Conner
@connerw0309.bsky.social
16, he/him, from Indiana
Autistic
Poster of terrible jokes and presumed normal person. No MAGA, DMs, AI, or scammers.
All opinions posted are my own.
Autistic
Poster of terrible jokes and presumed normal person. No MAGA, DMs, AI, or scammers.
All opinions posted are my own.
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Conner
@connerw0309.bsky.social
· May 18
God, I miss being young and not having to care or worry about anything.
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What do you mean, I still am? I'm too anxious to be a kid. Fuck off.
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What do you mean, I still am? I'm too anxious to be a kid. Fuck off.
Valentine's Day is interesting because for some reason I have nothing better to do in terms of celebrating it than wondering who Valentine is.
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Valentine's Day is interesting because for some reason I have nothing better to do in terms of celebrating it than wondering who Valentine is.
I don't even watch the Super Bowl, but the fact that there are people who genuinely spent months complaining that it involved a five-minute musical performance by a man from Puerto Rico still amazes me.
It's almost like the whole thing was stupid and there was no real problem in the first place.
It's almost like the whole thing was stupid and there was no real problem in the first place.
February 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I don't even watch the Super Bowl, but the fact that there are people who genuinely spent months complaining that it involved a five-minute musical performance by a man from Puerto Rico still amazes me.
It's almost like the whole thing was stupid and there was no real problem in the first place.
It's almost like the whole thing was stupid and there was no real problem in the first place.
I could make a lot of bad jokes about this, but I'm not going to because I've never heard of a worse joke than Rylie.
Go Katherine! #BB27
Go Katherine! #BB27
February 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I could make a lot of bad jokes about this, but I'm not going to because I've never heard of a worse joke than Rylie.
Go Katherine! #BB27
Go Katherine! #BB27
I am now more excited about the Tomodachi Life sequel's release than my own birthday.
Is this what getting old feels like?
Is this what getting old feels like?
January 29, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I am now more excited about the Tomodachi Life sequel's release than my own birthday.
Is this what getting old feels like?
Is this what getting old feels like?
My #Survivor50 hot take is that, because it's "In the Hands of the Fans", they should've let America vote on which celebrities should make cameos instead.
Because honestly, they chose Mr. Beast.
Because honestly, they chose Mr. Beast.
January 27, 2026 at 9:06 PM
My #Survivor50 hot take is that, because it's "In the Hands of the Fans", they should've let America vote on which celebrities should make cameos instead.
Because honestly, they chose Mr. Beast.
Because honestly, they chose Mr. Beast.
Today I learned that the Seahawks are a football team and that the Super Bowl does not involve competitive eating.
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Today I learned that the Seahawks are a football team and that the Super Bowl does not involve competitive eating.
The United States is not at war with Venezuela.
Trump is at war with Venezuela. The rest of us with any decency at all are just as angry as the rest of the world.
Trump is at war with Venezuela. The rest of us with any decency at all are just as angry as the rest of the world.
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
The United States is not at war with Venezuela.
Trump is at war with Venezuela. The rest of us with any decency at all are just as angry as the rest of the world.
Trump is at war with Venezuela. The rest of us with any decency at all are just as angry as the rest of the world.
New year initiated.
Welcome, 2026. We've been expecting you.
Welcome, 2026. We've been expecting you.
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
New year initiated.
Welcome, 2026. We've been expecting you.
Welcome, 2026. We've been expecting you.
It's still going to be 2025 here for another five hours.
Happy New Year to the other three quarters of the planet! I am incredibly jealous of you.
Happy New Year to the other three quarters of the planet! I am incredibly jealous of you.
January 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
It's still going to be 2025 here for another five hours.
Happy New Year to the other three quarters of the planet! I am incredibly jealous of you.
Happy New Year to the other three quarters of the planet! I am incredibly jealous of you.
Yet another reason to hate Indiana: 2025 ends a lot later here.
It's 11 AM on New Year's EVE.
It's 11 AM on New Year's EVE.
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yet another reason to hate Indiana: 2025 ends a lot later here.
It's 11 AM on New Year's EVE.
It's 11 AM on New Year's EVE.
I think we should all just not make bingo cards for 2026. The ones we used for 2025 were absolutely horrible.
December 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I think we should all just not make bingo cards for 2026. The ones we used for 2025 were absolutely horrible.
Does anyone remember what album Mickey chose to listen to when she was HOH? I figured it might be a nice tribute to her to listen to it (provided it's nothing crazy, of course). #BB27
December 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Does anyone remember what album Mickey chose to listen to when she was HOH? I figured it might be a nice tribute to her to listen to it (provided it's nothing crazy, of course). #BB27
Hearing the news that Mickey passed away yesterday was absolutely unimaginable.
I may not have been the nicest about her during the season, but this is awful. Nobody should have to go this early or suddenly, and I offer my condolences to her family and fellow houseguests. #BB27
I may not have been the nicest about her during the season, but this is awful. Nobody should have to go this early or suddenly, and I offer my condolences to her family and fellow houseguests. #BB27
When I got on Bluesky and saw the news about Mickey, I hoped for her sake that some jerk had only made it up.
