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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹
@cookierambles.bsky.social
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The one and only Cookie Rambles. Was LaurenRambles on the tweeter. Known as TheConstantRambler. You can find me on IMDB if you know where to look. Currently living my best life in CO with my wife and Ziggy (our corgi).
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 15h
The sexy lil shark smile as he cuts off your healthcare. ***chef’s kiss***
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 17h
I don't even own a television. 😂 He is all the entertainment i need.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
What a cutie!
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
Yes! Magical! ❤️😍
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
Those are my top 2 as well. How is the whole party failing to meet these 2 tiny specifications? It's literally my life or death. It's literally humanity. 😭💔
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
But like Spaceballs dystopian.
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 23h
2025 is about reading the most dystopian bullshit you've ever seen and then having to still go to the store.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
To me they are like seeing narwhals in the wild, magical unicorns. 😍 Heterochromia
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
We have federal jurisdiction over the Caribbean Sea/Atlantic Ocean. 🧐🤡
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
Nah, i hope she chafes straddling the line. She can stay over there.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
Vladmir was standing on their land a few weeks ago. I imagine that didn't go well with Alaskans.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
Say it out loud Baby! 😀
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
Zigs is a corgi/aussie, which is why he has "long" legs. 😂 I'm not sure of his lineage either. He's 100% sillypants.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
He plucks my heartstrings every day.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18h
10 months in and it's still "a concept of a plan". 😂

MTG needs years to learn.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h
CNN: Marjorie Taylor Greene says Republicans have no healthcare solutions. What do you say to her?

REP. PETE SESSIONS: She needs a couple more years in office and she would learn that we do have ideas on the table
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 19h
😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 19h
Ziggy has one blue eye and one brown eye, hence the name Ziggy Stardust 😁
Ziggy the corgi in bed.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 19h
All games need to include one Ziggy
Corgi laying on top of board game.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 19h
How did she meet Donald? 🧐
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 19h
Don't take my word for it, just check my website. 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 19h
...and he is so unbothered that he needed to state his real height several times. 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 19h
Still a concept of a plan, while we all lose coverage of an actual plan.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 19h
Maybe she is against pedophilia. They are literally raping children. I can't see anyone sleeping at night while defending pedophilia.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 20h
Your outfit is fire but those shoes have my whole heart.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 20h
Maybe have a meeting in public Mikey. Let the cameras into these meetings. We don't need your hearsay anymore.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 @cookierambles.bsky.social · 20h
It takes a lot of time and focus to protect pedophiles. He even shut down his own lane.
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