Conner
@connerw0309.bsky.social
16, he/him, from Indiana
Autistic
Poster of terrible jokes and presumed normal person. No MAGA, DMs, AI, or scammers.
All opinions posted are my own.
Autistic
Poster of terrible jokes and presumed normal person. No MAGA, DMs, AI, or scammers.
All opinions posted are my own.
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Conner
@connerw0309.bsky.social
· May 18
God, I miss being young and not having to care or worry about anything.
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What do you mean, I still am? I'm too anxious to be a kid. Fuck off.
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What do you mean, I still am? I'm too anxious to be a kid. Fuck off.
Dear people who still use the #BB27 tag for advertising:
The season ended three months ago. Nobody's here. We get maybe five tagged posts a day now. You're advertising to nobody.
I'm sure nobody is happy to read it, though.
The season ended three months ago. Nobody's here. We get maybe five tagged posts a day now. You're advertising to nobody.
I'm sure nobody is happy to read it, though.
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Dear people who still use the #BB27 tag for advertising:
The season ended three months ago. Nobody's here. We get maybe five tagged posts a day now. You're advertising to nobody.
I'm sure nobody is happy to read it, though.
The season ended three months ago. Nobody's here. We get maybe five tagged posts a day now. You're advertising to nobody.
I'm sure nobody is happy to read it, though.
Time's Person of the Year is "the architects of AI".
You know what, after last year's pick, why did I not see this coming...
You know what, after last year's pick, why did I not see this coming...
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Time's Person of the Year is "the architects of AI".
You know what, after last year's pick, why did I not see this coming...
You know what, after last year's pick, why did I not see this coming...
I know I've said this a few times before with a few pairs, but the Lauren and Adrian ship I really don't see.
Particularly since Adrian is currently in a happy relationship with his loaf of bread. #BB27
Particularly since Adrian is currently in a happy relationship with his loaf of bread. #BB27
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I know I've said this a few times before with a few pairs, but the Lauren and Adrian ship I really don't see.
Particularly since Adrian is currently in a happy relationship with his loaf of bread. #BB27
Particularly since Adrian is currently in a happy relationship with his loaf of bread. #BB27
UPDATE: The Keanu Apology Tour, Volume Whatever-The-Hell-This-Is-Now, has officially begun.
He's still an ass though. #BB27
He's still an ass though. #BB27
Q: What's the difference between Keanu and the Buttler?
A: The Buttler has a giant ass, but Keanu just is one.
#BB27
A: The Buttler has a giant ass, but Keanu just is one.
#BB27
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
UPDATE: The Keanu Apology Tour, Volume Whatever-The-Hell-This-Is-Now, has officially begun.
He's still an ass though. #BB27
He's still an ass though. #BB27
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I often see people on Bluesky using memes to make a political statement. I don't think that's a bad idea.
But you know you're allowed to draw them, right? Or Photoshop them? Type a sentence next to a picture, even?
You don't need AI to generate them for you.
But you know you're allowed to draw them, right? Or Photoshop them? Type a sentence next to a picture, even?
You don't need AI to generate them for you.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I often see people on Bluesky using memes to make a political statement. I don't think that's a bad idea.
But you know you're allowed to draw them, right? Or Photoshop them? Type a sentence next to a picture, even?
You don't need AI to generate them for you.
But you know you're allowed to draw them, right? Or Photoshop them? Type a sentence next to a picture, even?
You don't need AI to generate them for you.
Shoutout to Morgan Pope for being the only person from #BB27 who isn't allowed to talk to other BB alumni without fans shipping them together.
Also a shoutout to Vince, Paul, Joseph, Kat...
Also a shoutout to Vince, Paul, Joseph, Kat...
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Shoutout to Morgan Pope for being the only person from #BB27 who isn't allowed to talk to other BB alumni without fans shipping them together.
Also a shoutout to Vince, Paul, Joseph, Kat...
Also a shoutout to Vince, Paul, Joseph, Kat...
An interesting thing I've noticed about the #BB27 cast is that it's entirely possible for someone to be cool and likeable on TV but not in person.
Ironically, the opposite, for the most part, has yet to be proven true.
Ironically, the opposite, for the most part, has yet to be proven true.
