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Compounds Plural
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Stupid baby who needs the most attention. Disco Violins.
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Sponsored in part by The [FIRST NAME MIDDLE INITIAL LAST NAME] and [MY HUSBAND’S FIRST NAME MIDDLE INITIAL LAST NAME] Foundation for the Advancement of Horny Studies.
First rule of avoiding desuetude: do not talk about the desuetude!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Congratulations! Excited for your future endeavors!!
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
He business on my machine ‘til I’m intern—- you know what, I’m tired.
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Muse, tell me about a complicated* CPAP machine.

*I like the Wilson translation.
January 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Finally feel like I am back in the workout groove
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It feels illegal.
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Pretty weird that their idea of praxis is repeatedly saying “the fascists are right; law is just a social construct their leader can tear down at any moment.”
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Dua’s got that real groove!
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Thesis-Antithesis-Synthesis (Real Groove (Studio 2054 Remix))
January 15, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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meta-discursive comment: the incentives of social media where making an incorrect naive prediction is seen as much more embarrassing than making an incorrect cynical one are very bad.
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
You’ve failed to account for the fact that he controls our nuclear arsenal and can just vaporize everywhere blue-leaning QED /s/.
January 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Disco-very even?
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Feel like temp is 3F, but the bus fare reader was broken everyone rides for free !
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This [was] the only place.
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Last year I flew LAS-PSP, did self check-in with a bag, and, as I handed it to the very stoned bag drop lady, she checked the tag, giggled, looked at me, and went “pspspspspspspspspsppss!”
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Magdalena Bay modem noises
January 14, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Star Trek is just “Gunsmoke with lasers and social democracy.” (Complimentary).
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.

"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
There was precisely one grain of wisdom that was useful to me from one strip:

If you have a manager who HAS to change something, leave one obvious, easy thing for them to change.
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Being right about trump was boring, tedious, partisan, ideological. Being wrong about trump? Heterodox, contrarian, free thinking.
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Luv 2 have hypochondria

(Chatting with guy at gym who said he recently had a stroke and now my head tingles)
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The original Social Security Act only passed because the FDR administration allowed a “this law doesn’t apply to housemaids, farmworkers, or railroad porters” clause to be included.
January 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Putting the world back together post-Trump like this:

youtu.be/e_-w_T-t8aM?...
January 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Subtext is counterrevolutionary on the internet tho.
January 12, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I have been informed many times by NIMBYs that this doesn’t happen because it’s cheaper to keep them all vacant!
January 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
🤔
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM