dB Cooper
@coolerpseudonym.bsky.social
“And so goes he forth: a clamless shell, as it were—a man of straw—a house untenanted—a futile, motile void."
- George Herriman
Philosophy PhD
Leftist ✡︎
Mastodon: @[email protected]
- George Herriman
Philosophy PhD
Leftist ✡︎
Mastodon: @[email protected]
New derby name
Polly Seamy
Polly Seamy
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
New derby name
Polly Seamy
Polly Seamy
Hot dog stand on Zanzibar
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Hot dog stand on Zanzibar
I need an app such that I type in all the different types of alcohol and mixers I have, and it references a common bartending guide, and spits out a list of all the cocktails I can actually make without going to the liquor store.
I have a feeling this might even exist.
#cocktails
I have a feeling this might even exist.
#cocktails
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I need an app such that I type in all the different types of alcohol and mixers I have, and it references a common bartending guide, and spits out a list of all the cocktails I can actually make without going to the liquor store.
I have a feeling this might even exist.
#cocktails
I have a feeling this might even exist.
#cocktails
Tell me of the light sweet crudes of your homeland, Usul
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Tell me of the light sweet crudes of your homeland, Usul
Yeah, this is a huge mistake
in addition to being a criminal act
I’m against it
in addition to being a criminal act
I’m against it
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Yeah, this is a huge mistake
in addition to being a criminal act
I’m against it
in addition to being a criminal act
I’m against it
The whole city smells like skunk
There are four things I can’t tell apart very well:
skunk
weed
roasting coffee
something burning down some ways away
There are four things I can’t tell apart very well:
skunk
weed
roasting coffee
something burning down some ways away
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The whole city smells like skunk
There are four things I can’t tell apart very well:
skunk
weed
roasting coffee
something burning down some ways away
There are four things I can’t tell apart very well:
skunk
weed
roasting coffee
something burning down some ways away
First they took “metaphysics” away from philosophy, to describe new age nonsense
Now they’re taking “human sciences” to describe anti-aging supplements
Stop it
Now they’re taking “human sciences” to describe anti-aging supplements
Stop it
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
First they took “metaphysics” away from philosophy, to describe new age nonsense
Now they’re taking “human sciences” to describe anti-aging supplements
Stop it
Now they’re taking “human sciences” to describe anti-aging supplements
Stop it
before you coin a new word
check if there is already a word
and
consider if it needs a word
check if there is already a word
and
consider if it needs a word
January 1, 2026 at 10:04 PM
before you coin a new word
check if there is already a word
and
consider if it needs a word
check if there is already a word
and
consider if it needs a word
Anyone else get an erroneous Scribd renewal today
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Anyone else get an erroneous Scribd renewal today
Reposted by dB Cooper
Throughout their win vs Botswana at AFCON, a DR Congo supporter replicated the stance of Patrice Lumumba, a key figure in African and Congolese independence who was assassinated in 1961 following a joint plot between political opponents, Belgium, the US, and UK 🇨🇩
December 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Throughout their win vs Botswana at AFCON, a DR Congo supporter replicated the stance of Patrice Lumumba, a key figure in African and Congolese independence who was assassinated in 1961 following a joint plot between political opponents, Belgium, the US, and UK 🇨🇩
When I told my advisor my paper would be late, he said,
"I'm not worried. You'll finish it in your own r*tarded way."
To be fair he meant "very slow"...
"I'm not worried. You'll finish it in your own r*tarded way."
To be fair he meant "very slow"...
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When I told my advisor my paper would be late, he said,
"I'm not worried. You'll finish it in your own r*tarded way."
To be fair he meant "very slow"...
"I'm not worried. You'll finish it in your own r*tarded way."
To be fair he meant "very slow"...
In high school I went to my state's Boys' State program—look that up if you're unfamiliar with it—and naturally I thought it was shit. I was standing in ranks one morning, dumping on it to the guy in front of me, who I thought was of similar mind, and he said,
"God!! You are so NEGATIVE!!!"
"God!! You are so NEGATIVE!!!"
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In high school I went to my state's Boys' State program—look that up if you're unfamiliar with it—and naturally I thought it was shit. I was standing in ranks one morning, dumping on it to the guy in front of me, who I thought was of similar mind, and he said,
"God!! You are so NEGATIVE!!!"
"God!! You are so NEGATIVE!!!"
my kitchenaid stand mixer is almost 45 years old
I inherited it
I inherited it
December 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
my kitchenaid stand mixer is almost 45 years old
I inherited it
I inherited it
“Global warming is a hoax. There ain’t no glacier here, and there never was.”
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Global warming is a hoax. There ain’t no glacier here, and there never was.”
That independent gas station down the road, the one with the super-reactionary owner who opposed covid masking and sells no-alcohol gas, probably gets its fuel from an indie refining company, and a substantial part of the oil in that supply stream is - perfectly legally - imported from Venezuela
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
That independent gas station down the road, the one with the super-reactionary owner who opposed covid masking and sells no-alcohol gas, probably gets its fuel from an indie refining company, and a substantial part of the oil in that supply stream is - perfectly legally - imported from Venezuela
Moray Christmas!
signed,
the christmas eel
signed,
the christmas eel
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Moray Christmas!
signed,
the christmas eel
signed,
the christmas eel
I hate everything I post
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I hate everything I post
The time has come to admit my life is a complete waste and failure and just go with that
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The time has come to admit my life is a complete waste and failure and just go with that
I don’t like the spelling “Hanukkah.”
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I don’t like the spelling “Hanukkah.”
Dreamed I was working in France on the ‘Monument to No’, which was just some garbage on a shelf, that was arranged to kind of spell out “no”.
A lot of the dream was trying to get the shelf the right height
#dream
A lot of the dream was trying to get the shelf the right height
#dream
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dreamed I was working in France on the ‘Monument to No’, which was just some garbage on a shelf, that was arranged to kind of spell out “no”.
A lot of the dream was trying to get the shelf the right height
#dream
A lot of the dream was trying to get the shelf the right height
#dream
The sump pump failed, so that gives me something to do tomorrow
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The sump pump failed, so that gives me something to do tomorrow
Einstürzende Neubauten? In this economy?
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Einstürzende Neubauten? In this economy?
I didn’t even know seabirds ate sausages until I took a tern for the wurst
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I didn’t even know seabirds ate sausages until I took a tern for the wurst