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
An interesting thing I've noticed about the #BB27 cast is that it's entirely possible for someone to be cool and likeable on TV but not in person.
Ironically, the opposite, for the most part, has yet to be proven true.
Ironically, the opposite, for the most part, has yet to be proven true.
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
On the fourth day of December I got so desperate to have a little goddamn cheer in my life that I started mentally ending every post about negative world events with "And a partridge in a pear tree".
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
On the fourth day of December I got so desperate to have a little goddamn cheer in my life that I started mentally ending every post about negative world events with "And a partridge in a pear tree".
Back in my day, the point of a refrigerator was to keep food cold.
We couldn't even watch TV on one. We used a separate thing for that, called a TV.
We couldn't even watch TV on one. We used a separate thing for that, called a TV.
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Back in my day, the point of a refrigerator was to keep food cold.
We couldn't even watch TV on one. We used a separate thing for that, called a TV.
We couldn't even watch TV on one. We used a separate thing for that, called a TV.
I'm pretty sure that if I were to do the Bluesky Harvest thing
-Half of my most used words are swears
-Half of my most used words relate to reality TV
-Half of my most used words are something random, like "banana"
Also, three halves is 100% now. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
-Half of my most used words are swears
-Half of my most used words relate to reality TV
-Half of my most used words are something random, like "banana"
Also, three halves is 100% now. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I'm pretty sure that if I were to do the Bluesky Harvest thing
-Half of my most used words are swears
-Half of my most used words relate to reality TV
-Half of my most used words are something random, like "banana"
Also, three halves is 100% now. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
-Half of my most used words are swears
-Half of my most used words relate to reality TV
-Half of my most used words are something random, like "banana"
Also, three halves is 100% now. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ew, December.
Which one of you came up with this crap? You're being sued.
Which one of you came up with this crap? You're being sued.
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ew, December.
Which one of you came up with this crap? You're being sued.
Which one of you came up with this crap? You're being sued.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
As today is the day before Thanksgiving, a friendly reminder:
You are not obligated to make a feast if you don't want to.
You are not obligated to invite people over, or to accept an invite, if you don't want to.
You are not obligated to observe Thanksgiving altogether if you don't want to.
You are not obligated to make a feast if you don't want to.
You are not obligated to invite people over, or to accept an invite, if you don't want to.
You are not obligated to observe Thanksgiving altogether if you don't want to.
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
As today is the day before Thanksgiving, a friendly reminder:
You are not obligated to make a feast if you don't want to.
You are not obligated to invite people over, or to accept an invite, if you don't want to.
You are not obligated to observe Thanksgiving altogether if you don't want to.
You are not obligated to make a feast if you don't want to.
You are not obligated to invite people over, or to accept an invite, if you don't want to.
You are not obligated to observe Thanksgiving altogether if you don't want to.
I've been sick with a minor cold since Sunday, so I've been making it fun by fighting it off like I'm in a Pokemon battle.
"Conner used Cough Drop! It's not very effective..."
"Conner used Cough Drop! It's not very effective..."
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I've been sick with a minor cold since Sunday, so I've been making it fun by fighting it off like I'm in a Pokemon battle.
"Conner used Cough Drop! It's not very effective..."
"Conner used Cough Drop! It's not very effective..."
Alright, #BB27 fans, my curiosity needs your assistance.
My mind will not shut up about a very vague memory where a famous singer came into the Big Brother (US version) house and performed for some of the houseguests as a reward. Has this ever actually happened and who was it?
My mind will not shut up about a very vague memory where a famous singer came into the Big Brother (US version) house and performed for some of the houseguests as a reward. Has this ever actually happened and who was it?
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Alright, #BB27 fans, my curiosity needs your assistance.
My mind will not shut up about a very vague memory where a famous singer came into the Big Brother (US version) house and performed for some of the houseguests as a reward. Has this ever actually happened and who was it?
My mind will not shut up about a very vague memory where a famous singer came into the Big Brother (US version) house and performed for some of the houseguests as a reward. Has this ever actually happened and who was it?
Bluesky: That one app where the number one trending topic is inserting Charlie Brown into random sentences.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Bluesky: That one app where the number one trending topic is inserting Charlie Brown into random sentences.