That was not the case.
I'm incredibly worried for her but glad that she's at least in stable condition. Here's hoping she recovers quickly. #BB27
That was not the case.
I'm incredibly worried for her but glad that she's at least in stable condition. Here's hoping she recovers quickly. #BB27
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hearing the news that Mickey passed away yesterday was absolutely unimaginable.
I may not have been the nicest about her during the season, but this is awful. Nobody should have to go this early or suddenly, and I offer my condolences to her family and fellow houseguests. #BB27
I may not have been the nicest about her during the season, but this is awful. Nobody should have to go this early or suddenly, and I offer my condolences to her family and fellow houseguests. #BB27
Christmas 2025: it's still warm outside and instead of holiday music I hear somebody loudly playing "Lady Marmalade" in the other room.
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Christmas 2025: it's still warm outside and instead of holiday music I hear somebody loudly playing "Lady Marmalade" in the other room.
This year for Christmas, my family got me some things to make my reality TV obsession even MORE insufferable!
They really do love me 🥹 #BB27 #Survivor49
They really do love me 🥹 #BB27 #Survivor49
December 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
This year for Christmas, my family got me some things to make my reality TV obsession even MORE insufferable!
They really do love me 🥹 #BB27 #Survivor49
They really do love me 🥹 #BB27 #Survivor49
This Christmas, let it be known once and for all that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This Christmas, let it be known once and for all that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.
When I got on Bluesky and saw the news about Mickey, I hoped for her sake that some jerk had only made it up.
That was not the case.
I'm incredibly worried for her but glad that she's at least in stable condition. Here's hoping she recovers quickly. #BB27
That was not the case.
I'm incredibly worried for her but glad that she's at least in stable condition. Here's hoping she recovers quickly. #BB27
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When I got on Bluesky and saw the news about Mickey, I hoped for her sake that some jerk had only made it up.
That was not the case.
I'm incredibly worried for her but glad that she's at least in stable condition. Here's hoping she recovers quickly. #BB27
That was not the case.
I'm incredibly worried for her but glad that she's at least in stable condition. Here's hoping she recovers quickly. #BB27
In honor of the holiday season I am granting each of you permission to use this post to force one (1) Christmas song on the rest of Bluesky.
As long as it's not by Wham!.
As long as it's not by Wham!.
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
In honor of the holiday season I am granting each of you permission to use this post to force one (1) Christmas song on the rest of Bluesky.
As long as it's not by Wham!.
As long as it's not by Wham!.
My takeaways from #Survivor49:
-Anyone whose nickname for themself includes the word "god" is probably annoying as hell.
-The most dangerous snakes in Survivor are not the players.
-I like the name Sage.
-I need to actually watch an episode from this season at some point.
-Anyone whose nickname for themself includes the word "god" is probably annoying as hell.
-The most dangerous snakes in Survivor are not the players.
-I like the name Sage.
-I need to actually watch an episode from this season at some point.
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My takeaways from #Survivor49:
-Anyone whose nickname for themself includes the word "god" is probably annoying as hell.
-The most dangerous snakes in Survivor are not the players.
-I like the name Sage.
-I need to actually watch an episode from this season at some point.
-Anyone whose nickname for themself includes the word "god" is probably annoying as hell.
-The most dangerous snakes in Survivor are not the players.
-I like the name Sage.
-I need to actually watch an episode from this season at some point.
Why sign up for Big Brother? There are many reasons:
-Can't see the news
-No bills/taxes
-No kids
-Getting paid to do it (and win)
-Bragging rights
-Get to become a meme
-Get to show the world how much fifteen other people annoy you
-Maybe find one person who doesn't suck
-Can't see the news
#BB27
-Can't see the news
-No bills/taxes
-No kids
-Getting paid to do it (and win)
-Bragging rights
-Get to become a meme
-Get to show the world how much fifteen other people annoy you
-Maybe find one person who doesn't suck
-Can't see the news
#BB27
December 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why sign up for Big Brother? There are many reasons:
-Can't see the news
-No bills/taxes
-No kids
-Getting paid to do it (and win)
-Bragging rights
-Get to become a meme
-Get to show the world how much fifteen other people annoy you
-Maybe find one person who doesn't suck
-Can't see the news
#BB27
-Can't see the news
-No bills/taxes
-No kids
-Getting paid to do it (and win)
-Bragging rights
-Get to become a meme
-Get to show the world how much fifteen other people annoy you
-Maybe find one person who doesn't suck
-Can't see the news
#BB27
A Gaston movie existing was not the facepalm moment I thought I needed, but it was the facepalm moment I got.
Seriously, we have enough terrible people on TV already.
Seriously, we have enough terrible people on TV already.
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A Gaston movie existing was not the facepalm moment I thought I needed, but it was the facepalm moment I got.
Seriously, we have enough terrible people on TV already.
Seriously, we have enough terrible people on TV already.