te gusta Maduro, eh.
La noticia de hoy es que EEUU ha bombardeado un país y secuestrado a su presidente, punto. Y podría hacerlo mañana con cualquier otro que no le guste, independientemente de lo bueno o malo que sea el régimen en cuestión.
La noticia de hoy es que EEUU ha bombardeado un país y secuestrado a su presidente, punto. Y podría hacerlo mañana con cualquier otro que no le guste, independientemente de lo bueno o malo que sea el régimen en cuestión.
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This is fucking insane. Trump took over another country for oil when he can’t even run the US.
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
This is fucking insane. Trump took over another country for oil when he can’t even run the US.
Buen día para determinar quiénes tienen cerebro meramente de adorno.
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Buen día para determinar quiénes tienen cerebro meramente de adorno.
Status de Cena Navideña: Me voy a mandar una bolsa de PopCorners yo solo.
December 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Status de Cena Navideña: Me voy a mandar una bolsa de PopCorners yo solo.
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“Epstein’s brother, Mark Epstein, told the FBI in 2023 that Epstein was murdered in his jail cell because he was about to ‘name names.’ Mark Epstein, 71, who has long believed that his brother was killed, also alleged in the tip that President Trump ‘authorized’ the late sex trafficker’s murder.”
Latest Epstein files name Trump multiple times
In the more than 10,000 files released Tuesday, Jeffrey Epstein’s brother, Mark Epstein, said the sex trafficker was killed because he was going to name co-conspirators.
www.miamiherald.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“Epstein’s brother, Mark Epstein, told the FBI in 2023 that Epstein was murdered in his jail cell because he was about to ‘name names.’ Mark Epstein, 71, who has long believed that his brother was killed, also alleged in the tip that President Trump ‘authorized’ the late sex trafficker’s murder.”
Qué risa el McCartney II. Lo había olvidado. Bien fum4d0 estaba el Paul.
December 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Qué risa el McCartney II. Lo había olvidado. Bien fum4d0 estaba el Paul.
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And you will accept this obvious lie because we think you and the American public are very stupid. No more questions.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
And you will accept this obvious lie because we think you and the American public are very stupid. No more questions.
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No esperen a la segunda ronda para hacer voto útil, telepáticamente tenemos que coincidir en una persona el 1o de febrero a ver si acaso.
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
No esperen a la segunda ronda para hacer voto útil, telepáticamente tenemos que coincidir en una persona el 1o de febrero a ver si acaso.
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Creo que CR necesita un gobierno del FA para corregir estos cuatro años de abandono social, corrupción y chabacanería. Por otro lado, hay que frenar al chavismo y veo más crecimiento de Claudia Dobles, y este país ama los centros. Seguro decido mi voto el propio 1º de febrero 🙃
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Creo que CR necesita un gobierno del FA para corregir estos cuatro años de abandono social, corrupción y chabacanería. Por otro lado, hay que frenar al chavismo y veo más crecimiento de Claudia Dobles, y este país ama los centros. Seguro decido mi voto el propio 1º de febrero 🙃
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this is going to be really funny after the crash
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
this is going to be really funny after the crash
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"The only minority destroying this country are the billionaires."
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"The only minority destroying this country are the billionaires."
LEVANTATE FENIX, RISE AND SHINE
Tras alcanzar su valor más bajo en dos décadas, el tipo del cambio del dólar en el Monex suma tres sesiones consecutivas al alza
Tipo de cambio registra fuerte aumento: así cerró este 9 de diciembre
www.nacion.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
LEVANTATE FENIX, RISE AND SHINE
En mi gobierno, prohibiré los truenos y por sobre todo los aguaceros en Diciembre. La polada no se permitirá en en este magno mes.
Hashtag Colucci 2026.
Hashtag Make Diciembre Great Again.
Hashtag Colucci 2026.
Hashtag Make Diciembre Great Again.
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
En mi gobierno, prohibiré los truenos y por sobre todo los aguaceros en Diciembre. La polada no se permitirá en en este magno mes.
Hashtag Colucci 2026.
Hashtag Make Diciembre Great Again.
Hashtag Colucci 2026.
Hashtag Make Diciembre Great Again.
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It's the moment when he takes the medal out of the box and puts it on himself for me. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen lol. He's so desperate to get it.
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's the moment when he takes the medal out of the box and puts it on himself for me. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen lol. He's so desperate to get it.
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Siguiendo una vieja tradición de la FIFA: honrar a señores autócratas.
From @theathletic.com: “This is truly one of the great honors of my life.”
FIFA President Gianni Infantino awarded President Trump a new golden trophy, a golden medal and a certificate, and told him: “This is your prize, this is your peace prize.” nyti.ms/44Gy4s6
FIFA President Gianni Infantino awarded President Trump a new golden trophy, a golden medal and a certificate, and told him: “This is your prize, this is your peace prize.” nyti.ms/44Gy4s6
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Siguiendo una vieja tradición de la FIFA: honrar a señores autócratas.
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers: