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Half-fly half-man, I guess that makes me a flan. Astro/space, archaeology, history, extreme dogs walker, Whippet wrangler, ex-RAF, severe tinnitus sufferer. Fav dino = Pachycephalosaurus

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Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 6h

International Astronomy Show tomorrow anyone?

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 8h

Do I really have to say which one is the before and after picture? Still drop dead gorgeous anyway

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 2d

O2 are you ripping the piss? My £10 sim only contract now costing £14.30 (that's a 43% increase). At least Dick Turpin wore a mask.

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 6d

Remember when Saturday morning sexercise used to be a thing? Now I just struggle to choose a pair of socks to put on.

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 6d

This morning's hardest task is choosing which pair of middle age man socks to wear

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Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 6d

I put the sprouts on boil 2 months ago...

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Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 7d

Middle age has truly struck. Couldn't resist the urge of buying clothes from Crew Clothing and Joules but have at least managed to resist the temptation of coloured chinos. Small wins people, small wins...

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 9d

When you've paid for a car service up front already but then they tell you that you need 4 new tyres, front brakes and some other bollocks and suddenly down £660

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 11d

Had a haircut. Nasal, ear and eyebrows trim declined as the barbers shears do possess the strength to trim such manly ruggedness. Scientist should really investigate the tensile strength of such hairs in men over 50 for scientific breakthroughs. Trust me.

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 12d

Absolute refusal to get a 3 year phone contract. I think I have finally turned into my Dad.

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 12d

Popped some wallpaper up with Mrs C. Divorce solicitors, paramedics and UN negotiators can now stand down.

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 13d

Why the fuck is a standard chocolate bar now only 2 inches long?

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 13d

In the news: Nonce gives up title

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 15d

Got my first 100 day streak on Wordle and now I think I'm Susie Dent

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · 20d

I know it's a bit 1980s but I've just ordered a beanbag

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · Sep 11

£9:30 for two hours fucking parking? Never going back to Brighton.

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · Sep 6

Hammered the bookshop at Scotney Castle. Got books on welding, Haynes manuals on Type 45 Destroyers and Astute class nuclear attack submarines. Just need a shipyard now.

Cookie @cooknick.bsky.social · Sep 6

Stopping in Hastings. To be honest, it doesn't look like it's recovered from 1066.

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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · Sep 4

The new face of Reform.