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Half-fly half-man, I guess that makes me a flan. Astro/space, archaeology, history, extreme dogs walker, Whippet wrangler, ex-RAF, severe tinnitus sufferer. Fav dino = Pachycephalosaurus
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International Astronomy Show tomorrow anyone?
Do I really have to say which one is the before and after picture? Still drop dead gorgeous anyway
O2 are you ripping the piss? My £10 sim only contract now costing £14.30 (that's a 43% increase). At least Dick Turpin wore a mask.
Remember when Saturday morning sexercise used to be a thing? Now I just struggle to choose a pair of socks to put on.
This morning's hardest task is choosing which pair of middle age man socks to wear
I put the sprouts on boil 2 months ago...
Middle age has truly struck. Couldn't resist the urge of buying clothes from Crew Clothing and Joules but have at least managed to resist the temptation of coloured chinos. Small wins people, small wins...
When you've paid for a car service up front already but then they tell you that you need 4 new tyres, front brakes and some other bollocks and suddenly down £660
Had a haircut. Nasal, ear and eyebrows trim declined as the barbers shears do possess the strength to trim such manly ruggedness. Scientist should really investigate the tensile strength of such hairs in men over 50 for scientific breakthroughs. Trust me.
Absolute refusal to get a 3 year phone contract. I think I have finally turned into my Dad.
Popped some wallpaper up with Mrs C. Divorce solicitors, paramedics and UN negotiators can now stand down.
Why the fuck is a standard chocolate bar now only 2 inches long?
In the news: Nonce gives up title
Got my first 100 day streak on Wordle and now I think I'm Susie Dent
I know it's a bit 1980s but I've just ordered a beanbag
£9:30 for two hours fucking parking? Never going back to Brighton.
Hammered the bookshop at Scotney Castle. Got books on welding, Haynes manuals on Type 45 Destroyers and Astute class nuclear attack submarines. Just need a shipyard now.
Stopping in Hastings. To be honest, it doesn't look like it's recovered from 1066.
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Yes, I know he's looking a little flush and red, he's just been running through Sherwood Forest
Do I really have to point out I'M THE ONE ON THE LEFT
I mean, he's so lifelike, like Frankenstein's monster, reborn as Robin Hood. I'm so proud of him I might formally adopt him. I did create him, I feel a little avuncular towards him
Also tomorrow is also the anniversary of the battle of #Crecy in 1346. The Lord of our parish of #Greasley attended Crecy and defeated the French. Perhaps I could send Robin with his bow, quiver of arrows, sword and aventail
Today was scarecrow competition day at the allotments. We did not win. I feel I have let down this brave bowmen of #Nottinghamshire with my Robin Hood.
Started using VPNs when I took a security course many years ago. Never use a webcam, never duplicate a password, never store credit card info. It's only a matter of time when that info gets hacked