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Carl Craigslist
@conroybumpus.bsky.social
I’ve seen blokes on nonce sting videos speak with more confidence than that ref, voice cracking as he justifies the VAR decision over the stadium tannoy
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Train home is teeming with rugby fans. Hope we get derailed
February 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I love how clumsy Gyokeres is. Bet he loads the dishwasher by just chucking everything on top of each other. They still get cleaned!
February 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Gyokeres beating his man to slot in
January 31, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Jeffrey Epstein uploaded 38 photos to the photo album “Random”
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Living in the future is class
January 30, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Frankly incredible job listing
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Every picture of Neil Young with a pono makes him look like a ‘sovereign citizen’ from Yeovil measuring 5G near birds and cats.
Neil Young should try releasing the pono music player again, I want one
January 27, 2026 at 12:59 PM
We’re playing like mid 90s Graham Arsenal, but minus a killer of a striker up front to mop everything up. Pretty gruelling watching us spend most of the game nervously trying to thumb it in
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Bet Jack Roworth will come off the bench and score for Forest
January 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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“To Dare Is To Boo.”
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Last throw of the dice from Thomas Frank here
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Honking at Musk’s PS1 face
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Might skip the last five mins and update my LinkedIn profile
January 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Gyokeres on the team bus
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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These are apparently facial reconstructions of a 2,300-year-old Pazyryk Scythian male and female from the same kurgan in Berel, Kazakhstan and not - as I first thought - that couple I met at a Spiral Tribe soundsystem in 1992 who sold me E that turned out to be paracetamol.
January 8, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Hell exists on earth
January 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
December 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Gyokeres looks like me playing five a side atm. Running around and looking busy but physically consumed by dread and fear
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Who is this blonde twink warming up for Brighton? Looks about 17
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Annual game purchase quandary: Stalker 2, or shell out for the remaster and play Skyrim for the *third* time?
December 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
This is incredibly sick. No Sleep Till 12 Pins
December 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM