Conzo
@conzo.bsky.social
9.1K followers 74 following 120 posts
Hello, it’s a me, a conzo! Sorry about being naked on your TV, socials, and radio (don’t ask me how I pulled that off) Started an animal sanctuary by being a wee ho ho ho
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Modern day suspenders
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Do lil peaches do well over here on blue?
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Mind if I add ya too??
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Don’t tell the landlord that you’re over I’m not allowed to have pets
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Make like a frog and rimit rimit
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I’m in for a penny if you’re in for a pound x
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On a scale of 1-10 how sexy we finding a bit of belly in this economy?
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What an odd thing to say
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Just your average grounded 2 enjoyer
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Started a free onlyfans if you’re in the market for that type of thing (in the comments)
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Let that thing hang out from time to time
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Authorised personnel only
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Oh no what if I just took these off? You’d probably hate that right?
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Putting a 50% discount on my spicy page always makes me smile, because I’d like to think of someone seeing my hole and ole and saying “Hell I’d pay the whole 10 quid to see this thing.”
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Thank god my undies aren’t see through so no one knows what I’m doing (if you wanna find out check the comments)
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Little pre shower wiggles
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Feeling super thankful!
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Well on track to planting 3500 trees this year, all because I started shaking ass on the internet
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The charity car failed its mot and will cost more to fix it than we bought it for, so I’m currently on a bus with my wellies on my way to plant a couple hundred trees. If there is a way I will do it
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This is how I look as I try to seduce the grandpa in the changing room
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I can’t cast the first stone I have performance anxiety 😞
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You know it’s a good booty photo when you start throwing up the thumbs