dB Cooper
@coolerpseudonym.bsky.social
“And so goes he forth: a clamless shell, as it were—a man of straw—a house untenanted—a futile, motile void."
- George Herriman
Philosophy PhD
Leftist ✡︎
Mastodon: @[email protected]
- George Herriman
Philosophy PhD
Leftist ✡︎
Mastodon: @[email protected]
I'm Jewish. I'm not offended by “merry christmas.” But this year “happy holidays" is on the way out—people are militant about saying “merry christmas”. (Through bared teeth.)
It’s like, thank god we finally got rid of that woke, inclusive shit. This is a christian nation, fucko.
A grim vibe.
It’s like, thank god we finally got rid of that woke, inclusive shit. This is a christian nation, fucko.
A grim vibe.
December 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm Jewish. I'm not offended by “merry christmas.” But this year “happy holidays" is on the way out—people are militant about saying “merry christmas”. (Through bared teeth.)
It’s like, thank god we finally got rid of that woke, inclusive shit. This is a christian nation, fucko.
A grim vibe.
It’s like, thank god we finally got rid of that woke, inclusive shit. This is a christian nation, fucko.
A grim vibe.
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BIGGEST NEWS EVER: WE CAN HELP BRING THE FINAL SACRIFICE TO BLU-RAY!
SPREAD THE WORD, EH?
SPREAD THE WORD, EH?
ROWSDOWER! | Help Bring The Final Sacrifice to Blu-ray!
The Rowsdower Site.
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December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
BIGGEST NEWS EVER: WE CAN HELP BRING THE FINAL SACRIFICE TO BLU-RAY!
SPREAD THE WORD, EH?
SPREAD THE WORD, EH?
Chanukah is when even pretty assimilated Reform Jewish kids like me learned that being one of God’s chosen people is difficult sometimes, compared to the lives of the gentiles.
You get eight pairs of socks, or the moral equivalent, while your Christian friend gets an Xbox and a bike
You get eight pairs of socks, or the moral equivalent, while your Christian friend gets an Xbox and a bike
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Chanukah is when even pretty assimilated Reform Jewish kids like me learned that being one of God’s chosen people is difficult sometimes, compared to the lives of the gentiles.
You get eight pairs of socks, or the moral equivalent, while your Christian friend gets an Xbox and a bike
You get eight pairs of socks, or the moral equivalent, while your Christian friend gets an Xbox and a bike
The time has come to admit my life is a complete waste and failure and just go with that
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The time has come to admit my life is a complete waste and failure and just go with that
The ugly Christmas sweater FC Köln coach Lukas Kwasniok is wearing on the touchline at the Müngersdorfer is pretty good. It has Hennes der Geißböck on it, naturally
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The ugly Christmas sweater FC Köln coach Lukas Kwasniok is wearing on the touchline at the Müngersdorfer is pretty good. It has Hennes der Geißböck on it, naturally
The “Veteran Parking Only (thank you for your service)” parking spaces at this Lowe’s are closer to the door than the disabled parking spaces
Of course the “order pick up” spaces are closer than both
Of course the “order pick up” spaces are closer than both
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The “Veteran Parking Only (thank you for your service)” parking spaces at this Lowe’s are closer to the door than the disabled parking spaces
Of course the “order pick up” spaces are closer than both
Of course the “order pick up” spaces are closer than both
You know, 20% of that “sanctioned, illegal” oil coming out of Venezuela goes to Chevron. They have a special license to import it into US waters that the US signed off on
So
So
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You know, 20% of that “sanctioned, illegal” oil coming out of Venezuela goes to Chevron. They have a special license to import it into US waters that the US signed off on
So
So
I don’t like the spelling “Hanukkah.”
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I don’t like the spelling “Hanukkah.”
Dreamed I was working in France on the ‘Monument to No’, which was just some garbage on a shelf, that was arranged to kind of spell out “no”.
A lot of the dream was trying to get the shelf the right height
#dream
A lot of the dream was trying to get the shelf the right height
#dream
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Dreamed I was working in France on the ‘Monument to No’, which was just some garbage on a shelf, that was arranged to kind of spell out “no”.
A lot of the dream was trying to get the shelf the right height
#dream
A lot of the dream was trying to get the shelf the right height
#dream
The sump pump failed, so that gives me something to do tomorrow
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
The sump pump failed, so that gives me something to do tomorrow
Einstürzende Neubauten? In this economy?
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Einstürzende Neubauten? In this economy?
I didn’t even know seabirds ate sausages until I took a tern for the wurst
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I didn’t even know seabirds ate sausages until I took a tern for the wurst
Going to start calling them the Vichy Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Going to start calling them the Vichy Democrats
i'm so sick of these motherfuckers' stupid bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
i'm so sick of these motherfuckers' stupid bullshit
I’m assuming DDT will not just come back but be mandatory
October 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m assuming DDT will not just come back but be mandatory
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The difference between getting a selection of thoughtful, genuine replies and getting a bunch of half thoughts coming from cough syrup enthusiasts who were just jolted awake and stumbled across your post by accident
October 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The difference between getting a selection of thoughtful, genuine replies and getting a bunch of half thoughts coming from cough syrup enthusiasts who were just jolted awake and stumbled across your post by accident
Charlie Kirk was one of the worst shits in America and his getting shot in the neck doesn’t change that in the least
September 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Charlie Kirk was one of the worst shits in America and his getting shot in the neck doesn’t change that in the least
I wasn’t radicalized by the internet. I was radicalized by Marx, the way God intended
September 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I wasn’t radicalized by the internet. I was radicalized by Marx, the way God intended
“India have lost their last 15 coin tosses in men’s international cricket.”
That’s amazing
That’s amazing
August 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“India have lost their last 15 coin tosses in men’s international cricket.”
That’s amazing
That’s amazing
Congratulations to capitalism, which has made us a life in which it is a moral defeat merely to wake up in the morning and draw breath
June 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Congratulations to capitalism, which has made us a life in which it is a moral defeat merely to wake up in the morning and draw breath
Global warming:
I was born at 328 ppm CO₂
Now: 428 ppm CO₂
It’s a big anniversary for me today! Up 100 ppm!
I was born at 328 ppm CO₂
Now: 428 ppm CO₂
It’s a big anniversary for me today! Up 100 ppm!
June 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Global warming:
I was born at 328 ppm CO₂
Now: 428 ppm CO₂
It’s a big anniversary for me today! Up 100 ppm!
I was born at 328 ppm CO₂
Now: 428 ppm CO₂
It’s a big anniversary for me today! Up 100 ppm!
One day people will doubt there were ever such things as glaciers
June 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
One day people will doubt there were ever such things as glaciers
“Others, craven-hearted, said disparagingly, that ‘[John Brown] threw his life away,’ because he resisted the government. Which way have they thrown their lives, pray?”
“A Plea for Captain John Brown”Thoreau, 1859
“A Plea for Captain John Brown”Thoreau, 1859
June 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“Others, craven-hearted, said disparagingly, that ‘[John Brown] threw his life away,’ because he resisted the government. Which way have they thrown their lives, pray?”
“A Plea for Captain John Brown”Thoreau, 1859
“A Plea for Captain John Brown”Thoreau, 1859
I can’t believe how bad things are
May 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I can’t believe how bad things are