— SPAMTON
@comingupnext.bsky.social
— AND LIKE YOU, I'M A GENIUS, BEFORE MY TIME!
{ WRITTEN BY OMEN }
{ 18+ }
{ WRITTEN BY OMEN }
{ 18+ }
Pinned
You get patted down? They have metal detectors and hit me with a chair if they see a bomb
They pat me down every time I come into the building so I can’t sneak my gun in
Realest shit anyone's ever said
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
You get patted down? They have metal detectors and hit me with a chair if they see a bomb
Realest shit anyone's ever said
Quick bathroom break to hit your head on the counter until you get dizzy
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Realest shit anyone's ever said
Going to work and- you guessed it- I already want to kill myself
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Going to work and- you guessed it- I already want to kill myself
... ok...
{ A little looser.}
{ A little looser.}
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
... ok...
{ A little looser.}
{ A little looser.}
Reposted by — SPAMTON
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Can you just *stop*.
Stop being so damn nice. It just makes me feel bad.
Nothing good happens when I hang out with you and Cody.
Just give up on me so I can leave in peace.
Can you just *stop*.
Stop being so damn nice. It just makes me feel bad.
Nothing good happens when I hang out with you and Cody.
Just give up on me so I can leave in peace.
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
...
Can you just *stop*.
Stop being so damn nice. It just makes me feel bad.
Nothing good happens when I hang out with you and Cody.
Just give up on me so I can leave in peace.
Can you just *stop*.
Stop being so damn nice. It just makes me feel bad.
Nothing good happens when I hang out with you and Cody.
Just give up on me so I can leave in peace.
O-Ok!
{ She sits and eats right away. She's still hung up about the tone he had, clearly obeying only not to upset him further. She's scared. }
{ She sits and eats right away. She's still hung up about the tone he had, clearly obeying only not to upset him further. She's scared. }
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
O-Ok!
{ She sits and eats right away. She's still hung up about the tone he had, clearly obeying only not to upset him further. She's scared. }
{ She sits and eats right away. She's still hung up about the tone he had, clearly obeying only not to upset him further. She's scared. }
I ccan't-!! I get scared if I upset people...
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I ccan't-!! I get scared if I upset people...
{ She freezes up entirely. }
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
{ She freezes up entirely. }
It's fiiine. Being pushed around is better once you get used to it!! It's motivating.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It's fiiine. Being pushed around is better once you get used to it!! It's motivating.
{ Her whole body shivers. }
I'm nnot allergic. I'm sorry.
I'm nnot allergic. I'm sorry.
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
{ Her whole body shivers. }
I'm nnot allergic. I'm sorry.
I'm nnot allergic. I'm sorry.
You don't have to get me anything!! I made a friend, so... It's ok!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You don't have to get me anything!! I made a friend, so... It's ok!!
I don't need food!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I don't need food!!
Is it?? I just keep falling...
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Is it?? I just keep falling...
I'm not good at standing up for myself!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I'm not good at standing up for myself!!
I keep failing. My boss wants me to do these poses or voices, but I--
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I keep failing. My boss wants me to do these poses or voices, but I--
Yyeah!! It's...
A lot.
A lot.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Yyeah!! It's...
A lot.
A lot.
I DDO!! I'm just-
Bad. At them.
Bad. At them.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I DDO!! I'm just-
Bad. At them.
Bad. At them.
{{ I think past.....
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
{{ I think past.....
Yaaay 😄 my first friend!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Yaaay 😄 my first friend!!