Chris the DM
@confusatron.bsky.social
he/him
Musician, composer, music teacher, choir director, learner, nerd, DM, DnD enjoyer, TTRPG lover, skill collector, thing enjoyer, herald of woe, nightmare-unending, soul-drinker, dread sovereign of entropy and decay, lover of pie
venmo: Chris_the_DM
Musician, composer, music teacher, choir director, learner, nerd, DM, DnD enjoyer, TTRPG lover, skill collector, thing enjoyer, herald of woe, nightmare-unending, soul-drinker, dread sovereign of entropy and decay, lover of pie
venmo: Chris_the_DM
As someone who loves the books, Percy Jackson is fantastic and you should definitely watch it.
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
As someone who loves the books, Percy Jackson is fantastic and you should definitely watch it.
Ok I recalled incorrectly about the eyes, it IS described as "with eyes of flame", but I still think fire eyes would have been too easy and I still think you'd describe these in a similar way if you saw this thing in the wild all horrible and huge
I tried I TRIED to remember to take in-progress pictures this time but alas all I've got is the After™
Mortals of bluesky, I present: the Jabberwock. The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
I went through like three iterations and landed on "cthulu dragon mind flayer" as a color palette
Mortals of bluesky, I present: the Jabberwock. The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
I went through like three iterations and landed on "cthulu dragon mind flayer" as a color palette
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Ok I recalled incorrectly about the eyes, it IS described as "with eyes of flame", but I still think fire eyes would have been too easy and I still think you'd describe these in a similar way if you saw this thing in the wild all horrible and huge
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I’ve seen Tarrant County described as deep red a number of times, but it’s complicated. Local leadership - county judge, mayors, etc. - is solid GOP. Trump won here in 2016 (51-43) and 2024 (52-47), but Biden won narrowly in 2020. Also went for Dems over Ted Cruz in 2018 (Beto) and 2024 (Allred).
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I’ve seen Tarrant County described as deep red a number of times, but it’s complicated. Local leadership - county judge, mayors, etc. - is solid GOP. Trump won here in 2016 (51-43) and 2024 (52-47), but Biden won narrowly in 2020. Also went for Dems over Ted Cruz in 2018 (Beto) and 2024 (Allred).
Man I'm trying very hard not to sink like Artax, trying VERY hard
The world is so full of big problems I can't fix, big terrifying problems that affect real people I know (and myself), and it's hard not to just sink
Feeling helpless and trying with all my might to stay this side of hopeless
The world is so full of big problems I can't fix, big terrifying problems that affect real people I know (and myself), and it's hard not to just sink
Feeling helpless and trying with all my might to stay this side of hopeless
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Man I'm trying very hard not to sink like Artax, trying VERY hard
The world is so full of big problems I can't fix, big terrifying problems that affect real people I know (and myself), and it's hard not to just sink
Feeling helpless and trying with all my might to stay this side of hopeless
The world is so full of big problems I can't fix, big terrifying problems that affect real people I know (and myself), and it's hard not to just sink
Feeling helpless and trying with all my might to stay this side of hopeless
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If you see this, post a character that starts with A
February 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with A
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Black Colorado Ranchers Prevail After Attempts to Run Them Off the Land capitalbnews.org/black-colora...
Black Colorado Ranchers Prevail After Attempts to Run Them Off the Land
After years of facing discrimination and harassment, the Mallerys are pushing forward and fighting for change.
capitalbnews.org
February 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Black Colorado Ranchers Prevail After Attempts to Run Them Off the Land capitalbnews.org/black-colora...
I tried I TRIED to remember to take in-progress pictures this time but alas all I've got is the After™
Mortals of bluesky, I present: the Jabberwock. The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
I went through like three iterations and landed on "cthulu dragon mind flayer" as a color palette
Mortals of bluesky, I present: the Jabberwock. The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
I went through like three iterations and landed on "cthulu dragon mind flayer" as a color palette
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I tried I TRIED to remember to take in-progress pictures this time but alas all I've got is the After™
Mortals of bluesky, I present: the Jabberwock. The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
I went through like three iterations and landed on "cthulu dragon mind flayer" as a color palette
Mortals of bluesky, I present: the Jabberwock. The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
I went through like three iterations and landed on "cthulu dragon mind flayer" as a color palette
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I feel like something we as a people need to wrap our arms and minds around is that Trump literally has no concept of the truth or what's true, just as he has no concept of happiness or sadness or right and wrong. These things aren't part of his reasoning because they're not part of his world
February 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I feel like something we as a people need to wrap our arms and minds around is that Trump literally has no concept of the truth or what's true, just as he has no concept of happiness or sadness or right and wrong. These things aren't part of his reasoning because they're not part of his world
Catherine O'Hara brought a lot of joy and laughter to my family. She's always SO funny and SO in character, in every scene she's in
January 30, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Catherine O'Hara brought a lot of joy and laughter to my family. She's always SO funny and SO in character, in every scene she's in
Jo-Ann was such a superior craft store to Michaels and Hobby Lobby (never shopped at hobby lobby due to the bigotry) and now it's GONE and all we've got is MICHAELS where everything is hard to find and most things are in two or three different places GOD I hate Michaels
January 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Jo-Ann was such a superior craft store to Michaels and Hobby Lobby (never shopped at hobby lobby due to the bigotry) and now it's GONE and all we've got is MICHAELS where everything is hard to find and most things are in two or three different places GOD I hate Michaels
This stuff picks up textures so well, from molds or surfaces or whatever. It's amazing.
BUT ALSO you can paint (or drizzle or something) it onto a thing and cure it and it's like the nicest glossy varnish. And depending on how you do that it can look WET or SLIMY or SHINY or even METALLIC
BUT ALSO you can paint (or drizzle or something) it onto a thing and cure it and it's like the nicest glossy varnish. And depending on how you do that it can look WET or SLIMY or SHINY or even METALLIC
Unfortunately, I've discovered UV resin and will now be trying to use it in every project
I'm being very safe! Resin in general is really toxic, so safe is:
1) ventilated area, full respirator around uncured resin
2) gloves (nitrile NOT latex)
3) UV eye protection around curing lights
I'm being very safe! Resin in general is really toxic, so safe is:
1) ventilated area, full respirator around uncured resin
2) gloves (nitrile NOT latex)
3) UV eye protection around curing lights
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
This stuff picks up textures so well, from molds or surfaces or whatever. It's amazing.
BUT ALSO you can paint (or drizzle or something) it onto a thing and cure it and it's like the nicest glossy varnish. And depending on how you do that it can look WET or SLIMY or SHINY or even METALLIC
BUT ALSO you can paint (or drizzle or something) it onto a thing and cure it and it's like the nicest glossy varnish. And depending on how you do that it can look WET or SLIMY or SHINY or even METALLIC
It's gonna rain all day tomorrow, then sleet, then a hard freeze over night with continued precipitation, snow Saturday, high of 20° Sunday. Unironically can't wait. I hope the grid holds despite Abbott mostly ignoring it and occasionally sabotaging green energy that could help alleviate stress
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
It's gonna rain all day tomorrow, then sleet, then a hard freeze over night with continued precipitation, snow Saturday, high of 20° Sunday. Unironically can't wait. I hope the grid holds despite Abbott mostly ignoring it and occasionally sabotaging green energy that could help alleviate stress
Unfortunately, I've discovered UV resin and will now be trying to use it in every project
I'm being very safe! Resin in general is really toxic, so safe is:
1) ventilated area, full respirator around uncured resin
2) gloves (nitrile NOT latex)
3) UV eye protection around curing lights
I'm being very safe! Resin in general is really toxic, so safe is:
1) ventilated area, full respirator around uncured resin
2) gloves (nitrile NOT latex)
3) UV eye protection around curing lights
January 22, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Unfortunately, I've discovered UV resin and will now be trying to use it in every project
I'm being very safe! Resin in general is really toxic, so safe is:
1) ventilated area, full respirator around uncured resin
2) gloves (nitrile NOT latex)
3) UV eye protection around curing lights
I'm being very safe! Resin in general is really toxic, so safe is:
1) ventilated area, full respirator around uncured resin
2) gloves (nitrile NOT latex)
3) UV eye protection around curing lights
A joke where the punchline is "barf a la mule"
January 22, 2026 at 4:34 PM
A joke where the punchline is "barf a la mule"
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Salt -- and I can't stress this enough -- your pasta water aggressively. I'm talking a HANDFUL of kosher salt. It should taste like the sea. Your baseline happiness will improve
January 18, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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rarely is there good news out of Texas so when there is we should celebrate it
For the first time ever, Texas got more power from solar than coal last year.
Chart: Solar is finally bigger than coal in Texas
Sure, coal had a comeback in 2025. But the year also marked the first time Texas got more power from solar than from the increasingly expensive fossil…
www.canarymedia.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
rarely is there good news out of Texas so when there is we should celebrate it
I've said this before but I unironically love this David Lynch meme moment. I love it as a creator. Because LISTEN, you don't owe anyone an explanation or even a reason something you made is important or worthwhile or meaningful. INCLUDING YOURSELF
January 17, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I've said this before but I unironically love this David Lynch meme moment. I love it as a creator. Because LISTEN, you don't owe anyone an explanation or even a reason something you made is important or worthwhile or meaningful. INCLUDING YOURSELF
Salt -- and I can't stress this enough -- your pasta water aggressively. I'm talking a HANDFUL of kosher salt. It should taste like the sea. Your baseline happiness will improve
January 17, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Salt -- and I can't stress this enough -- your pasta water aggressively. I'm talking a HANDFUL of kosher salt. It should taste like the sea. Your baseline happiness will improve
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I can be a very practical and empirical person much of the time, and David Lynch was one of those creators who was able to make me stop for a moment, look in the face of reality's endless absurdity, and just shrug, and say, "why the hell not?"
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I can be a very practical and empirical person much of the time, and David Lynch was one of those creators who was able to make me stop for a moment, look in the face of reality's endless absurdity, and just shrug, and say, "why the hell not?"
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David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
Your life could be slightly better if you occasionally put hot chocolate mix in your coffee
January 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Your life could be slightly better if you occasionally put hot chocolate mix in your coffee
Forgot my Adderall today and oh man the brain fog is thick
January 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Forgot my Adderall today and oh man the brain fog is thick
Listen, I'm in my cave trying to live through all of this with my mental health intact, but don't even think of saying I don't care
January 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Listen, I'm in my cave trying to live through all of this with my mental health intact, but don't even think of saying I don't care