Conzo
@conzo.bsky.social
Hello, it’s a me, a conzo! Sorry about being naked on your TV, socials, and radio (don’t ask me how I pulled that off)
Started an animal sanctuary by being a wee ho ho ho
Started an animal sanctuary by being a wee ho ho ho
Sorry guys, the TV Gods have censored me with a conveniently placed plant
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Sorry guys, the TV Gods have censored me with a conveniently placed plant
Damn, set the camera a little too high
February 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Damn, set the camera a little too high
Me and my cactus saw you from across the bar
February 6, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Me and my cactus saw you from across the bar
I heard there's a waning moon tonight
February 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I heard there's a waning moon tonight
Just a cheeky progress pic
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Just a cheeky progress pic
Showing off my Haggis pelt - DON'T google it
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Showing off my Haggis pelt - DON'T google it
Look what I smuggled back from Morocco! 0/10 - Do NOT recommend... Just pay the delivery fees
February 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Look what I smuggled back from Morocco! 0/10 - Do NOT recommend... Just pay the delivery fees
Your new Wallpaper just dropped
February 1, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Your new Wallpaper just dropped
Paint me like one of your french girls
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Paint me like one of your french girls
Why'd you pull the plug? We're not done
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Why'd you pull the plug? We're not done
Peaches are back in season (somewhere in the world I'm sure)
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Peaches are back in season (somewhere in the world I'm sure)
Don’t tell the landlord that you’re over I’m not allowed to have pets
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Don’t tell the landlord that you’re over I’m not allowed to have pets
So nonchalant it’s like I didn’t put up a tripod and pose
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
So nonchalant it’s like I didn’t put up a tripod and pose
You feeling seduced yet or should I try again?
January 26, 2026 at 1:00 PM
You feeling seduced yet or should I try again?
No it's not a Christmas photo, you just need glasses (and I need to make more content)
January 25, 2026 at 1:00 PM
No it's not a Christmas photo, you just need glasses (and I need to make more content)
I may not have the biggest balls, but I sure do have the most
January 24, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I may not have the biggest balls, but I sure do have the most
I've got the "M" covered, I just Need "Y", "C", & "A"
January 23, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I've got the "M" covered, I just Need "Y", "C", & "A"
I really don't think your sheets are suited for a Scottish winter
January 22, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I really don't think your sheets are suited for a Scottish winter
This jiggle is for you, no one else
January 21, 2026 at 1:00 PM
This jiggle is for you, no one else
What's the passenger princess equivalent here?
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
What's the passenger princess equivalent here?
Next I'll do a handstand
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Next I'll do a handstand
Neither of us thought you'd get this far... but you got me. Now what?
January 18, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Neither of us thought you'd get this far... but you got me. Now what?
Nothing like a hard floor to get the kink out your back
January 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Nothing like a hard floor to get the kink out your back
I’ll give you one ball if you give me your love forever
January 16, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I’ll give you one ball if you give me your love forever
Got my party outfit on if you’re ready for me @fetishdaddygear
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Got my party outfit on if you’re ready for me @fetishdaddygear